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Post by J Lee O'Brien on Jun 1, 2019 17:26:53 GMT -5
You remember "A McMahon in Every Corner"?
I give you...a McMahon in every SEGMENT!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2019 17:27:33 GMT -5
? They show Shane on every show. Dunno why people called him a tomato, he's clearly a co *switches channels* cking back to what I was saying, the whole "interrupted speakers to allow a word for a gag" routine is old hat." "But it's so YOU! It's GOOD SHIT"
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Post by Kayfabe on Jun 1, 2019 17:33:24 GMT -5
I think the best angle they can possibly run right now is for a Triple H Takeover. Vince sits back and lets HHH run WWE TV backstage while playing the takeover angle on camera. If ratings/praise goes up, then it’s time to have a discussion. Stone Cold or The Rock couldn’t get over in this micromanaged era.
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Post by Dub H on Jun 1, 2019 17:34:44 GMT -5
Last week - Brock teases that he's cashing in, doesn't. This week - Brock teases that he's cashing in, doesn't. Next week - Brock teases that he's cashing in, doesn't. For real,I was thinking of making a thread about WWE baiting and swithing.They do it so much it lost its value. Like they were teasing Braun for an event,until the last week of the PPV and they switched the match, knowing all along Braun would sell more.People eventually stop believing anything
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2019 17:45:23 GMT -5
The second hour of Raw is filmed in sepia-toned, Ken Burns style still images, set to melancholy violins and banjos, with a voice over from Keith David('s non union, cheap equivalent). And that's when, we the viewer, knew we f***ed up by tuning in.
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Post by Cyno on Jun 1, 2019 19:29:10 GMT -5
McMahon on a pole match.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jun 1, 2019 19:53:58 GMT -5
Promise a Full House reunion including the Olsens, but instead Paul Heyman cuts a promo on Kofi Kingston.
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Post by Kalmia on Jun 1, 2019 20:34:43 GMT -5
More titles! Everyone loves titles! Introduce a new one each week, ignore the champions the following weeks, and watch the ratings sky rocket!
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Post by bmfjules on Jun 1, 2019 20:49:00 GMT -5
Have a different midcard heel name drop AEW every week.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jun 1, 2019 20:51:26 GMT -5
Just replay tonight's Takeover event for the live crowd and the people at home.
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Post by Casey Jones on Jun 1, 2019 23:17:58 GMT -5
You've made me picture Bob Holly naked. You're on my shit list good shit
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jun 1, 2019 23:50:14 GMT -5
Boobs.
Like, actual boobs, not the people running the show.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Jun 1, 2019 23:57:59 GMT -5
Baby battle royale.
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Post by honsou on Jun 2, 2019 2:00:30 GMT -5
Another title called 24/7 except it's twenty four 7 year olds in a battle royal. Okay this would get me to watch.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jun 2, 2019 3:55:27 GMT -5
Brock has a handicap match where he squashes a jobber dressed like Robinhood, shrugs off a bunch of superkicks from two small guys, which he then squashes and then he beats up Lenny Lane.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2019 4:02:20 GMT -5
Advertise an actual execution for the Electric Chair segment every week.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2019 4:04:45 GMT -5
Brad Maddox posts here? I'll be damned!
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Post by bearned on Jun 2, 2019 5:17:08 GMT -5
I got stuck in a loop of Orange Cassidy matches on YouTube yesterday and he was fighting Dick Justice (who i’d legit never heard of till this week and he’s hilarious) and it ended with a robot running in and removing an imaginary gun from Dick Justice that ‘shot’ 3 refs, Joey Ryan and a swamp monster.
So really they just need to book all of that and it’s an instant extra 500k viewers.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2019 6:33:47 GMT -5
This week on Raw, Vince will wrestle an actual f***ing bear!
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