Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Apr 8, 2019 4:26:44 GMT -5
Was talking with my girl Rudy Gobert Fingers who said this was the shocker of the night and I agree. I assumed Trips was reproduced asexually and later adopted by Vince, but that's not the case. Discuss this shocking revelation. |
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Apr 8, 2019 4:37:56 GMT -5
You know how in mythology, Athena was born from the head of Zeus? (The actual god, not Z-Gangsta)
I just assumed Triple H was born similarly, except Zeus took a swig of water and spat him into the air while flexing.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Apr 8, 2019 4:55:46 GMT -5
He was just a dude. HHH’s Dad v Miz’s Dad at Wrestlemania 36 confirmed.
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Post by Prince Petty on Apr 8, 2019 5:02:33 GMT -5
Triple H was grown in a vat, using a combination of the genes of all Vince McMahon's favourite wrestlers (except Bobo Brazil).
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Apr 8, 2019 5:48:10 GMT -5
"I love you, Pop"
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 8, 2019 6:58:37 GMT -5
He’s just a giant nose.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 8, 2019 7:00:38 GMT -5
Game Developer.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Apr 8, 2019 7:06:28 GMT -5
my money is on cyborg from the future
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