Venti
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Post by Venti on May 16, 2019 17:45:09 GMT -5
Love him or hate him, CM Punk had a knack for saying really funny things, especially during his 2011 Best In The World run.
A few off the top of my head are when Triple H's music hit, "apparently it's time to play the game."
Then near the end of the segment, Hunter's music hit again and he goes "hold on, hold on. Now I do love Motorhead, but.."
I also liked during the Jericho feud, when he was pretending to be drunk he intentionally "slipped up" and said WWF.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2019 17:57:05 GMT -5
“Your arms are just too short to box with god” was actually a badass line from him.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on May 16, 2019 17:58:12 GMT -5
“I give the little boy robot an F”
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Post by Saiyanic Panic on May 16, 2019 18:02:54 GMT -5
“Shut up, Josh.”
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2019 18:27:46 GMT -5
You’re a... poser  |
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Post by britishbulldog on May 16, 2019 18:33:38 GMT -5
“Your arms are just too short to box with god” was actually a badass like from him. Stollen from kid rock |
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2019 18:38:29 GMT -5
I would pay to see Cmpunk do a line.
I would also pay to see a line do cm punk
I do not like to see 'em punks line for cm punk
I prefer when my star aligns,with cm punk
I hope i didnt cross the line, cmpunk.
Watch out for the lion, c m punk!!!
Here lies. C m punk :,[
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Post by The Captain on May 16, 2019 18:41:35 GMT -5
Go get me Jared from Subway.
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Timeless Hayterade
Dennis Stamp
Rhea's the Tribal Chief now. ACKNOWLEDGE MAMI!
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Post by Timeless Hayterade on May 16, 2019 18:48:19 GMT -5
"Sir, I'm afraid your music is just too loud!"
"You dumb bitch, I'm not holding a microphone!"
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Juice
El Dandy
Wrong? Oh he can tell ya about being wrong.
I'm the one who raised you from perdition.
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Post by Juice on May 16, 2019 19:52:20 GMT -5
“Your arms are just too short to box with god” was actually a badass like from him. Stollen from kid rock Who stole it from a broadway musical |
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on May 16, 2019 20:10:02 GMT -5
Who stole it from a broadway musical Who stole it from the Bible. The story. Not the quote. I’m almost certain. |
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on May 16, 2019 20:19:31 GMT -5
Because I'm a child...
"I don't want your jet. Your jet smells!"
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on May 16, 2019 20:36:26 GMT -5
“I’M FLYING!”
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
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Will never EVER get a personal title. Ever. Nope. Never. Not a chance. No way, no how.
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on May 16, 2019 20:38:05 GMT -5
“I want to give my heartfelt condolences for your loss...
....at Wrestlemania.”
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2019 20:40:49 GMT -5
You’re a... poser Which is ironic, considering Moore had his own tattoo parlor and was in a band (I mean, it was that Jeff Hardy project, so your miles may vary with that one). |
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Hypnosis
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Post by Hypnosis on May 16, 2019 20:59:37 GMT -5
"I'm not wearing any pants and that's how I watch NXT every single week."
"He spilled my diet soda!"
"Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!"
"You stupid old man, I'm a snake."
"How would you like to be a member of the Straight Edge--" *mic bop to Zack Ryder in the 2010 Rumble*
"He's a millionaire who should be a billionaire."
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2019 21:03:16 GMT -5
You're not funny and nobody likes you.
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Post by Bear Skin Rug on May 16, 2019 21:03:44 GMT -5
When Elijah Burke legitimately nailed him with a kick and he said "Ow."
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on May 16, 2019 21:56:23 GMT -5
"Help! I'm being choked!"
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on May 16, 2019 22:03:42 GMT -5
Every one liner on commentary.
One of the worst parts of him leaving is his potential future as an ace commentator left with him.
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