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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jun 30, 2019 10:36:20 GMT -5
Vince: These pretzels are making me thirsty.
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Spiderf 4
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spiderf 4 on Jun 30, 2019 10:37:43 GMT -5
"I WAS IN THE POOL!" "I WAS IN THE POOL!"
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Jun 30, 2019 10:45:05 GMT -5
Feld has been killing it on the indies for years. High time he got given a contract. Can't wait to see him on NXT. Way to go Feld!
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Jun 30, 2019 11:28:15 GMT -5
Dean: Vince, this promo sucks. Vince: It's good shit Dean, good shit!
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jun 30, 2019 11:44:47 GMT -5
Hello, New Day.
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Post by Gremlin on Jun 30, 2019 11:44:48 GMT -5
Hello, Saxton.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Jun 30, 2019 11:50:27 GMT -5
Archibald Peck shows up for work as normal pretending he didn't quit at the Hall of Fame ceremony
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
I'd change my avatar, but beardless Luke Harper is too funny.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Jun 30, 2019 12:13:44 GMT -5
Edge: “What the hell did you take the World Heavyweight Championship off Christian for!? He had good feuds, over 50 matches last year, he’s over with the crowd, you don’t know what the hell you’re doing!”
Vince: “Well, Christian was a good prospect, no question about it. But my sports entertainment people love Randy Orton’s talent. They kept saying, “Randy Orton, Randy Orton.””
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2019 12:39:31 GMT -5
Corbin wears a manzeer
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Post by Kyle Butler on Jun 30, 2019 12:51:48 GMT -5
Vince: “And then, you’ll call his testicles ‘tater tots’!” Roman: “That’s gold, Vince! GOLD!!!”
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jun 30, 2019 13:01:18 GMT -5
WWE universe to Vince; "No viewer for you!"
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MrElijah
Crow T. Robot
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Post by MrElijah on Jun 30, 2019 13:24:45 GMT -5
Vince: Okay, GODDAMNIT, everybody out, I've got Eggplant on the brain!
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chrom
Backup Wench
Master of the rare undecuple post
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Post by chrom on Jun 30, 2019 13:39:15 GMT -5
It's the show about nothing!
Which perfectly describes Raw
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Post by theironyuppie on Jun 30, 2019 13:48:50 GMT -5
I for one would love a storyline where one wrestler crashes into another’s car and is forced to become their butler.
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Post by Main Event Mark on Jun 30, 2019 15:37:01 GMT -5
"It's hard to keep your feet dry when you're kicking in skulls."
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Post by Stu on Jun 30, 2019 15:40:35 GMT -5
I was doing well on NXT, got called up to the main roster, yada yada, now I'm waiting for my contract to expire.
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krozor
Don Corleone
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Post by krozor on Jun 30, 2019 15:53:44 GMT -5
BAD NEWS BARRET: "I'm afraid I have some bad news, Lawler. You see, the Jerk Store Called, and they're all out of you!"
JERRY LAWLER: "What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!"
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jun 30, 2019 16:05:16 GMT -5
Vince: Let me understand, you got HBK, Chris Candido, and Sunny. Sunny goes with Chris Candido. So who’s having sex with HBK?
Shane McMahon: Why don’t we talk about it another time?
Vince: But you see my point. You only hear of HBK, Chris Candido, and Sunny. Something’s missing!
Bruce Prichard: Something’s missing all right.
Pat Patterson: They’re all on the roster. Sunny has sex with all of them.
Vince: That’s perverse!
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jun 30, 2019 16:20:31 GMT -5
WWE universe to Vince; "No viewer for you!"
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Post by Kyle Butler on Jun 30, 2019 16:22:11 GMT -5
"It's hard to keep your feet dry when you're kicking in skulls."
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