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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2019 13:57:12 GMT -5
I expected to see him do his "OMG it's the Big Show there's no way anyone can eliminate the world's largest athlete!" and then get thrown out in 4 minutes at this year's Royal Rumble but nothing. Is he retired? Injured? Chilling in the Dungeon of Doom?
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Post by floundertime on Mar 14, 2019 13:59:40 GMT -5
At home washing his tights
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Mar 14, 2019 13:59:47 GMT -5
At home, poorly investing his money.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Mar 14, 2019 14:01:04 GMT -5
Visiting his father Andre's grave.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2019 14:02:13 GMT -5
Does he live in a giant house with huge furniture?
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Mar 14, 2019 14:07:41 GMT -5
At home, poorly investing his money. "Oh sweet, only $10,000,000 to buy MySpace? We're bringing it back, Big Show style baby! MySpace Woo!"
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Post by Zombie Mod on Mar 14, 2019 14:07:44 GMT -5
looking at future potential strip malls to purchase.
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Mar 14, 2019 14:29:02 GMT -5
In all of our hearts. <3
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Mar 14, 2019 14:33:06 GMT -5
He's hanging around backstage waiting for his next heel turn.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Mar 14, 2019 14:39:59 GMT -5
He turned alignments so fast he has collapsed into some sort of wrestling booking singularity.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 14, 2019 14:53:50 GMT -5
Still trying to send his first text with his giant-ass fingers
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Mar 14, 2019 14:57:44 GMT -5
Yelling at his mother for being a nasty bastard. Hey he’s momma said so!
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Mar 14, 2019 15:24:15 GMT -5
In preparation for Jeff retiring to his back issues, Show's learning how to swanton. ![](http://i.imgur.com/q2d8GUM.gif)
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Mar 14, 2019 15:29:21 GMT -5
WheeEEEEEeerre...where is the Big Shooooowww? *Jim Johnston-y guitar music*
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Post by RedSmile on Mar 14, 2019 15:43:26 GMT -5
Serious response: I hope he is at the PC working as a coach or something. I think he'd have a lot to offer there. I also think that he'd excel as a color commentator.
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Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Mar 14, 2019 16:06:41 GMT -5
Losing weight so Tyler Bate can lift him.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2019 18:14:49 GMT -5
You would think someone that goddamn big would be hard to lose.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2019 21:38:37 GMT -5
Big Show going to come back wearing the giant version of Rey Mysterio’s SDL thong suit
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Post by edgestar on Mar 14, 2019 21:53:05 GMT -5
WheeEEEEEeerre...where is the Big Shooooowww? *Jim Johnston-y guitar music* I didn't expect to laugh *that* hard....
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Mar 14, 2019 21:57:18 GMT -5
He took that bike trip with the Undertaker again. It taking him a while to get back.
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