WWE reacted to John Oliver in a surprisingly mature way...

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......Roman's hair looked quite dry, didn't it?


(Meanwhile 2 randos get labelled as celebrities who didn't eviscerate Vince this weekend and are soundly beaten by the maybe-winner of a possibly pre-show battle royal.)

[Feargus McReddit]

I mean, I think they also sort of realized that they don't want to neglect the fact that they're doing a cross promotion with people from another part of NBC Universal rather than HBO, which isn't a part of Comcast or NBC Universal.

[Friday Night SmackOwn]

One’s part of a storyline, the other’s a weird non-response to a critical takedown of the company on a late night cable news/humor program.

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

Perd stop possessing other people's accounts. We know it's you.

[Prince Petty]

Perhaps someone figured out that responding to John Oliver is never a good idea. Even when someone gets a good burn on him, he talks about it on his show. And with the ineptness of the WWE when dealing with the outside world, I feel like any response they gave would have been turned into comedy gold.

The bland, corporate statement that was issued is probably as far as they'll go.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Because they realize that there’s no skit that would offend Oliver, he already shits on himself worse than anything the wwe can throw at him.

They also realize that he can ether them on a weekly basis.

“So who’s Rita Chatterton? Did Jimmy Snuka killed Nancy Argentino and you bribed the cops Vince? Did you cover for Austin when he beat up his wife?”

[Friday Night SmackOwn]

Apr 2, 2019 14:05:16 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

Because they realize that there’s no skit that would offend Oliver, he already shits on himself worse than anything the wwe can throw at him.

They also realize that he can ether them on a weekly basis.

“So who’s Rita Chatterton? Did Jimmy Snuka killed Nancy Argentino and you bribed the cops Vince? Did you cover for Austin when he beat up his wife?”

If WWE trotted out a jobber named "Oliver Johns" or something like that to get beaten up by Braun, the actual John Oliver would just make a joke about it on his show and consider it an ironic honor that they'd do something so petty.

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Apr 2, 2019 14:14:08 GMT -5 Friday Night SmackOwn said:

Apr 2, 2019 14:05:16 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

Because they realize that there’s no skit that would offend Oliver, he already shits on himself worse than anything the wwe can throw at him.

They also realize that he can ether them on a weekly basis.

“So who’s Rita Chatterton? Did Jimmy Snuka killed Nancy Argentino and you bribed the cops Vince? Did you cover for Austin when he beat up his wife?”

If WWE trotted out a jobber named "Oliver Johns" or something like that to get beaten up by Braun, the actual John Oliver would just make a joke about it on his show and consider it an ironic honor that they'd do something so petty.

I mean... there already was a jobber named Oliver John in WWE:




prowrestling.fandom.com/wiki/Oliver_John

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Apr 2, 2019 14:14:08 GMT -5 Friday Night SmackOwn said:

Apr 2, 2019 14:05:16 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

Because they realize that there’s no skit that would offend Oliver, he already shits on himself worse than anything the wwe can throw at him.

They also realize that he can ether them on a weekly basis.

“So who’s Rita Chatterton? Did Jimmy Snuka killed Nancy Argentino and you bribed the cops Vince? Did you cover for Austin when he beat up his wife?”

If WWE trotted out a jobber named "Oliver Johns" or something like that to get beaten up by Braun, the actual John Oliver would just make a joke about it on his show and consider it an ironic honor that they'd do something so petty.

He would offer himself to be jobbed out and stretched only to ask Vince and Stephanie very awkward questions about their relationship or why Vince always wanted an incest angle.

[Alice Syndrome]

Apr 2, 2019 14:14:08 GMT -5 Friday Night SmackOwn said:

Apr 2, 2019 14:05:16 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

Because they realize that there’s no skit that would offend Oliver, he already shits on himself worse than anything the wwe can throw at him.

They also realize that he can ether them on a weekly basis.

“So who’s Rita Chatterton? Did Jimmy Snuka killed Nancy Argentino and you bribed the cops Vince? Did you cover for Austin when he beat up his wife?”

If WWE trotted out a jobber named "Oliver Johns" or something like that to get beaten up by Braun, the actual John Oliver would just make a joke about it on his show and consider it an ironic honor that they'd do something so petty.

He's british, watch ANY of us give a f*** when someone tries to start a war of words.