nisidhe
Hank Scorpio
O Superman....O judge....O Mom and Dad....
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Post by nisidhe on Apr 25, 2019 6:28:52 GMT -5
All commentators must speak through the “Peanuts parent” voice. “WAMP WAMP WAMP, WAMP WAMP!” They said to make it worse. Miss Othmar voices would be like Monsoon and Heenan compared to what they've got today.
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The Kevstaaa
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Heck of a wrestler, great technician, and a jam up guy.
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Post by The Kevstaaa on Apr 25, 2019 7:01:30 GMT -5
Jim Ross.
That is all.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2019 8:15:43 GMT -5
JBL returns for one match on every show, but not commentating........
Rather, he shows up in a baby diaper and nothing else and twerks on top of the commentary table as one of the announcers does a terrible baby voice the whole match and another throws pacifiers at his ass.
And it's always the best match of that particular show, and the camera keeps cutting back to the commentary table instead of the ring, often missing the match's finish.
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Post by Andy Martin on Apr 25, 2019 8:20:04 GMT -5
Mauro Ranallo becoming the lead play by play guy.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2019 8:26:56 GMT -5
Put Striker, Vampiro and Josh Matthews on it.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 26, 2019 18:02:06 GMT -5
Cole will say 'HA! HA!' in as loud and insincere a tone as possible. Two separate, punctuating 'ha' sounds, not 'haha.' He will say this after everything he says, after everything anyone else says as well, except commentary partners, who he cuts off JUST before they get their last word out to say it. He never stops. Even if a shoot injury is happening.
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Post by Pierre the Renaissance Man on Apr 26, 2019 18:25:55 GMT -5
Raw’s new commentary team- McIntyre, Lashley, and Corbin
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
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Post by JCBaggee on Apr 27, 2019 16:10:15 GMT -5
New Raw commentary team of Michael Cole, Pat McAfee and Booker T.
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beefy
Trap-Jaw
OHHH YESSSSSSS
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Post by beefy on Apr 27, 2019 16:21:50 GMT -5
The newest commentary team: Natalya. Alone.
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Apr 28, 2019 5:18:22 GMT -5
Make sure you mention the name of the move currently being used Atleast 20 times.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Apr 28, 2019 6:52:54 GMT -5
Have the entire script written at the same time was the show and read from teleprompters.
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cactussam
Bubba Ho-Tep
The Greatest United States Champion of All Time! Because this building is apropos!
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Post by cactussam on Apr 28, 2019 8:15:06 GMT -5
Fully unleash Mauro on every show and tell him to only talk in pop culture references and bizarre phrases.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 28, 2019 9:49:35 GMT -5
JBL is back, but due to severe brain damage he can now only say "AHAHA HE JUST LIKES TO HAVE FUN MAGGLE!"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2019 9:51:33 GMT -5
The team is Michael Cole and clones with personalities that are exaggerations of parts of his own: a macho man (not that one) whose “manliness” can make him come across as an asshole, and a well groomed man who likes sweater vests and is very thoughtful of others. There’s also a third one: an idiot whose lacking intelligence is the result of being a clone of a clone.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 28, 2019 10:02:19 GMT -5
The "commentary" is two guys arguing in Russian for 3 hours.
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Post by genericusername on Apr 28, 2019 10:08:29 GMT -5
Vince McMahon goes back to doing commentary full time on both shows, by himself.
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Apr 28, 2019 10:22:34 GMT -5
Every time there’s a kick out Michael Cole brays into a bin like a donkey.
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Rumble McSkirmish
King Koopa
Typical day on the FAN forums.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 28, 2019 11:32:57 GMT -5
All match commentary must be done in the style of a Hoedown....Vince just discovered Whose Line Is It Anyways? You see...
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Apr 28, 2019 13:37:57 GMT -5
All Mauro Ranallo, all the time.
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Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Apr 28, 2019 17:00:54 GMT -5
Play Art Donovans commentary on repeat.
No, wait, you said make commentary WORSE.
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