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Post by DiBiase is Good on Apr 11, 2019 15:46:58 GMT -5
They’ll never know who actually killed it.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 11, 2019 17:20:35 GMT -5
Stifler "selling" in the Roode vs Bully tables match was hilarious to watch, anyone still has that gif? The ref after the power bomb? In the wwe he would’ve been fired.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 11, 2019 17:20:52 GMT -5
Also Earl Hebner f***ing sucks.
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Post by Stu on Apr 11, 2019 17:21:41 GMT -5
I feel like with soem creative rearranging you could set TNA's f***-ups to We Didn't Start The Fire. OMG someone with lyrical skills totally HAS to do this. I don’t watch TNA enough to do this, but I did one for WWE’s f***ups. Even posted a thread for it
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Apr 11, 2019 17:22:34 GMT -5
Also Earl Hebner f***ing sucks. I will NEVER understand the longevity/positions of prominence Earl has held throughout his career. He's literally one of the worst, most attention seeking refs I've ever seen.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 11, 2019 17:28:35 GMT -5
Also Earl Hebner f***ing sucks. I will NEVER understand the longevity/positions of prominence Earl has held throughout his career. He's literally one of the worst, most attention seeking refs I've ever seen. Well the cops escorted him out of the wwe for selling pirated shirts and tna hired him cause he was a wwe reject like that’s how you get a push in tna.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 11, 2019 17:35:03 GMT -5
f*** it, tna will still be dragging on for the next ten years. You know it's called Impact Wrestling now, right? It will always be tna in our hearts
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Post by darbus alan on Apr 11, 2019 17:53:51 GMT -5
You know it's called Impact Wrestling now, right? It will always be tna in our hearts It took me like, 5 years to finally get used to calling WWE that and not "WWF." I figure it takes me just as long to only call Impact "Impact," though I guess it helps that the main show was Impact the entire time.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2019 18:46:56 GMT -5
I feel like with soem creative rearranging you could set TNA's f***-ups to We Didn't Start The Fire. I tried: TNA, Impact, Fire Russo chants Kurt's used Rolex, no Christmas checks Can't call it E-C-Dub by name, but we'll do it anyway There's a hostage taking bird, and a red bird cage Tennessee tax lien, losing business licenses Nigel works the deli, cause he has hepatitis Moving to the basement, then into the junkyard Competing with Vince McMahon is getting very f***ing hard We chanted "Fire Russo" But the boss was Dixie She was on his dick see We chanted "Fire Russo" But they hired him back So Spike cancelled Impact Checks bounce, good morale, Kurt's playing a rapist clown Brooke Hogan, Aron Rex, strippers make you think of sex Last Rites Match, electrified steel fence Jeff Jarrett's drunk again and throwing those tortillas Mahaball Shera, Davey Richards, Crimson, and Gunner Midgets masturbating makes everything funner Aries ruined BFG, Victory Road it was Hardy But they didn't get in trouble at least not hardly Here's my attempt: TNA went off the track Russo left and then he came back Then they nuked their deal with Spike TV Paid their talent in dangling carrots Oh dear god no more Jeff Jarret 500 paid tickets with 10,000 capacity We didn’t start TNA It’ll never die, we just failed to realize We didn’t start TNA We just tried to like it but Russo kept on writing Samoa Joe, the X division Crash TV, head on collision Late 2000’s we all thought it’d all be okay Kurt Angle’s broken freakin neck Bischoff and Hogan were getting checks There’s no heels there’s no faces, it's just all shades of grey We didn’t start TNA It’ll never die, we just failed to realize We didn’t start TNA We just tried to like it but Russo kept on writing Cornette called Russo a dumbass Then Abyss fell onto thumbtacks Remember that time Dixie was put through a table? Had some fans for all it’s quirks Dixie doesn’t get how email works Watch impact now on 4th tier cable! We didn’t start TNA It’ll never die, we just failed to realize We didn’t start TNA We just tried to like it but Russo kept on writing
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 11, 2019 19:01:02 GMT -5
Personally, I wish we could call the song "We Didn't Start Feast Or Fired".
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Apr 11, 2019 19:05:08 GMT -5
It will always be tna in our hearts It took me like, 5 years to finally get used to calling WWE that and not "WWF." I figure it takes me just as long to only call Impact "Impact," though I guess it helps that the main show was Impact the entire time. Honestly, in normal conversation I pretty much never called it TNA. I refused to tell other people I was watching TNA wrestling, it was NWA-TNA and then Impact Wrestling.
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Post by markymark on Apr 11, 2019 19:06:11 GMT -5
Kid Ref replacing the Hebners was smart, because Kid Ref is way more cheaper and competent as well.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 11, 2019 19:24:36 GMT -5
I feel like with soem creative rearranging you could set TNA's f***-ups to We Didn't Start The Fire. OMG someone with lyrical skills totally HAS to do this. chazraps, you got this, bro!
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 11, 2019 19:25:04 GMT -5
It took me like, 5 years to finally get used to calling WWE that and not "WWF." I figure it takes me just as long to only call Impact "Impact," though I guess it helps that the main show was Impact the entire time. Honestly, in normal conversation I pretty much never called it TNA. I refused to tell other people I was watching TNA wrestling, it was NWA-TNA and then Impact Wrestling. I was watching the legendary triple threat between AJ, Daniels, and Joe in highschool, and I was embarrassed to call it tna.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 11, 2019 19:31:40 GMT -5
The tna board is so dead it should change its name to Von Erich
The tna board is so dead that Invader told it to meet him in the showers.
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Post by markymark on Apr 11, 2019 20:13:47 GMT -5
Stifler "selling" in the Roode vs Bully tables match was hilarious to watch, anyone still has that gif? The ref after the power bomb? In the wwe he would’ve been fired. Yes, him. That was so freaking bad, Im surprised they never released him, but thats Dixie for you.
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Post by Chiral on Apr 11, 2019 20:19:33 GMT -5
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 11, 2019 22:21:02 GMT -5
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 11, 2019 22:22:23 GMT -5
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 11, 2019 22:24:11 GMT -5
It’s meant to be “Press F To Pay Respects”, but you say that like I was actually not broken to start with.
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