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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2019 22:13:14 GMT -5
At the movies:
*fake snort laugh as giant monsters attack a city*
"They're just havin' fun! OH MY...they call that the "Millions in Property Damage"! *gets pelted with popcorn and soda* HEY LISTEN f***HEADS"
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FHgrad99
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Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on May 16, 2019 2:41:29 GMT -5
To his kids:
"You're in a controlled frenzy. You shouldn't have eaten that much candy before bed."
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4real
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Post by 4real on May 16, 2019 5:42:48 GMT -5
To his kids at the Zoo:
“Hey be careful next to that Lion’s cage you could get a finger caught in there!”
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Post by Clint Bobski on May 16, 2019 7:04:33 GMT -5
"Hello honey, I've decided to open that bottle of wine we've had in the cellar that belonged to your Grest Great Great Grandparents..."
"VINTAGE CLARET!!!!"
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2019 7:19:57 GMT -5
Michael Cole when someone tells a joke:
*fake snort*
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 16, 2019 8:56:40 GMT -5
"Honey, I just got back from my colonoscopy" "How did it go?"
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Derk!
Hank Scorpio
Yeah, "looks like."
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Post by Derk! on May 16, 2019 9:50:49 GMT -5
"Ah! My favorite show is on, The Joy of Painting!
It's Bob Ross Time!"
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Post by Hypnosis on May 16, 2019 10:59:01 GMT -5
Patient:"Doctor, what's the problem you found?" Dr. Cole:"Sir, you have, with all due respect....anal bleeding." Assistant:"WUT?!"
Cole to his kids playing origami:"Be careful, you could get a finger caught in there."
"Oh my, vintage Cadillac!"
"You are watching the longest-running episodic program in television history! Welcome to The Simpsons!"
*Lisa Simpson opens the show*
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2019 16:40:57 GMT -5
Cole when he has a toothache
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 16, 2019 17:36:25 GMT -5
When he is feelin it, he definitely asks his wife if she wants to have “Fun” And by fun, he means "windmilling his dick" How dare you. This isn't the right Michael! I only read page 1 of this thread and am rationing it, because it's just so beautiful and I need it in my life right now.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 17, 2019 6:50:14 GMT -5
Will my wife climax this time? We'll find out, as sex rolls on. "Don't worry honey, it happens to all guys sooner or later"
"But I have never had erectile dysfunction before!"
~the next night~
"I swear to god, I have never, ever had erectile dysfunction before!"
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on May 17, 2019 9:20:24 GMT -5
*On the phone with Mrs. Cole*
"Do you want me to say 'I'm sorry' again? Because I've said it a shitload of times tonight ....... Okay, okay, yes. Yes. I've got it. Yes dear ...."
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