I hate vending machine food

[angryfan]

Sitting at work, and I'm starving, so I hit the "wheel of death" for some cheap food. I take a bite, and immediately shatter one of my teeth. OK, not so much shatter as the front half of it gets broken. No pain, no blood, but stil, annoying. Worst of all, the vending machine took my money on the first attempt, so I paid double for a crappy sandwich that winds up injuring me.

["Hollywood" Cactus Matt]

1-800-CALL-SAM ... he's a personal injury lawyer who advertises on TV around here. You should see what he can do for you. I hear they give great bonuses for "pain and suffering." ;D


I don't mean to make light ... that sucks, dude. That's why I just stick with the Doritos myself. Those, or Chili Cheese Fritos.

"F" the sandwich machine.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

I used to eat from the Wheel of Death at a place I worked many years ago. I never chipped a tooth, but I got heartburn a lot.

[Ragnal]

I just do what Cactus does: Get a bag of chips or a bag of candy.

It's still a ripoff, but hey, I'll buy two Twix for a dollar if I want to.

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

I was going to post about something, then Lenny's sig caused me to sully my trousers and I lost my train of thought. Sorry guys.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

godz said:

I was going to post about something, then Lenny's sig caused me to sully my trousers and I lost my train of thought. Sorry guys.

LOL, I figured you would probably like it! I like it too. ;D

[Chris Decker-The Wild Rover]

i'm so glad you guys call it the wheel of death too

[Cranjis McBasketball]

I want a vending machine that sells vending machines, it'd have to real f***in' big.

I like that bar that comes up and prevents you from reaching up. That's a good invention, before that, it was hard times on the vending machine industry. What candy bar are you getting? That one and everyone one on the bottom row!

Sometimes when I buy a bag of chips, I'll drop em. Food tastes better after it's fallen. It has to reach it's maxium flavor potential.

[midicai]

cdr said:

I want a vending machine that sells vending machines, it'd have to real waxin' big.

I like that bar that comes up and prevents you from reaching up. That's a good invention, before that, it was hard times on the vending machine industry. What candy bar are you getting? That one and everyone one on the bottom row!

Sometimes when I buy a bag of chips, I'll drop em. Food tastes better after it's fallen. It has to reach it's maxium flavor potential.

You're high arent you?

[Cranjis McBasketball]

midicai said:

cdr said:

I want a vending machine that sells vending machines, it'd have to real waxin' big.

I like that bar that comes up and prevents you from reaching up. That's a good invention, before that, it was hard times on the vending machine industry. What candy bar are you getting? That one and everyone one on the bottom row!

Sometimes when I buy a bag of chips, I'll drop em. Food tastes better after it's fallen. It has to reach it's maxium flavor potential.

You're high arent you?

No, but I assume Mitch Hedberg was when he wrote the jokes.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

cdr said:

I want a vending machine that sells vending machines, it'd have to real waxin' big.

I like that bar that comes up and prevents you from reaching up. That's a good invention, before that, it was hard times on the vending machine industry. What candy bar are you getting? That one and everyone one on the bottom row!

Sometimes when I buy a bag of chips, I'll drop em. Food tastes better after it's fallen. It has to reach it's maxium flavor potential.

Great reference! Plus there's always this one:

"I wanted this candy bar in a vending machine..the button I was supposed to push was "HH", so I went to the side, found the H button, and pushed it twice...f***in', potato chips came out, man, 'cause they had an 'HH' button, for Christ's sake! You need to let me know! I am not familiar with the concept of 'HH!' I did not learn my AA BB CCs. God god dammit dammit!"

[superfoe]

I miss Mitch.

[nisi]

You are not living up to your name, angryfan. I would not be nearly as mellow if a SANDWICH damaged my teeth, which are already expensive crowns that need to be babysat like Stewie Griffen. Sue everyone in sight I say.