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Post by Clint Bobski on May 15, 2019 11:18:41 GMT -5
"Honey, Mr. Whedon said he'd be over for dinner tonight..."
"IT'S JOSS TIME!!"
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Post by Hypnosis on May 15, 2019 11:50:39 GMT -5
Cole watching a shoplifter run away with a cap in a department store:
"He just stole one!"
"I've never seen a deer manhandled like this before. What a vicious assault from those pack of wolves!"
*A big firecracker goes off on Independence Day*
"Did you HEAR that?!"
*"I Walk Alone" plays during an NBA game*
"Is that who I think it is?! Could it be?! The Animal is here! The ball's been intercepted, and Batista hits a three-pointer! The Wizards just took the lead at the final buzzer! Wizards win! Wizards win! The Wizards have knocked off the Bucks!"
Cole's driver's ed student accidentally turns right onto a bypass:
"Not this way! Not this way!"
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on May 15, 2019 11:52:45 GMT -5
*Michael Cole reminds his kids to floss their teeth*
It’s FLOSS Time!
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Post by segaz on May 15, 2019 12:14:15 GMT -5
Can you imagine him at a sports game with his kid?
"We're on the offensive now! It's Loss time! What's that? Local man embarrasses his kid? Vintage Dads! Ref, ref, he hit him with the DAMN ball! I heard, 'the opposing player', is really a nice person."
"Dad why are you such a jerk?"
"Anal bleeding. 😐"
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Post by Gremlin on May 15, 2019 12:35:47 GMT -5
"You have to think that eating the dinner tonight could earn leftovers opportunity down the road!"
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Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on May 15, 2019 12:39:39 GMT -5
Watching his kid try and open a jar and putting on that strained voice like he's the one doing it.
Can he.... open ....the jarrrrrrrr unnnnnngh he did it! THE MIRACLE KID! THE MIRACLE KID!
(Bonus points if it's a jar of miracle whip)
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Post by segaz on May 15, 2019 12:40:34 GMT -5
"And I quote......I suggest you leave for bed....RIGHT NOW."
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2019 12:43:21 GMT -5
"I saw you staring at her".
"Honey, I assure you, I'm not interested in her thot persona".
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2019 13:14:07 GMT -5
My son
Has a powerful
SPELLING BEE
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Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on May 15, 2019 13:29:59 GMT -5
*during family dinner he farts loudly*
Smells like Mr Cole has put the Family Division ON NOTICE!
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2019 13:38:06 GMT -5
"I was talking to the voice in the back of my head, and well, she said "their skin is nicer than yours, make it your own.""
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on May 15, 2019 13:42:49 GMT -5
Mrs. Cole: "I'm feeling frisky tonight dear" Michael Cole: "Vintage denial!" Mrs. Cole: "NOW DAMMIT!!!"  Michael Cole: "NOT THIS WAY!!!" |
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Post by sarkerpolseng on May 15, 2019 14:06:29 GMT -5
Finishes his steak dinner....
"And The Steak..... is over."
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Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on May 15, 2019 14:16:37 GMT -5
Goes to a flooring store:
"I'm here FOR THE TILES!"
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Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on May 15, 2019 15:17:07 GMT -5
When customer service at Best Buy is awful: "hey listen f***head"
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Post by Doctor No on May 15, 2019 15:28:05 GMT -5
I take back everything I said in this thread. I’m convinced Cole can’t communicate normally anymore unless he has a headset/earpiece on with a McMahon on the other end telling him what to say.
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Post by Hypnosis on May 15, 2019 19:32:17 GMT -5
Cole watching a runway show:
"That woman has a nice...THE BLUE DRESS!"
"Wile E. Coyote has been sent to a local medical facility after a chase with Road Runner. We'll keep you updated on his condition later as Looney Tunes continues throughout the night."
"The motivational speaker is here to make a statement!"
"A win here in pole-vaulting could put this Olympic athlete in the conversation for a gold medal opportunity."
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 15, 2019 19:40:54 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2019 19:55:46 GMT -5
When Michael Cole takes his family for a picnic:
“It’s all about HASHTAG FAMILY TIME!”
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2019 22:11:12 GMT -5
Will my wife climax this time? We'll find out, as sex rolls on. Having trouble building momentum! |
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