H-Virus
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Post by H-Virus on May 29, 2019 16:55:35 GMT -5
It's been way too long since WWE gave us the Punjabi Prison or the Championship Scramble, and all of their other gimmick matches have been done to death in the last fifteen years, so let's come up with some new match ideas for them to help bring in the ratings!
Check this one out: The King of the Iron Rumble Match! It's a Royal Rumble, but people can enter whenever they want, and if they get thrown out, they have to sit in a penalty box for two minutes before they can get back in again. The only way to win is to have the most eliminations by the end of thirty minutes. The winner of the match gets the prize of not having to go to the next Saudi Arabia show, but still gets paid as if they had gone.
Top that!
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on May 29, 2019 17:02:16 GMT -5
Ring disassembly match. Parts of the ring get slowly removed as the match goes on. You already know how dangerous an exposed turnbuckle is without the pad. Then the ropes get removed though so that takes away aerial offence and adds danger as you can't bounce off the ropes and might fall to the floor AND it removes the chance of rope breaks. Thin layer of ring padding removed and you're landing on that solid wood. Apron gets peeled away and who's that under the ring? It's Kane and he's here to burn all the removed parts in a barrel.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on May 29, 2019 17:04:12 GMT -5
match where if it goes longer than 5 minutes robocop comes up and f***ing kills you
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2019 17:06:33 GMT -5
A ladder match inside a steel cage. Imagine the possibilities.
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Post by nm on May 29, 2019 17:06:43 GMT -5
six superstars are encased in a big dome surrounding the ring as they pump Natalya's farts into the dome
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on May 29, 2019 17:07:09 GMT -5
Cage battle royale.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on May 29, 2019 17:07:51 GMT -5
They just did Punjabi Prison two years ago, what more do you want!?
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2019 17:09:39 GMT -5
Not a new gimmick match, but I want to see another iron circle match. Or something similar to the Dungeon Match between Shamrock and Owen Hart.
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Post by Chiral on May 29, 2019 17:12:14 GMT -5
Elimination Concrete Crypt Chamber, 4 guys have 4 people dear to them in the pods and if they're eliminated, their dear person gets buried in concrete and they have to watch it happen before they can leave the chamber.
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on May 29, 2019 17:20:39 GMT -5
One of those gimmick location out-of-arena hardcore matches, except it takes place in a sex shop and we get to see sword fights with really long dildos.
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Post by ThankGodForSidJustice on May 29, 2019 17:29:00 GMT -5
Well to be fair they tried with the Ambrose Asylum Match and Bray Wyatt's House of Horrors and both were so bad they haven't been done again since. Probably for the best if they just don't bother although I agree that they do need a fresh gimmick match.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 29, 2019 17:35:41 GMT -5
Check this one out: The King of the Iron Rumble Match! It's a Royal Rumble, but people can enter whenever they want, and if they get thrown out, they have to sit in a penalty box for two minutes before they can get back in again. The only way to win is to have the most eliminations by the end of thirty minutes. The winner of the match gets the prize of not having to go to the next Saudi Arabia show, but still gets paid as if they had gone! $500? I'm in! My idea for a gimmick match - the match match. Just lots of matches, in and around the ring, for no real reason or purpose but to get in the way while guys try to wrestle. Not a lot, just like... some in boxes, some just strewn around on the mat. The matches mat.
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2019 17:35:51 GMT -5
Hey, they have the 50 Man Over the Top Rope Battle Royal Largest in WWE History coming up soon, what more could you want?
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Post by BoomPeriod on May 29, 2019 17:56:07 GMT -5
Heavyweight 205 title match. Both participants start the match weighing well over 205lbs, they must be under 205lbs before a pin or submission can be approved. They are weighed after each pinfall or submission and if they are not under 205 then the match continues. The match is no dq and there is various cardio equipment surrounding the ring. (jump rope, ab wheel, etc) But they can't go backstage and if they don't interact with each other every 5 min or so they are shocked, wearing shock collars.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on May 29, 2019 18:08:40 GMT -5
Joke Answer: Extreme Musical Chairs Match: 6 or more wrestlers beat each other with chairs as music plays. When the music stops, whoever isn't holding a chair is eliminated. This goes on until 1 person remains!
Serious Answer: I call it The Path To Sorrow Match (I created it for an e-fed character). It's a combination of a Last Man Standing Match, a First Blood Match, and an I Quit Match. In order to win, you have to keep your opponent down for a 10 count, make him or her bleed, AND make him or her say "I Quit!"
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H-Virus
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Post by H-Virus on May 29, 2019 18:11:47 GMT -5
Hey, they have the 50 Man Over the Top Rope Battle Royal Largest in WWE History coming up soon, what more could you want? 51, and it has to be the ghost of Yokozuna!
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2019 18:20:13 GMT -5
Well to be fair they tried with the Ambrose Asylum Match and Bray Wyatt's House of Horrors and both were so bad they haven't been done again since. Probably for the best if they just don't bother although I agree that they do need a fresh gimmick match. Ambrose asylum was just a glorified Steel Cage match. And well... the House of Horrors wasn’t nearly as good as it could’ve been. Wyatt’s match with Matt Hardy in the Ultimate Deletion on the other hand? That was good. I always loved the Ultimate X matches. WWE can’t do that but a similar idea where they have to hang off scaffolding would be great.
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Post by Pooh Carlson on May 29, 2019 18:32:52 GMT -5
A ladder match inside a steel cage. Imagine the possibilities. I was thinking about this during Money in the Bank. Since they had the cage there from the Miz/Shane match, they should found a story reason to drop the cage and have some shenanigans take place.
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Post by fw91 on May 29, 2019 18:44:59 GMT -5
i quit or iron man match within hell in a cell.
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Post by Push R Truth on May 29, 2019 18:51:24 GMT -5
Bring back the Chamber of Horrors. Just replace the stupid electric chair with something more reasonable like a framed plaque of Booker T holding a picture of Scott Hall.
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