Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 24, 2019 17:56:28 GMT -5
What would you do to help make one of WWE's (if not most modern wrestling across the board) weakest points even worse?
For one, Corey tries to make him being a "himbo" a thing.
"It's that himbo lifestyle I must lead, Renee!"
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Post by avenger on Apr 24, 2019 17:58:32 GMT -5
"... and Jonathan Coachman"
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Apr 24, 2019 17:59:43 GMT -5
Time Traveling Michael Cole from the future comes back to present day to do commentary alongside the current version. OH MY!
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Apr 24, 2019 18:02:52 GMT -5
Joey Styles screaming OH MY GOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!! Every 45 seconds.
He’s the sole reason I can’t get into ECW.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2019 18:07:10 GMT -5
2017 Mae Young Classic JR, JBL and Coach call every show.
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anglarite
Don Corleone
...enchantment!
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Post by anglarite on Apr 24, 2019 18:08:21 GMT -5
Time Traveling Michael Cole from the future comes back to present day to do commentary alongside the current version. OH MY! Came here to post "Michael Cole's Evil Twin" but you were faster Also, bring back the Cole Mine.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 24, 2019 18:11:18 GMT -5
More celebrity guest commentators. Preferably ones with no prior knowledge of wrestling let alone current WWE.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Apr 24, 2019 18:11:56 GMT -5
Cole,graves and Cris collinsworth
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Apr 24, 2019 18:20:53 GMT -5
Michael Cole stops calling the match at least once per show to remind us that he has a functioning set of human genitalia. Not anything detail-wise about it or its state of arousal, just, "Ladies and gentlemen of the WWE Universe, I would like to take a moment to remind you all watching at home that I have a perfectly normal and functioning set of human genitalia." Every f***ing episode, with no payoff or build to anything, no explanation of why he needs to tell us or why it's in such a stilted way. He just does it. Every week.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2019 18:27:52 GMT -5
Michael Cole stops calling the match at least once per show to remind us that he has a functioning set of human genitalia. Not anything detail-wise about it or its state of arousal, just, "Ladies and gentlemen of the WWE Universe, I would like to take a moment to remind you all watching at home that I have a perfectly normal and functioning set of human genitalia." Every f***ing episode, with no payoff or build to anything, no explanation of why he needs to tell us or why it's in such a stilted way. He just does it. Every week. "I was admiring my perfectly normal and functioning set of human genitalia earlier today..."
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Post by Gremlin on Apr 24, 2019 18:28:44 GMT -5
Byron "The Brain" Saxton
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 24, 2019 18:29:24 GMT -5
Cole joined by Mark Madden & Coach or Rob Bartlett on Raw.
David Crockett, JBL & Lita on SDL.
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Post by darbus alan on Apr 24, 2019 18:32:20 GMT -5
A three man booth of Mark Madden, Mike Adamle, and Jonathan Coachman.
I liked old ECW, but Joey Styles has gotta be one of the most overrated commentators ever IMO.
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Apr 24, 2019 18:32:56 GMT -5
Michael Cole stops calling the match at least once per show to remind us that he has a functioning set of human genitalia. Not anything detail-wise about it or its state of arousal, just, "Ladies and gentlemen of the WWE Universe, I would like to take a moment to remind you all watching at home that I have a perfectly normal and functioning set of human genitalia." Every f***ing episode, with no payoff or build to anything, no explanation of why he needs to tell us or why it's in such a stilted way. He just does it. Every week. "I was admiring my perfectly normal and functioning set of human genitalia earlier today..." "After a long hiatus, Bray Wyatt has come back rejuvenated and well rested. It's important to function at the top level of performance, which I especially take to heart in regards to my absolutely human set of genitalia, fully functioning and indisputably that of a human being of this earth. You will never see a more human set of genitals than mine."
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Apr 24, 2019 18:33:04 GMT -5
They only commentate in old corny rap style.
"I'm Michael Cole and I'm here to say. I love boss time in a special way. Look at this guy he loves to have fun. Now I'm gonna pass it to my gurl 'Nay Young!"
"Here comes Christian with his Asian slaves. Now I'm gonna pass the mic to Corey Graves."
"My name is Corey I don't mean to be crass but jeez Mandy Rose has a really nice a*Show goes off the air*
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Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Apr 24, 2019 18:38:10 GMT -5
Everything is the same except there's no table and the announce team have to sit on toilets with their pants down instead of chairs
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2019 18:38:55 GMT -5
They only commentate in old corny rap style. "I'm Michael Cole and I'm here to say. I love boss time in a special way. Look at this guy he loves to have fun. Now I'm gonna pass it to my gurl 'Nay Young!" "Here comes Christian with his Asian slaves. Now I'm gonna pass the mic to Corey Graves." "My name is Corey I don't mean to be crass but jeez Mandy Rose has a really nice a*Show goes off the air* Dude, you're supposed to be making it worse.
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Hank Scorpio
Yeah, "looks like."
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Post by Derk! on Apr 24, 2019 19:11:34 GMT -5
Not one, not two, but THREE Mauro Ranellos........on helium.
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Post by Hypnosis on Apr 24, 2019 19:16:51 GMT -5
They only commentate in old corny rap style. "I'm Michael Cole and I'm here to say. I love boss time in a special way. Look at this guy he loves to have fun. Now I'm gonna pass it to my gurl 'Nay Young!" "Here comes Christian with his Asian slaves. Now I'm gonna pass the mic to Corey Graves." "My name is Corey I don't mean to be crass but jeez Mandy Rose has a really nice a*Show goes off the air* "Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind!"
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 24, 2019 19:22:14 GMT -5
They only commentate in old corny rap style. "I'm Michael Cole and I'm here to say. I love boss time in a special way. Look at this guy he loves to have fun. Now I'm gonna pass it to my gurl 'Nay Young!" "Here comes Christian with his Asian slaves. Now I'm gonna pass the mic to Corey Graves." "My name is Corey I don't mean to be crass but jeez Mandy Rose has a really nice a*Show goes off the air* "Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind!" Ya gotta do what? Ya gotta do what? I GOTTA BOLIEVE!
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