Times Vince Used the Jedi Mind Trick

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

As coined by Mox on his recent Jericho podcast appearance. Is this a meme yet? Because it really should be.

Terry Taylor: I don’t want to be a rooster Vince. It doesn’t make any sense.

Vince: You will be a rooster Terry. You will be a great big red rooster. It makes perfect sense. It is a good idea.

Terry Taylor: I will be a great big red rooster. It makes perfect sense. It is a good idea.

[Thunderbolt]

May 30, 2019 8:57:05 GMT -5 KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! said:

As coined by Mox on his recent Jericho podcast appearance. Is this a meme yet? Because it really should be.

Terry Taylor: I don’t want to be a rooster Vince. It doesn’t make any sense.

Vince: You will be a rooster Terry. You will be a great big red rooster. It makes perfect sense. It is GOOD SHIT.

Terry Taylor: I will be a great big red rooster. It makes perfect sense. It is GOOD SHIT.

Fixed for historical accuracy.

[RowdyRobbyPiper]

“No, Bret. You only thought that you heard that Terry would be putting you over.”

[Deleted]

"This is not the woman killing man you are looking for, he is but a savage that wrestles for me, but he's not horny. No, I don't keep any randy savages around...not since the steph incident..."

[Deleted]

“Trust me Albert, you’ll look GREAT in lingerie.”

[tenshi]

"Come on, Davey Boy. Let Dwayne hit his move on you over dog shit. It'll get him over!"

[EyeofTyr]

"Chris, this is what you need to be a main eventer. You need to whine about Austin and Rock, throw tantrums, have my daughter as your valet after a storied feud with her and hurt Hunter's dog. It's the only way. This is that GOOD SHIT that'll get you main event over."

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VINCE: YOU FANS, YOU'RE ALL FIRED!!!!!
Fans: Ok.
[under his breath]
Vince: omfg you're not fired at all
Fans: Ok.




Oh, wait, hrm, maybe that was just the people being beyond giving a crap.

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His jedi mind tricks aren't as impressive as his ass tricks.

[Bub (BLM)]

He manipulated Rob Van Dam into convincing tons of ECW guys to come in for a proper ECW relaunch. He then almost immediately turned them all into clowns or jobbers.

[MrElijah]

May 30, 2019 11:02:21 GMT -5 RowdyRobbyPiper said:

“No, Bret. You only thought that you heard that Terry would be putting you over.”

"No way I'm putting over Bret. It doesn't work for me, BROTHER."

[Lupin the Third]

I want CM Punk.

Vince: "Nah, you don't want CM Punk. You want Sheamus."

F*** you, McMahon. I know what I want.

[Timeless Hayterade]

"Turn Heel Punk. Dwayne wants to work with a Heel. It's either you turn Heel or Daniel Bryan faces him. I'll owe you one!"

[Fade is a CodyCryBaby]

“So, I want to call it the Xtreme Football League. . .”

[EvenBaldobombHasAJob]

May 30, 2019 17:39:45 GMT -5 Fade is a CodyCryBaby said:

“So, I want to call it the Xtreme Football League. . .”

The entire world was Watto on that one.

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Tbh, I think the "Vince Jedi Mind Trick" thing is something that's been passed down for decades verbiage-wise. Here's what Austin said in 2014 when speaking about the Punk stuff.

However, Austin doesn't think WWE fans have seen the last of Punk, as he continued, "I think one of two things will happen: Vince [McMahon] will fly down there to Chicago, or wherever he is, and work some Jedi mind tricks and convince him to come back, or maybe he will think through the process, he's got a lot of years left in the tank.

If Austin's saying it then it must be something they've used for decades.

[MAD TITAN]

"Rock come back to work with Cena, he'll put you over in the first match and then he'll turn heel in the rematch, come on pal I owe ya one!"