H-Virus
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Post by H-Virus on Jun 1, 2019 8:34:03 GMT -5
So it seems pretty obvious that Vince has no intention of actually fixing the problems with his show in order to make it better, and instead is relying on cheap ploys and surprises in order to get people to tune in week after week. Between alll of the "This old and/or new guy will be there!", "This thing is definitely going to happen!", and "Look at our shiny new toys!" that they've been throwing out left and right lately, what's going to be their next good shit great idea to trick people into watching their show?
I feel like soon, we'll see a return of the celebrity guest hosts, but with a twist. Instead of guesting on Raw, they'll guest on Firefly Funhouse. And then none of them are ever seen again. Anywhere.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jun 1, 2019 8:43:21 GMT -5
This week on Raw, Vince will wrestle an actual f***ing bear!
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Bad Moon
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Post by Bad Moon on Jun 1, 2019 9:08:04 GMT -5
This week on Raw, Vince will wrestle an actual f***ing bear! Don't make fun of Actual f***ing Bear. He's a top draw in Japan and the only one who got a bigger pop on his last American appearance was Johnny Gargano. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2019 9:11:50 GMT -5
Last week - Brock teases that he's cashing in, doesn't.
This week - Brock teases that he's cashing in, doesn't.
Next week - Brock teases that he's cashing in, doesn't.
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Pushed to the Moon
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Jun 1, 2019 9:15:34 GMT -5
Another title called 24/7 except it's twenty four 7 year olds in a battle royal.
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Post by Prince Petty on Jun 1, 2019 9:16:44 GMT -5
The second hour of Raw is filmed in sepia-toned, Ken Burns style still images, set to melancholy violins and banjos, with a voice over from Keith David('s non union, cheap equivalent).
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jun 1, 2019 10:38:05 GMT -5
Spirit squad reunion!
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Post by Hypnosis on Jun 1, 2019 10:48:27 GMT -5
This week on Raw, Vince will wrestle an actual f***ing bear!  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2019 11:06:21 GMT -5
Brock challenging everyone to a dance off
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2019 11:12:02 GMT -5
Hardcore nudity!
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Post by r. on Jun 1, 2019 11:35:46 GMT -5
Sting will Wrestle Hulk Hogan; vintage Grudge match. The match is set for 40 minutes.
McMahons Millions; Just tweet #IreallyloveRawandAEWispoop to be entered for a chance to win real cash!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2019 11:37:35 GMT -5
Sting will Wrestle Hulk Hogan; vintage Grudge match. The match is set for 40 minutes. McMahons Millions; Just tweet #IreallyloveRawandAEWispoop to be entered for a chance to win real cash! Sponsored by iWon dot com. |
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Post by MrElijah on Jun 1, 2019 12:06:49 GMT -5
-Baron Corbin vs. Titus O'Neill in a UWFi/PANCRASE match.
-Fire & Desire vs. Kabuki Warriors in a Tag Team Taipei Barbed Wire Death Match
-Kofi vs. Ziggler in a Scaffold Match
-Jack Gallagher vs. Tony Nese in a Tennessee Chain Match
Seth & Roman vs. Drew & Shane in the Cage of Death.
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Lt. Palumbo
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Jun 1, 2019 12:59:17 GMT -5
You've made me picture Bob Holly naked. You're on my shit list |
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jun 1, 2019 15:44:45 GMT -5
Show a dong on live TV.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2019 15:52:25 GMT -5
Vince vs Brock for the mitb briefcase.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jun 1, 2019 16:06:22 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose will be back this week on RAW (as played by Rick Bognar)
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jun 1, 2019 16:36:41 GMT -5
Vacant will become the first wrestler to win the triple crown in one night...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2019 16:43:42 GMT -5
Advertise a contract signing.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jun 1, 2019 17:13:05 GMT -5
new guest host era announced.
week 1: dixie carter.
week 2: shane McMahon.
week 3: Vincent k. McMahon.
week 4: inanimate carbon rod.
week 5: vince russo.
week 6: brock lesnar.
week 7: Michael cole.
week 8: arm bar.
week 9: fading youtube star
week 10: who ever they find backstage they haven't put on tv for a while.
week 11: guest host era 2 cancelled.
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