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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on May 16, 2019 22:12:14 GMT -5
Josh: "Did you have a conversation like that with your NXT Season 1 rookie?" (in reference to the Aksana/Goldust green card romance storyline)
Punk: "No. I've never had a conversation with my rookie from NXT Season 1."
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on May 16, 2019 22:15:06 GMT -5
CM Punk calls his shot; “I need some natural dynamite in my life.”
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Post by MAD TITAN on May 16, 2019 22:44:20 GMT -5
When he told Vince "Pick it up and sign it before the stock plummets some more"
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Post by S-Chrome on May 16, 2019 23:00:51 GMT -5
"I would, but I know where that hand's been."
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Post by Mike Bockwinkel on May 17, 2019 0:28:22 GMT -5
"I quit."
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on May 17, 2019 0:31:14 GMT -5
I give the little robot boy an F.
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Post by A damn road sign on May 17, 2019 2:21:26 GMT -5
When Elijah Burke legitimately nailed him with a kick and he said "Ow." It was “wow, that hurt” wasn’t it?
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2019 4:07:48 GMT -5
Every one liner on commentary. One of the worst parts of him leaving is his potential future as an ace commentator left with him. I so miss him on commentary on ROH shows his disdain for Jack Evans was so believable thinking his name was Flippy Mcgillicuddy.
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Post by Heartbreaker on May 17, 2019 4:44:52 GMT -5
You're not funny and nobody likes you. This always makes me nearly cry laughing. It's such a silly insult, something a child would say but of course it made Big Show look so sad.
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2019 6:19:34 GMT -5
Josh Mathews - "The Lucha Libre style of AJ"
Punk - "It's an armdrag...Americans do armdrags"
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Post by mike1287 on May 17, 2019 6:43:40 GMT -5
OMG Kevin Nash WTF I thought he was dead LOL
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 17, 2019 6:46:46 GMT -5
“OMG I thought Kevin Nash was dead lol”
That killed Nash right then and there.
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Post by Mozenrath on May 17, 2019 6:52:38 GMT -5
"There is no God, and the cage wasn't 30 feet."
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Post by ben:friendship frog on May 17, 2019 7:45:00 GMT -5
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Post by Gerard Gerard on May 17, 2019 7:56:44 GMT -5
CM Punk - 'I actually have a clip from a big time movie star and, no, Hunter, that movie star isn't you in The Chaperone."
HHH- 'How'd your movie do, by the way?'
CM Punk- 'Oh, mine went straight to DVD, just like yours.'
Kills. Me.
Every. Time.
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Post by Venti on May 17, 2019 7:57:12 GMT -5
Kevin Nash-"you need to watch your mouth" Punk- "you need to watch the show, I say what I want to whomever I want"
It's funny, I always thought the heat behind that feud was legit, but Nash went on to say that he thinks Punk is a pretty good dude. Not a fan of them inserting Nash into Punk's storyline, but the promos between them were fun. "Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue."
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Post by Bad Moon on May 17, 2019 8:05:07 GMT -5
One that I always found really underrated was during his 2013 Summerslam feud with Lesnar and Heyman. "I will beat Brock Lesnar until he disappears back into the hype from which he came."
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on May 17, 2019 9:27:52 GMT -5
OMG Kevin Nash WTF I thought he was dead LOL CM Punk: *directed towards Kevin Nash* This is the sound your knees make when you walk. Click. Click.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on May 17, 2019 9:42:05 GMT -5
2 that I loved from when he fought Jeff Hardy in summer 2009 after he beat up Jeff and they did a stretcher job.
As the paramedics try to go the short way and CM Punk just yells at them "Go Around" standing in their way. And then while they are working on Jeff "Fix him so I can break him again"
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on May 17, 2019 10:00:19 GMT -5
“Your arms are just too short to box with god” was actually a badass like from him. Stollen from kid rock Personally, I'd believe it was 'stolen' from the Broadway musical before I'd believe CM "I wore a Misfits ripoff Straight Edge shirt in the Jericho Street Fight" Punk 'stole' from Kid f***ing Rock
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