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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Mar 25, 2019 15:10:51 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt came into WWE as a cult leader. With him came followers Luke Harper and Erick Rowan.
After like a year, they tried to recruit Daniel Bryan. He faked joined for like three weeks, then booted Bray in the head because he's a big dummy.
Then the Wyatts broke up for a little. Bray tried to "fix" Dean Ambrose and that when nowhere. Then they got back together and added big Braun the Strowman. Then they fought a bunch of fat guys named Tommy Dreamer and People Less Fat than Tommy Dreamer. Then they weren't friends anymore again.
Then Bray and Luke got together with Randy and it was weird for everyone. And then that ended.
Then Bray fought Matt Hardy and became his little buddy. Then Matt went to take a nap and we haven't seen Bray since. Matt's been back though.
Yeah. Bray's bad at the whole cult thing.
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 25, 2019 15:30:30 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt came into WWE as a cult leader. With him came followers Luke Harper and Erick Rowan. After like a year, they tried to recruit Daniel Bryan. He faked joined for like three weeks, then booted Bray in the head because he's a big dummy. Then the Wyatts broke up for a little. Bray tried to "fix" Dean Ambrose and that when nowhere. Then they got back together and added big Braun the Strowman. Then they fought a bunch of fat guys named Tommy Dreamer and People Less Fat than Tommy Dreamer. Then they weren't friends anymore again. Then Bray and Luke got together with Randy and it was weird for everyone. And then that ended. Then Bray fought Matt Hardy and became his little buddy. Then Matt went to take a nap and we haven't seen Bray since. Matt's been back though. Yeah. Bray's bad at the whole cult thing. |
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Mar 25, 2019 15:32:35 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt is bad at a lot of things.
He’s been getting certificate in being buns during his hiatus. It’s a very lengthy process
Matt Hardy fake retired to get out of his team with this goof. That tells you how buns he is, lmao
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2019 15:42:48 GMT -5
He's so bad a cult leader that one of the dudes he tried to recruit ended up stealing a third of his followers.
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Post by Rican on Mar 25, 2019 16:10:00 GMT -5
The following people in WWE history were better cult leaders than Bray Wyatt:
The Undertaker
Daniel Bryan
Simon Dean (remember when Maven also started promoting the Simon System?)
Matt Hardy (in V1 form AND Woken form)
Stevie Richards
And I can't for the life of me remember who but I'm pretty sure Bo Dallas actually won someone over during that whole Bo-lieve thing so even his own brother is better than him at this.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Mar 25, 2019 16:14:48 GMT -5
The following people in WWE history were better cult leaders than Bray Wyatt: The Undertaker Daniel Bryan Simon Dean (remember when Maven also started promoting the Simon System?) Matt Hardy (in V1 form AND Woken form) Stevie Richards And I can't for the life of me remember who but I'm pretty sure Bo Dallas actually won someone over during that whole Bo-lieve thing so even his own brother is better than him at this. Shit, Raven had more success with Tori the ninja. |
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fingers on Mar 25, 2019 16:15:20 GMT -5
He's probably reading this thread right now and crying about it
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2019 16:18:43 GMT -5
He isn't half the Cult leader Ian Astbury is.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2019 16:21:49 GMT -5
The following people in WWE history were better cult leaders than Bray Wyatt: The Undertaker Daniel Bryan Simon Dean (remember when Maven also started promoting the Simon System?) Matt Hardy (in V1 form AND Woken form) Stevie Richards And I can't for the life of me remember who but I'm pretty sure Bo Dallas actually won someone over during that whole Bo-lieve thing so even his own brother is better than him at this. Hell, Brian Kendrick successfully managed to recruit Gallagher and he wasn't even trying. |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Mar 25, 2019 16:26:50 GMT -5
Adam Rose was a better cult leader than Bray Wyatt.
You should aspire to not be compared negatively to Adam Rose.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2019 16:41:41 GMT -5
Adam Rose was a better cult leader than Bray Wyatt. You should aspire to not be compared negatively to Adam Rose. I mean one of his Rosebuds IS main eventing WM! |
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Post by jagilki on Mar 25, 2019 21:47:00 GMT -5
Who's Bray Wyatt?
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Post by Heartbreaker on Mar 25, 2019 22:19:01 GMT -5
CM Punk managed to get people to join his cult. Sure... Big Show buried them all, but Bray Wyatt just sucks.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Mar 25, 2019 22:29:22 GMT -5
He's so bad I drank his kool aid and didn't die
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Mar 25, 2019 23:57:15 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt is such a bad cult leader that the two people who did join him ended up turning on him because they were just pretending to kick his ass.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Mar 26, 2019 5:28:21 GMT -5
He's such a bad cult leader that he managed to lose all but one of the followers in his original vignettes before he even debuted.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 26, 2019 7:02:47 GMT -5
You know, cult leaders are always portrayed as being able to brainwash anyone, but a cult leader who tries but is a failure would make a good movie premise.
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 26, 2019 7:07:07 GMT -5
Just wait until Bray returns and forms the Cult of Crap with Drew, Dolph, Lashley and Baron Corbin.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2019 8:25:52 GMT -5
It's because Bray hasn't nailed the right hairstyle yet, but that's about to change...  |
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Post by No One on Mar 26, 2019 8:28:18 GMT -5
He's probably reading this thread right now and preparing to obliterate fools. |
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