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Post by Big DSR Energy on Apr 1, 2019 19:06:46 GMT -5
Oh, look. Brock Lesnar showed up for work. Whoda thunk? Vince gave him 10 million dollars to stand in the ring for Paul's 10 minute promo.
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 1, 2019 19:07:12 GMT -5
Yeah! Replace this promo with Charly Caruso interviewing Peyton Royce!
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 1, 2019 19:07:13 GMT -5
"BROCK LESNAR SEIZES THE MOMENT"
But like Matt Hardy does he LIVE FOR THE MOMENT?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 1, 2019 19:07:28 GMT -5
LeBron makes $162 per second, and I think Brock might make more per appearance.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Apr 1, 2019 19:07:30 GMT -5
#AJAll
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 19:07:31 GMT -5
Brock: Bounce with me bounce with me.
Feelin' nostalgic tonight.
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 1, 2019 19:07:38 GMT -5
Holy shit, was that the shortest Steph promo ever? Also, what the f*** does Winner Take All even mean?!? Winner gets all the shrimp they can eat. And one used skeleton. ...balls
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 19:07:45 GMT -5
Oh, look. Brock Lesnar showed up for work. Whoda thunk? Vince gave him 10 million dollars to stand in the ring for Paul's 10 minute promo. I bet even with all the money Brock's making, they pay for his health care too.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 1, 2019 19:07:59 GMT -5
So the BREAKING NEWS was known a week ago when you screwed Asuka? Cool. No, it wasn't. Writing was on the wall. Everyone called the only reason they gave Charlotte the belt was to unify them
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Post by Chiral on Apr 1, 2019 19:08:00 GMT -5
All titles? Can't you just say both titles? Cue Becky coming to the ring with a wheelbarrow containing every belt in the WWE. "Sorry Becky won ALL the titles Hunter."
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Post by Demented on Apr 1, 2019 19:08:01 GMT -5
All titles? Can't you just say both titles? Cue Becky coming to the ring with a wheelbarrow containing every belt in the WWE. She'll battle Triple H and Ultimo Dragon for ALL THE BELTS at WrestleMania!
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Post by Perd on Apr 1, 2019 19:08:10 GMT -5
Iβm so tired of this promo.
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Post by zrowsdower on Apr 1, 2019 19:08:10 GMT -5
Does Brock know his match is scheduled for the main event of the pre show?
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Post by Hypnosis on Apr 1, 2019 19:08:11 GMT -5
Steph is going to go bang Big Dave as an April Fool's Joke on HHH. So you're saying Big Dave's going to be in a threesome?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 19:08:16 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 19:08:31 GMT -5
Well.. At least Steph's promo was quick and painless.
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Post by mattperiolat on Apr 1, 2019 19:08:38 GMT -5
So dumb, "Dah, we're unifying titles that have been around for three years cause we bad at booking." Vince is dumb. It should be screamed directly into his ear that he's a bad writer for the rest of time. Think John Oliver did. Vince isnβt taking it well.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Apr 1, 2019 19:08:47 GMT -5
"Brock Lesnar will violate Seth Rollins!"
Brazzers?
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Post by brettappedout (BLM) on Apr 1, 2019 19:08:51 GMT -5
Writing was on the wall. Everyone called the only reason they gave Charlotte the belt was to unify them Nothing was said about unification
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Post by lionheart21 on Apr 1, 2019 19:09:00 GMT -5
"Brock Lesnar will violate Seth Rollins."
...Pause...
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