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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2019 23:38:02 GMT -5
It took him 20 minutes to beat up Shelton Benjamin.
The Miz is facing Shane McMahon.
He beat up Shelton Benjamin and four other guys at the same time.
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Post by Error on Mar 26, 2019 23:44:05 GMT -5
Well you see, Shane is a McMahon and we all know that they can't lose because of their superior genes*, therefore they had to do something to make it look like Miz stands a chance in the match. It'd be bad booking to not give Miz the look of standing a chance.
*Any loses sustained by Shane prior to this were because he denied his being a McMahon.
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Mar 27, 2019 2:52:09 GMT -5
Well you see, Shane is a McMahon and we all know that they can't lose because of their superior genes*, therefore they had to do something to make it look like Miz stands a chance in the match. It'd be bad booking to not give Miz the look of standing a chance. * Any loses sustained by Shane prior to this were because he denied his being a McMahon. Oh god, with his new McMahon powers that means we're getting some 1991 Undertaker levels of no-selling by Shane at WM huh? |
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 27, 2019 16:48:36 GMT -5
Now to be fair, Miz had also beaten up six NXT scrubs as well before he even got to Shelts.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2019 17:01:36 GMT -5
Shelton and Kurt really should be at the PC teaching fundamental grappling things.
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Post by Chiral on Mar 27, 2019 17:20:57 GMT -5
Brock vs. the Raw roster:  Brock vs. Shane McMahon:  |
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 27, 2019 17:23:42 GMT -5
Well, Shane is the Best Athlete In The World. He has a trophy and everything.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fingers on Mar 27, 2019 17:42:22 GMT -5
For as insane as it is, Shane vs. Brock really wouldn't be that far fetched in the present day kayfabe where Shane McMahon is a destroyer of worlds who will f***ing murder your face with the power of the same weekend BJJ classes that CM Punk went to.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2019 18:08:45 GMT -5
For as insane as it is, Shane vs. Brock really wouldn't be that far fetched in the present day kayfabe where Shane McMahon is a destroyer of worlds who will f***ing murder your face with the power of the same weekend BJJ classes that CM Punk went to. Dana White needs to book Punk vs. Shane in the ultimate freak show fight. I’d pay extra to watch that hilarious battle. |
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Mar 27, 2019 18:21:39 GMT -5
For as insane as it is, Shane vs. Brock really wouldn't be that far fetched in the present day kayfabe where Shane McMahon is a destroyer of worlds who will f***ing murder your face with the power of the same weekend BJJ classes that CM Punk went to. Shane McMahon somehow has worse cardio than your stereotypical UFC heavyweight. It would be something. |
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Mar 27, 2019 18:46:06 GMT -5
For as insane as it is, Shane vs. Brock really wouldn't be that far fetched in the present day kayfabe where Shane McMahon is a destroyer of worlds who will f***ing murder your face with the power of the same weekend BJJ classes that CM Punk went to. CM Punk learned BJJ from the Crab People... |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2019 19:20:28 GMT -5
For as insane as it is, Shane vs. Brock really wouldn't be that far fetched in the present day kayfabe where Shane McMahon is a destroyer of worlds who will f***ing murder your face with the power of the same weekend BJJ classes that CM Punk went to. CM Punk learned BJJ from the Crab People...  “I have brought great shame onto my people.” |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2019 19:22:21 GMT -5
I thought this thread was a reminder.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Mar 27, 2019 19:35:07 GMT -5
Yeah but in WM history Shane lost to Undertaker and Undertaker lost to Brock and Brock lost to Triple H and Triple H lost to Seth so I'm preeeetty sure by Steiner mathematics he has a 100% chance.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Mar 27, 2019 19:40:23 GMT -5
For as insane as it is, Shane vs. Brock really wouldn't be that far fetched in the present day kayfabe where Shane McMahon is a destroyer of worlds who will f***ing murder your face with the power of the same weekend BJJ classes that CM Punk went to. The idea of Brock having to sell Shane’s wimpy punches is hilarious. |
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Post by MrElijah on Mar 27, 2019 19:41:20 GMT -5
For as insane as it is, Shane vs. Brock really wouldn't be that far fetched in the present day kayfabe where Shane McMahon is a destroyer of worlds who will f***ing murder your face with the power of the same weekend BJJ classes that CM Punk went to. Shane McMahon somehow has worse cardio than your stereotypical UFC heavyweight. It would be something. Under classic UFC Tournament rules. |
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