Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Mar 18, 2019 20:06:22 GMT -5
"Thats why Corbin has succeeded here in WWE!" WHEN DID HE DO THAT? He ascended to an upper management position which he was then relieved of and blamed for historically low ratings and caused the owners of the company to break character and admit that the show was terrible and they'd promise to get better. Sounds successful to me!
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Peeetah
Hank Scorpio
BANG
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Post by Peeetah on Mar 18, 2019 20:06:23 GMT -5
Missed the first hour due to time zones and shit has anything good happened, also why is Kurt fighting his actual son.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Mar 18, 2019 20:06:34 GMT -5
God everything Gable does looks gorgeous.
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Mar 18, 2019 20:06:37 GMT -5
I completely forgot RAW had even started, wow.
Did I hear right? Is Kurt Angle wrestling his last match against BARON CORBIN?!
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Post by Celexa Bliss on Mar 18, 2019 20:06:42 GMT -5
The only way they could have made that announcement worse was if they had Kurt announce Finn, only for Finn to decline so he can face Lashley for the fiftieth time. Then Kurt went, "f*** it, give me Corbin!"
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Mar 18, 2019 20:06:44 GMT -5
Vince: "How do you want to end your run in the WWE?" Angle: "...I got nothin'." Vince: "Brilliant! Quick, get that Applebees manager over here and we'll make it official!" Vince calls an NJ Applebees: I wanna talk to your general manager, about a match with Kurt Angle. Applebees employee: uhh... Sharon Shane Douglas isn't working, today....
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tenshi
Patti Mayonnaise
Probably more memorable than a Charlotte title reign
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Post by tenshi on Mar 18, 2019 20:06:48 GMT -5
I don't want to be a prick about things but... Kurt is moving really slow tonight and it shows.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Mar 18, 2019 20:06:50 GMT -5
The funny thing is I don't even think we're getting Cena vs. Joe at Mania at this point, I think we're getting a 5-6 man cluster f*** for the US Title and my bet is Cena interrupts Elias. Cena's got that big movie contract insurance now, wouldn't even be shocked if he's done wrestling. And ironically, WWE's all the worse for it.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Mar 18, 2019 20:06:52 GMT -5
The Corbin announcement has killed the crowd. They just don't give a shit about this.
At least this is some small town, and not in front of a crowd that is always chanting and into a show, like a Chicago crowd.
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Mar 18, 2019 20:06:57 GMT -5
I love the Baron Corbin salt. Lol
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Post by Tenshigure on Mar 18, 2019 20:06:58 GMT -5
Baron Corbin reminds me of when WCW tried to keep pushing The Wall despite all the people telling them to stop f***ing pushing The Wall...
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Mar 18, 2019 20:07:10 GMT -5
Yellow Sheamus is still terrifying too many lemons....lobsterhead....
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Mar 18, 2019 20:07:55 GMT -5
"Thats why Corbin has succeeded here in WWE!" WHEN DID HE DO THAT? He ascended to an upper management position which he was then relieved of and blamed for historically low ratings and caused the owners of the company to break character and admit that the show was terrible and they'd promise to get better. Sounds successful to me! The show has gotten worse.
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Post by Tenshigure on Mar 18, 2019 20:08:00 GMT -5
Vince calls an NJ Applebees: I wanna talk to your general manager, about a match with Kurt Angle. Applebees employee: uhh... Sharon Shane Douglas isn't working, today....
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 18, 2019 20:08:04 GMT -5
I went to go find a hardcover book to smack my head with while laughing the entire time.
Lord help me....I'm gonna be at Mania for this shit.
Also hear it is going to be 8 hours so I might need some goddamn energy drinks.
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Mar 18, 2019 20:08:07 GMT -5
"Thats why Corbin has succeeded here in WWE!" WHEN DID HE DO THAT? He ascended to an upper management position which he was then relieved of and blamed for historically low ratings and caused the owners of the company to break character and admit that the show was terrible and they'd promise to get better. Sounds successful to me! i know a guy at work who got promoted to management in less than 6 months from when he started with LESS of a track record than that. It's not unheard of is what i'm trying to say.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Mar 18, 2019 20:08:09 GMT -5
Yellow Sheamus is still terrifying too many lemons....lobsterhead.... Lemon > Lime
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Mar 18, 2019 20:08:09 GMT -5
I completely forgot RAW had even started, wow. Did I hear right? Is Kurt Angle wrestling his last match against BARON CORBIN?! Yep, and Chicago reacted accordingly.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 18, 2019 20:08:32 GMT -5
I heard Slipknot fired the dick-nose guy, so they'll be needing someone else to put on a mask.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2019 20:08:32 GMT -5
Yellow Sheamus is still terrifying Alexa: "I still would."
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