Sillier Gimmick: Double Ho Seven or Lance “Big Dong” Storm

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Who ya got FAN?

two of the finest technical wrestlers of recent memory and they both got the ladies man gimmick. lol

[2coldMack is even more baffled]

I don't remember the Lance Storm ladies man gimmick, so I guess I'll give it to Dean.

[The Summer of Muskrat XVII]

Double Ho Seven was f***ing awesome!!

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They should give the Double Ho Seven gimmick to Trent Seven.

[Milkman Norm]

The Lance Storm idea would have had legs had they gone through with his idea which is that they'd do vignettes with one of the women getting a peak of his package & hooking up with him followed by her telling her friends how bad the sex was. A well hung heel who's a bad lay is money.

[Jake, The Jake, Jake]

I’m gonna say the Lance Storm gimmick was worse because Lance could have probably actually been something in WWE whereas Malenko was never going to get anything resembling a push.

[Natural Born Farmer]

Much as I love me some Lance Storm he did seem comfortable doing ridiculous gimmicks. Malenko was presented as a stone cold killer in WCW and got over on that, and plenty of the WWE audience was aware of that! Dude could have gotten over Benoit style by just being really, really good at looking like he could brutalize the f*** out of you in real life. Instead he got a joke gimmick despite being a guy who bounced on a good contract to go work for the competition when that was still a bold move. WWE.

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

the sillier gimmick? Big Dick Lance.

Double Ho Seven was amazing for the short amount of time it was around.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

I think Malenko had both the less shitty of the two gimmicks, and got to make it work better.

Storm had a terrible gimmick and couldn't make it work. Nobody could have made that work.