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Post by willywonka666 on May 20, 2019 18:33:06 GMT -5
Providing he's in good health, how do you think he'll bow out?
Seems hardly anyone steps away without shenanigans and I'm not sure Vince would make an exception even for himself, but I'd like to think he'd do it gracefully
What do you think?
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2019 18:34:56 GMT -5
recreating the I LOVE SNOW CONES WWE office scene
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Post by J. Hova on May 20, 2019 19:03:48 GMT -5
I'm expecting we see it like how he planned the "Who killed Vince?" angle. It will probably just be a beat down of epic proportions.
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Post by schma on May 20, 2019 19:10:45 GMT -5
Exploding limo...again.
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Post by spagett on May 20, 2019 19:13:56 GMT -5
He comes out for a grand farewell.
Before he can utter a word Glass Shatters Austin runs out and stuns him.
I know they've done that a billion times but it's honestly the perfect way for him to go.
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Post by Prince Petty on May 20, 2019 19:15:51 GMT -5
The entire roster lines up on their knees to kiss his ass. Men, women, wrestlers, announcers, backstage interviewers. All of them. Culminating in Triple H, Steph and Shane.
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Post by Push R Truth on May 20, 2019 19:15:53 GMT -5
Die like the Undertaker did... complete with a wacky Vince Angel/Spirit/WhateverTheShitThatWas floating into the air. Then he'll challenge God one last time to a No Holds Barred Loser Gets Smited Match.
And somehow the match ends with Brock Lesnar winning.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on May 20, 2019 19:32:41 GMT -5
A live sex celebration. He "dies" mid orgasum.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2019 19:57:00 GMT -5
A live sex celebration. He "dies" mid orgasum. The only thing I can think of that's more "Vince" is having his onscreen persona die from having a little person fart on him. |
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Post by Cyno on May 20, 2019 20:22:06 GMT -5
He'll shoot fire the entire company then burn down the WWE corporate offices with him maniacally laughing.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on May 20, 2019 21:27:30 GMT -5
Well, seeing as Vince has never had an original thought in his head, I imagine it'd be some kind of mash-up of previous departures.
Like, he'll survive a limo explosion, lose control of his company to Steve Austin, try to get it back by climbing a ladder only for somebody to raise the briefcase (It's Hornswaggle), the stage will fall on him, Superman punch from Roman Reigns, lights go out and Vince's clothes (including a canary yellow jacket, not including underwear as he still has those) are all that's left in the ring. Next night there's a big farewell speech where HHH brings out all the people who want to say thank you, "Leave the Memories Alone" video, "Every man's heart one day beats its final beat" speech. Vince ascends upwards like Poochie since his planet needs him. WWE Desire video. 10 Bell salute.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on May 20, 2019 21:39:38 GMT -5
Viking Experience Funeral!?
Or he gets wheeled out in a hospital bed and Baron von Cornin "pulls the plug" and VKM flatlines in an attempt to get heat.
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Post by schma on May 20, 2019 21:51:50 GMT -5
Viking Experience Funeral!? Or he gets wheeled out in a hospital bed and Baron von Cornin "pulls the plug" and VKM flatlines in an attempt to get heat. Blame me for your screw ups losing fans? I'll show you! |
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2019 22:08:23 GMT -5
The entire roster lines up on their knees to kiss his ass. Men, women, wrestlers, announcers, backstage interviewers. All of them. Culminating in Triple H, Steph and Shane. He then announces he is dissolving the company. This isnt a storyline. He laughs. Feed cuts off. |
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