🔴 RAW Thread 06/24/19: When the Stomping Stops

[lildude8218]

Corbin: Get mad that your Amazon package still hasn't come but remember that I suggested you stop being so cheap and join Amazon Prime already, you're Universal Champion after all, head back upstairs, unlock your door again...oops, forgot the deadbolt that time, see that Becky left her charger on the counter and realize you could've used her's this whole time...

[The 1Watcher Experience]

I’m skeptical of AEW but I’m looking forward to October. Just to have some televised wrestling that is anything but this awful crap.

[gl83]

Jun 24, 2019 19:10:39 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Dragging this Corbin/Seth and Becky/Lacey shit for another PPV

Have fun with those buyrates.

Can someone do the Sheamus/Alberto del Rio c.2012 photoshop with Becky Lynch/Lacey Evans?

[Welfare Willis]

Jun 24, 2019 19:12:30 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

Jun 24, 2019 19:11:18 GMT -5 Welfare Willis said:

Now, is it a requirement you have to be plowing your partner to be a mixed tag team?

How many of the non-married MMC teams do you think were putting on overtime?

All of them. You'll soon be able to read my lemon soon enough.

[Deleted]

New Day lost lastnight...find themselves as top contenders

That there is senseble shit

[Spider2024]

Jun 24, 2019 19:13:48 GMT -5 zrowsdower said:

Jun 24, 2019 19:08:41 GMT -5 Spider2024 said:

Don't worry, you'll find another after Leia Ortega. No need for the science-fiction-y looking gun.

I'm sorry, I don't know who that is.

My bad, turns out Princess Leia's last name was Organa, not Ortega. It's been awhile since I've seen any of the Star Warses.

[Chiral]

"LEAVE THE ARENA, GO HOME, LEAVE SOME TWITTER COMMENTS ABOUT HOW ANNOYED YOU ARE AT THE FANS, GET A COOKIE, THINK ABOUT THE GAME OF THRONES FINALE, GET SAD, PUT ON SOME CUTE KITTEN VIDEOS, REMEMBER YOU GOTTA PAY YOUR WATER BILL, GET THE ENVELOPE READY, GET IN YOUR CAR, DROP THE ENVELOPE OFF AT THE GROCERY STORE MAILBOX, PICK UP SOME PIZZA ROLLS, GO HOME, PUT THE PIZZA ROLLS IN THE MICROWAVE, THEY'RE TOO COLD SO PUT EM IN A BIT LONGER, NOW THEY'RE TOO HOT, LET EM COOL OFF, TWEET SOME MORE ABOUT THE FANS WHILE YOU WAIT, CRY FOR A BIT AT HOW UGLY THAT UNIVERSAL TITLE IS, PUT ON CRUNCHYROLL, WATCH SOME JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE, PUT THE SWITCH ON, PLAY SOME SUPER SMASH BROS, CRY SOME MORE THIS TIME ABOUT THE GAME OF THRONES FINALE, TAKE A NAP, REMEMBER HOW YOU USED TO HAVE THAT STREAK IN YOUR HAIR, GO FIX THAT CREAKY DOOR FRAME THAT'S BEEN BUGGING YOU, DO A SOMERSAULT, TAKE ANOTHER NAP, CRY SOME MORE, THEN CALL IT A DAY!!"

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I'm trying to stay positive, but they're making things so difficult when they're doing Seth and Becky vs. those two geeks again AND continuing the Roman vs. Shane/McIntyre feud.

[ben:friendship frog]

This wildcard thing makes the brand split even more of a mess than that "Supershow" shit

[Welfare Willis]

Jun 24, 2019 19:15:52 GMT -5 Spider2024 said:

Jun 24, 2019 19:13:48 GMT -5 zrowsdower said:

I'm sorry, I don't know who that is.

My bad, turns out Princess Leia's last name was Organa, not Ortega. It's been awhile since I've seen any of the Star Warses.

Leia Ortega, heiress to the salsa fortune. She dated Ham Solo.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Corbin really does look like he'd borrow money from you, then you'd find him buying stuff right in front of you without paying you back.

[Sicho100]

Jun 24, 2019 19:14:19 GMT -5 Gecko said:

I found him! *insert joke about it being easy because of the tiny crowds these days*

They put him in the ninth row, it's just that no one bought a ticket in front of him.

[Pushed to the Moon]

How many f***ing times can Cole say WWE in one ad read jeez louise.

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

How long is this match going to be that they needed to do an elimination match to avoid commercials when they're doing one right before it starts?

[Flo360]

Jun 24, 2019 19:06:23 GMT -5 zrowsdower said:

All this talk about boyfriends and girlfriends makes me want to not live anymore

GUYS? EMERGENCY HUG PARTY! GO!!!

*HUGS*

[MrElijah]

Jun 24, 2019 19:11:43 GMT -5 Sparkybob said:

But is Seth making the sandwich or not.

He doing that, washing the dishes, taking out the trash.....

[lildude8218]

Corbin: Now go get that apron, what? You don't own an apron? Well get on your phone and order one off Amazon but now you're gonna have to wait a week for it to come because once again you're not on Amazon Prime, then debate signing up but oops there goes your phone powering down because you never plugged it in the charger...

[Spider2024]

Jun 24, 2019 19:17:11 GMT -5 Welfare Willis said:

Jun 24, 2019 19:15:52 GMT -5 Spider2024 said:

My bad, turns out Princess Leia's last name was Organa, not Ortega. It's been awhile since I've seen any of the Star Warses.

Leia Ortega, heiress to the salsa fortune. She dated Ham Solo.

His friend, Big League Chewbacca introduced them to each other.

[fw91]

waiting for the AJ/Club heel turn.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

I'm not sure how comfortable I am with Big E gyrating and hugging small children