Firefly Funhouse Bray vs Dancing Boom Box Brock

[bmfjules]

I want to see this happen.

I would have Brock get interrupted by Funhouse Bray while attempting to cash in, or while threatening to cash in, then Brock just beats the shit out of him, and Bray sells it like he's hurt, but does that Mick Foley deal where he throws in a sick smile every now and then to show that he's secretly loving the abuse.

The storyline would be that the only way Bray can achieve mental peace is by being physically destroyed, and there is no one more capable of providing him with that solace than Brock Lesnar--which he could convey during his promos or during Funhouse segments.

 

Every other week or so, Bray, in the children's host persona, interupts Brock and lectures him like he is one of the school children on the show, and Brock is just kind of bewildered and halfway amused by the psychotic idiot, but each week puts him down with an F5 and dances off. However, Brock doesn't lay down a real brutal beating, he just hits a few F5s and then Boom Boxes back to the locker room. This frustrates Bray, who was really hoping to get put out of his misery.

Eventually this draws out the darker demon (or whatever the hell he is calling it) side of Bray, who scolds Funhouse Bray for needing to go elsewhere to get his needed torment, and then one week, let's say the third time Brock begins his beatdown on goofy Children's Show Host Wyatt, you have the lights flicker, some spooky special effects bullshit, then Demon Clown Wyatt appears and beats the shit out of Brock with all manner of plunder and sets up a big hardcore brawl of a match for Summerslam. Also, to make this work, Brock needs to sell Demon Bray the same way HHH sold for Mick Foley whenever he would change personas to Cactus Jack--just turn completely chicken shit scared of him.

[KofiMania]

May 28, 2019 9:21:02 GMT -5 bmfjules said:

I want to see this happen.

I would have Brock get interrupted by Funhouse Bray while attempting to cash in, or while threatening to cash in, then Brock just beats the shit out of him, and Bray sells it like he's hurt, but does that Mick Foley deal where he throws in a sick smile every now and then to show that he's secretly loving the abuse.

The storyline would be that the only way Bray can achieve mental peace is by being physically destroyed, and there is no one more capable of providing him with that solace than Brock Lesnar--which he could convey during his promos or during Funhouse segments.

 

Every other week or so, Bray, in the children's host persona, interupts Brock and lectures him like he is one of the school children on the show, and Brock is just kind of bewildered and halfway amused by the psychotic idiot, but each week puts him down with an F5 and dances off. However, Brock doesn't lay down a real brutal beating, he just hits a few F5s and then Boom Boxes back to the locker room. This frustrates Bray, who was really hoping to get put out of his misery.

Eventually this draws out the darker demon (or whatever the hell he is calling it) side of Bray, who scolds Funhouse Bray for needing to go elsewhere to get his needed torment, and then one week, let's say the third time Brock begins his beatdown on goofy Children's Show Host Wyatt, you have the lights flicker, some spooky special effects bullshit, then Demon Clown Wyatt appears and beats the shit out of Brock with all manner of plunder and sets up a big hardcore brawl of a match for Summerslam. Also, to make this work, Brock needs to sell Demon Bray the same way HHH sold for Mick Foley whenever he would change personas to Cactus Jack--just turn completely chicken shit scared of him.

Could be similar to the heel Dude Love vs. Stone Cold storyline from 1998.

[BoomPeriod]

Perhaps the firefly funhouse is inside the briefcase. When Brock opens it, it lets out Bray.

[fw91]

Why should they be at odds? I say team them up!

[repomark]

May 28, 2019 16:09:23 GMT -5 BoomPeriod said:

Perhaps the firefly funhouse is inside the briefcase. When Brock opens it, it lets out Bray.

This is just the kind of A grade nonsense I need in my life. Book it!

[Ben Wyatt]

I'd love it. But I'd settle for Bray being booked competently to start off

[feartear]

Can I choose both?