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Post by Error on Apr 11, 2019 5:51:53 GMT -5
Hope the old threads are stored up somewhere, reading through everybody's reactions to Eric Young winning an ex-soldier's prosthetic leg had me in tears of laughter. They will be in the archives soon, if they aren't already.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Apr 11, 2019 6:25:12 GMT -5
Oh, wow. Yeah, no one posted in there for over a month. That's not true, it was still active - we just moved the more recent threads into Wrest.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 11, 2019 6:40:52 GMT -5
Getting evicted into a basement Getting evicted from the basement to a warehouse next to a junkyard Hiring neonazis to handle production and intimidate them Blaming the post office in Texas every time a check would never come Bram signing millions of extensions Dixie buying Kurt a used Rolex. Jeff Jarrett drunken tortillas. Victory Road 11 A midget jerking off in a trashcan The strippers dancing The electrified steel cage The last rite match Fire Russo chants The Tennessee state putting a tax lien on them and taking away their business license Nigel getting hepatitis b and having to work on a deli to makes end meet. How Dixie lies to Jesse Sorensen and his mom. The Carters changing the Claire Lynch storyline because they didn’t want to show Dixie having an affair. Dixie lying and conning Billy Corgan out of money. Kurt having a million DUIs with a cop pulling him over once and when Kurt opened his mouth a million pills came out. The movie about Kurt being a rapist clown Jenna Morasca ve Sharmell The Monday night massacre Aaron Rex The red bird cage The hostage taking bird Brooke Hogan The poster who loved Gunner and wanted to call his son Gunner Christopher Daniels saying that they didn’t got a check for Christmas but yet tna gave a check to the Red Cross. Austin Aries ruining BFG. Mahabali Shera We can’t call it ecw because of legal issues but still they called it ecw Baghdad Bob Ryder claiming there was a good morale despite the checks bouncing
And many many many more
Goodbye tna you beautiful mutant. And somehow you’re still alive.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 11, 2019 6:46:47 GMT -5
Suing Scott Steiner for insulting people who didn’t even worked in the company anymore, with the judge getting so mad that he not only ruled in favor of Steiner but he ordered tna never to sue Steiner again.
TNA never changing their address when they moved so debtors wouldn’t find them.
Braden Walker returning fatter.
NINJAS KIDNAPPING TV. Kurt Angle wrestling in mom jeans.
Dixie being put through a table like a poster dreamed about. That led to nowhere and Dixie legit f***ed her back up.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 11, 2019 6:49:11 GMT -5
Getting evicted into a basement Getting evicted from the basement to a warehouse next to a junkyard Hiring neonazis to handle production and intimidate them Blaming the post office in Texas every time a check would never come Bram signing millions of extensions Dixie buying Kurt a used Rolex. Jeff Jarrett drunken tortillas. Victory Road 11 A midget jerking off in a trashcan The strippers dancing The electrified steel cage The last rite match Fire Russo chants The Tennessee state putting a tax lien on them and taking away their business license Nigel getting hepatitis b and having to work on a deli to makes end meet. How Dixie lies to Jesse Sorensen and his mom. The Carters changing the Claire Lynch storyline because they didn’t want to show Dixie having an affair. Dixie lying and conning Billy Corgan out of money. Kurt having a million DUIs with a cop pulling him over once and when Kurt opened his mouth a million pills came out. The movie about Kurt being a rapist clown Jenna Morasca ve Sharmell The Monday night massacre Aaron Rex The red bird cage The hostage taking bird Brooke Hogan The poster who loved Gunner and wanted to call his son Gunner Christopher Daniels saying that they didn’t got a check for Christmas but yet tna gave a check to the Red Cross. Austin Aries ruining BFG. Mahabali Shera We can’t call it ecw because of legal issues but still they called it ecw Baghdad Bob Ryder claiming there was a good morale despite the checks bouncing And many many many more Goodbye tna you beautiful mutant. And somehow you’re still alive. Which was the rapist clown movie? I always wanted to check that one out, but haven't gotten around to it. I watched another Kurt Angle movie (tragically there are a few) called River of Darkness. It also features Kevin Nash and Sycho Sid. It isn't good.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 11, 2019 6:51:36 GMT -5
Getting evicted into a basement Getting evicted from the basement to a warehouse next to a junkyard Hiring neonazis to handle production and intimidate them Blaming the post office in Texas every time a check would never come Bram signing millions of extensions Dixie buying Kurt a used Rolex. Jeff Jarrett drunken tortillas. Victory Road 11 A midget jerking off in a trashcan The strippers dancing The electrified steel cage The last rite match Fire Russo chants The Tennessee state putting a tax lien on them and taking away their business license Nigel getting hepatitis b and having to work on a deli to makes end meet. How Dixie lies to Jesse Sorensen and his mom. The Carters changing the Claire Lynch storyline because they didn’t want to show Dixie having an affair. Dixie lying and conning Billy Corgan out of money. Kurt having a million DUIs with a cop pulling him over once and when Kurt opened his mouth a million pills came out. The movie about Kurt being a rapist clown Jenna Morasca ve Sharmell The Monday night massacre Aaron Rex The red bird cage The hostage taking bird Brooke Hogan The poster who loved Gunner and wanted to call his son Gunner Christopher Daniels saying that they didn’t got a check for Christmas but yet tna gave a check to the Red Cross. Austin Aries ruining BFG. Mahabali Shera We can’t call it ecw because of legal issues but still they called it ecw Baghdad Bob Ryder claiming there was a good morale despite the checks bouncing And many many many more Goodbye tna you beautiful mutant. And somehow you’re still alive. Which was the rapist clown movie? I always wanted to check that one out, but haven't gotten around to it. I watched another Kurt Angle movie (tragically there are a few) called River of Darkness. It also features Kevin Nash and Sycho Sid. It isn't good. The review is on wrestlecrap, Kurt even wears a wig at one point. I think he met Jenna Morasca there. Oh and Kurt moonsaulting from cages.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 11, 2019 6:57:38 GMT -5
I could go all day
Dixie paying a tv crew to follow her around and shoot a pilot that nobody wanted or ordered. I would give anything to watch that.
Dixie and Bob Ryder calling Meltzer a liar for announcing that Destination America cancelled them saying that it was all wrong and not to believe the dirtsheets, a couple of days later Destination America cancelled them.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 11, 2019 7:03:03 GMT -5
Awesome Kong beating the f*** out of Bubba the love sponge, and Hogan later saying it was the most brutal and one sided shoot fight he ever saw in his life.
Hogan going to mainstream places and never advertising tna because he was embarrassed by it.
John Gaburick copying the exact wwe storylines of the time like Eric Young being a dollar store Daniel Bryan and the return of evolution. John Gaburick being hired as president just because he was Kevin Dunn’s friend.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 11, 2019 7:04:56 GMT -5
The fake spoilers thread just to fool the internet complete with a Bigfoot costume.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Apr 11, 2019 7:36:43 GMT -5
Wow, I was here when it was created, and I’m hear for it’s death. Once upon a time, that was my favourite section. RIP TNA Section
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Post by the2ndevil on Apr 11, 2019 7:55:20 GMT -5
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Post by MiLB Fan on Apr 11, 2019 8:08:45 GMT -5
I didn’t post in the TNA section often, but some of my favorite memories are:
*Shelly Martinez vs. Rebel: A Crime Against Humanity
*TNA moving its offices to a junkyard
*B-b-b-bitchin’/I have the biggest hands in the world! (The night Pop screwed up and Impact was replaced by the same four commercials looping over and over.)
*Quit Hating
*FAN almost buying commercial time on Impact before the mods shut it down.
*Finding out that TNA’s business license in Tennessee had expired. I was in such a rush to post the info here, worried that someone would beat me to it. My post made it into the LOLTNA page on Taimapedia.
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 11, 2019 8:30:43 GMT -5
My favorite time was the Bigfoot Dance Party
*wipes a tear*
Oh, and when "QUIT HATING" happened
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Apr 11, 2019 8:59:06 GMT -5
Getting evicted into a basement Getting evicted from the basement to a warehouse next to a junkyard Hiring neonazis to handle production and intimidate them Blaming the post office in Texas every time a check would never come Bram signing millions of extensions Dixie buying Kurt a used Rolex. Jeff Jarrett drunken tortillas. Victory Road 11 A midget jerking off in a trashcan The strippers dancing The electrified steel cage The last rite match Fire Russo chants The Tennessee state putting a tax lien on them and taking away their business license Nigel getting hepatitis b and having to work on a deli to makes end meet. How Dixie lies to Jesse Sorensen and his mom. The Carters changing the Claire Lynch storyline because they didn’t want to show Dixie having an affair. Dixie lying and conning Billy Corgan out of money. Kurt having a million DUIs with a cop pulling him over once and when Kurt opened his mouth a million pills came out. The movie about Kurt being a rapist clown Jenna Morasca ve Sharmell The Monday night massacre Aaron Rex The red bird cage The hostage taking bird Brooke Hogan The poster who loved Gunner and wanted to call his son Gunner Christopher Daniels saying that they didn’t got a check for Christmas but yet tna gave a check to the Red Cross. Austin Aries ruining BFG. Mahabali Shera We can’t call it ecw because of legal issues but still they called it ecw Baghdad Bob Ryder claiming there was a good morale despite the checks bouncing And many many many more Goodbye tna you beautiful mutant. And somehow you’re still alive. I feel like with soem creative rearranging you could set TNA's f***-ups to We Didn't Start The Fire.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2019 9:10:21 GMT -5
TNA is officially dead.
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Post by Bad Moon on Apr 11, 2019 9:11:14 GMT -5
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Post by Gummydavidson on Apr 11, 2019 9:29:55 GMT -5
The fake spoilers thread just to fool the internet complete with a Bigfoot costume. I still want to see that Al Snow and Jessie Godderz Scaffold match.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Apr 11, 2019 9:42:33 GMT -5
The fake spoilers thread just to fool the internet complete with a Bigfoot costume. I still want to see that Al Snow and Jessie Godderz Scaffold match. There still real to me damn it. Matt Hardy dancing big foot would saved it all.
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Post by Hypnosis on Apr 11, 2019 10:12:05 GMT -5
End of a (crazy) era!
I know the Knockouts thread got moved to Rest of Wrestling, but would it be okay to post them in the Women of Wrestling/MMA Thread once again since Impact's pretty much just a televised indy now, and their division's not as big as it used to be?
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Apr 11, 2019 10:14:52 GMT -5
I'm saddened I never got a final locked mod post showing Bruce the fish finally free and tearfully turning off the lights on the sub-board as he slowly swam towards the sunset.
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