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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 11, 2019 13:21:20 GMT -5
Pretty sure the only thread I cared about involved fried chicken Ah the legendary Havok’s house of bigotry and chicken and if you don’t like the menu you can go back to wherever you came from. Lol at her excuse. “It was an inside joke” what’s an inside joke about using the n word dozens of times?
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 11, 2019 13:22:10 GMT -5
Getting evicted into a basement Getting evicted from the basement to a warehouse next to a junkyard Hiring neonazis to handle production and intimidate them Blaming the post office in Texas every time a check would never come Bram signing millions of extensions Dixie buying Kurt a used Rolex. Jeff Jarrett drunken tortillas. Victory Road 11 A midget jerking off in a trashcan The strippers dancing The electrified steel cage The last rite match Fire Russo chants The Tennessee state putting a tax lien on them and taking away their business license Nigel getting hepatitis b and having to work on a deli to makes end meet. How Dixie lies to Jesse Sorensen and his mom. The Carters changing the Claire Lynch storyline because they didn’t want to show Dixie having an affair. Dixie lying and conning Billy Corgan out of money. Kurt having a million DUIs with a cop pulling him over once and when Kurt opened his mouth a million pills came out. The movie about Kurt being a rapist clown Jenna Morasca ve Sharmell The Monday night massacre Aaron Rex The red bird cage The hostage taking bird Brooke Hogan The poster who loved Gunner and wanted to call his son Gunner Christopher Daniels saying that they didn’t got a check for Christmas but yet tna gave a check to the Red Cross. Austin Aries ruining BFG. Mahabali Shera We can’t call it ecw because of legal issues but still they called it ecw Baghdad Bob Ryder claiming there was a good morale despite the checks bouncing And many many many more Goodbye tna you beautiful mutant. And somehow you’re still alive. I feel like with soem creative rearranging you could set TNA's f***-ups to We Didn't Start The Fire. I need this.
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Post by Tessmachers-Ass-Fan on Apr 11, 2019 13:35:55 GMT -5
*rubs eyes* Oh okay, today ist April 1st. *goes back to sleep*
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 11, 2019 13:38:56 GMT -5
Jim Cornette going to Tennessee to get them a venue for a house show.
“Well sir everything looks alright what’s the name of your company?”
“...TNA”
Other person bursts out laughing. And that’s why they never had a shot at nothing but shit.
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Apr 11, 2019 13:40:50 GMT -5
I tried the We Didn't Start the Fire thing but I'm a wordy motherf***er and its meter relies on too many brief rapid-fire mentions to work so I'm tapping out on it.
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Post by markymark on Apr 11, 2019 13:41:27 GMT -5
Jim Cornette going to Tennessee to get them a venue for a house show. “Well sir everything looks alright what’s the name of your company?” “...TNA” Other person bursts out laughing. And that’s why they never had a shot at nothing but shit. When did that happen ? I forgot.
I remember Foley shitting on the company when he mocked their house show business in 2010.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Apr 11, 2019 13:48:15 GMT -5
Khoyathulu and the Havoc Chicken Thread
Also the Death Threads every time Dixie couldn't pay the bills
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2019 13:57:58 GMT -5
Getting evicted into a basement Getting evicted from the basement to a warehouse next to a junkyard Hiring neonazis to handle production and intimidate them Blaming the post office in Texas every time a check would never come Bram signing millions of extensions Dixie buying Kurt a used Rolex. Jeff Jarrett drunken tortillas. Victory Road 11 A midget jerking off in a trashcan The strippers dancing The electrified steel cage The last rite match Fire Russo chants The Tennessee state putting a tax lien on them and taking away their business license Nigel getting hepatitis b and having to work on a deli to makes end meet. How Dixie lies to Jesse Sorensen and his mom. The Carters changing the Claire Lynch storyline because they didn’t want to show Dixie having an affair. Dixie lying and conning Billy Corgan out of money. Kurt having a million DUIs with a cop pulling him over once and when Kurt opened his mouth a million pills came out. The movie about Kurt being a rapist clown Jenna Morasca ve Sharmell The Monday night massacre Aaron Rex The red bird cage The hostage taking bird Brooke Hogan The poster who loved Gunner and wanted to call his son Gunner Christopher Daniels saying that they didn’t got a check for Christmas but yet tna gave a check to the Red Cross. Austin Aries ruining BFG. Mahabali Shera We can’t call it ecw because of legal issues but still they called it ecw Baghdad Bob Ryder claiming there was a good morale despite the checks bouncing And many many many more Goodbye tna you beautiful mutant. And somehow you’re still alive. I feel like with soem creative rearranging you could set TNA's f***-ups to We Didn't Start The Fire. I tried: TNA, Impact, Fire Russo chants Kurt's used Rolex, no Christmas checks Can't call it E-C-Dub by name, but we'll do it anyway There's a hostage taking bird, and a red bird cage Tennessee tax lien, losing business licenses Nigel works the deli, cause he has hepatitis Moving to the basement, then into the junkyard Competing with Vince McMahon is getting very f***ing hard We chanted "Fire Russo" But the boss was Dixie She was on his dick see We chanted "Fire Russo" But they hired him back So Spike cancelled Impact Checks bounce, good morale, Kurt's playing a rapist clown Brooke Hogan, Aron Rex, strippers make you think of sex Last Rites Match, electrified steel fence Jeff Jarrett's drunk again and throwing those tortillas Mahaball Shera, Davey Richards, Crimson, and Gunner Midgets masturbating makes everything funner Aries ruined BFG, Victory Road it was Hardy But they didn't get in trouble at least not hardly
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Post by darbus alan on Apr 11, 2019 14:09:29 GMT -5
I feel like with soem creative rearranging you could set TNA's f***-ups to We Didn't Start The Fire. I tried: TNA, Impact, Fire Russo chants Kurt's used Rolex, no Christmas checks Can't call it E-C-Dub by name, but we'll do it anyway There's a hostage taking bird, and a red bird cage Tennessee tax lien, losing business licenses Nigel works the deli, cause he has hepatitis Moving to the basement, then into the junkyard Competing with Vince McMahon is getting very f***ing hard We chanted "Fire Russo" But the boss was Dixie She was on his dick see We chanted "Fire Russo" But they hired him back So Spike cancelled Impact Checks bounce, good morale, Kurt's playing a rapist clown Brooke Hogan, Aron Rex, strippers make you think of sex Last Rites Match, electrified steel fence Jeff Jarrett's drunk again and throwing those tortillas Mahaball Shera, Davey Richards, Crimson, and Gunner Midgets masturbating makes everything funner Aries ruined BFG, Victory Road it was Hardy But they didn't get in trouble at least not hardly Early contender for my post of the year.
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Post by markymark on Apr 11, 2019 14:16:19 GMT -5
I feel like with soem creative rearranging you could set TNA's f***-ups to We Didn't Start The Fire. I tried: TNA, Impact, Fire Russo chants Kurt's used Rolex, no Christmas checks Can't call it E-C-Dub by name, but we'll do it anyway There's a hostage taking bird, and a red bird cage Tennessee tax lien, losing business licenses Nigel works the deli, cause he has hepatitis Moving to the basement, then into the junkyard Competing with Vince McMahon is getting very f***ing hard We chanted "Fire Russo" But the boss was Dixie She was on his dick see We chanted "Fire Russo" But they hired him back So Spike cancelled Impact Checks bounce, good morale, Kurt's playing a rapist clown Brooke Hogan, Aron Rex, strippers make you think of sex Last Rites Match, electrified steel fence Jeff Jarrett's drunk again and throwing those tortillas Mahaball Shera, Davey Richards, Crimson, and Gunner Midgets masturbating makes everything funner Aries ruined BFG, Victory Road it was Hardy But they didn't get in trouble at least not hardly
Would be good material for the upcoming season of Epic Rap Battles of History.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 11, 2019 14:26:19 GMT -5
Jim Cornette going to Tennessee to get them a venue for a house show. “Well sir everything looks alright what’s the name of your company?” “...TNA” Other person bursts out laughing. And that’s why they never had a shot at nothing but shit. When did that happen ? I forgot.
I remember Foley shitting on the company when he mocked their house show business in 2010.
It’s around 2006 when he tried to book a venue. Bischoff and Hogan also admit that the tv executives would laugh at the name.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 11, 2019 14:27:11 GMT -5
I feel like with soem creative rearranging you could set TNA's f***-ups to We Didn't Start The Fire. I tried: TNA, Impact, Fire Russo chants Kurt's used Rolex, no Christmas checks Can't call it E-C-Dub by name, but we'll do it anyway There's a hostage taking bird, and a red bird cage Tennessee tax lien, losing business licenses Nigel works the deli, cause he has hepatitis Moving to the basement, then into the junkyard Competing with Vince McMahon is getting very f***ing hard We chanted "Fire Russo" But the boss was Dixie She was on his dick see We chanted "Fire Russo" But they hired him back So Spike cancelled Impact Checks bounce, good morale, Kurt's playing a rapist clown Brooke Hogan, Aron Rex, strippers make you think of sex Last Rites Match, electrified steel fence Jeff Jarrett's drunk again and throwing those tortillas Mahaball Shera, Davey Richards, Crimson, and Gunner Midgets masturbating makes everything funner Aries ruined BFG, Victory Road it was Hardy But they didn't get in trouble at least not hardly That’s magic.
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Apr 11, 2019 14:31:17 GMT -5
I feel like with soem creative rearranging you could set TNA's f***-ups to We Didn't Start The Fire. I tried: TNA, Impact, Fire Russo chants Kurt's used Rolex, no Christmas checks Can't call it E-C-Dub by name, but we'll do it anyway There's a hostage taking bird, and a red bird cage Tennessee tax lien, losing business licenses Nigel works the deli, cause he has hepatitis Moving to the basement, then into the junkyard Competing with Vince McMahon is getting very f***ing hard We chanted "Fire Russo" But the boss was Dixie She was on his dick see We chanted "Fire Russo" But they hired him back So Spike cancelled Impact Checks bounce, good morale, Kurt's playing a rapist clown Brooke Hogan, Aron Rex, strippers make you think of sex Last Rites Match, electrified steel fence Jeff Jarrett's drunk again and throwing those tortillas Mahaball Shera, Davey Richards, Crimson, and Gunner Midgets masturbating makes everything funner Aries ruined BFG, Victory Road it was Hardy But they didn't get in trouble at least not hardly We chanted "Fire Russo" But the boss was Dixie She was on his dick see We chanted "Fire Russo" But they hired him back So Spike cancelled Impact Bram was given 100 contracts Abyss bumped on a 10,000 tacks Lynch had Aj's child Hulkamania ran mild Joe, Daniels, TJP Galloway, kaz and EC3 Low pay, went away getting pushed on NXT We chanted "Fire Russo" But the boss was Dixie She was on his dick see We chanted "Fire Russo" But they hired him back So Spike cancelled Impact Watching is a wild ride lost two of their six sides Victory road, mental scars the lowest point, minus 5 stars We chanted "Fire Russo" But the boss was Dixie She was on his dick see We chanted "Fire Russo" But they hired him back So Spike cancelled Impact
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 11, 2019 14:36:46 GMT -5
I do love you guys.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 11, 2019 14:51:18 GMT -5
It's over? I gotta lie down...
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 11, 2019 14:56:04 GMT -5
f*** it, tna will still be dragging on for the next ten years.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 11, 2019 14:57:51 GMT -5
Dixie why did you hired Russo back in 06? Why? He worked you and bamboozled you right? You fell for the old “I created the attitude era” didn’t you?
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Post by markymark on Apr 11, 2019 15:19:04 GMT -5
Stifler "selling" in the Roode vs Bully tables match was hilarious to watch, anyone still has that gif?
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Post by bigbadbull on Apr 11, 2019 15:28:07 GMT -5
f*** it, tna will still be dragging on for the next ten years. You know it's called Impact Wrestling now, right?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 11, 2019 15:44:27 GMT -5
f*** it, tna will still be dragging on for the next ten years. You know it's called Impact Wrestling now, right? Stop trying to pick a fight.
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