WWE Seinfeld

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Jun 30, 2019 21:49:00 GMT -5 Allie Kitsune said:

I just want to say that I love this thread and hope that it lasts.

With all the Simpsons refs that dominate this board, I've been waiting for Seinfeld references forever.

A "Million to One Shot", if you will.

Same. I'm trying to exercise a little restraint. Well.. f*** it.

Mickie James: That's when I began my affair with Mohandas.

Alexa: Ghandhi?

Mickie James: Oh, the *passion*.. The forbidden pleasure.

Alexa: You had an affair with Ghandhi?

Mickie James: He used to dip his bald head in oil and rub it all over my body.

[Perd]

Seth: She certainly seemed interested in me. Though she was attractive, she was in fact a Nazi.

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Jun 30, 2019 22:24:52 GMT -5 Perd said:

Seth: She certainly seemed interested in me. Though she was attractive, she was in fact a Nazi.

LMAO, George telling his story to the tenants is Moxley on Jericho's podcast.

[theironyuppie]

Cena: With me?

Nikki: Well...

Cena: You faked with me?

Nikki: Yeah.

Cena: You faked... with me?

Nikki: Yeah.

Cena: No.

Nikki: Yeah.

Cena: You faked it?

Nikki: I faked it.

Cena: That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?

Nikki: Not bad huh?

Cena: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?

Nikki: Fake, fake, fake, fake.

Cena: I'm stunned, I'm shocked!

[Susan "Poison" Candy]

HBK: “You’re wasting your life.”
Marty: “I am not. What you call wasting, I call living. I’m living my life.”
HBK: “OK, like what? No, tell me. Do you have a job?”
Marty: “No.”
HBK: “You got money?”
Marty: “No.”
HBK: “Do you have any action at all?”
Marty: “No.”
HBK: “Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?”
Marty: “I like to get the Daily News.”

[brentreznor]

Vince: So we want you to wear a gas mask to the ring, because the audience stinks..

Dean: Serenity now!

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

Big Cass *having just kicked in the men's room door on the bus*: Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here, that that sort of thing was frowned upon... You know, ‘cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.


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Baron Corbin: I'm sorry. I can't live knowing Daniel Bryan makes that much more than me. Who is he?
Drew McIntyre: He's somebody.
Baron: What about me?
Drew: You're nobody.
Baron: Why him? Why not me?
Drew: He's good, you're not.
Baron: I'm better than him.
Drew: You're worse! Much, much worse.

[Deleted]

"Glorious! No I won't give in, I won't give in.."

Chad Gable: So I'm thinking I get the hot tag, then-

Bobby Roode: *staring off* Chad, could you just not talk for one minute?

[Casey Jones]

Rene Young to Moxley "YOU'RE BALD!!"

[thecrusherwi]

Vince: Welcome to Raw! Ha ha haah *hands out script*

Roman: I’m not on the Raw brand

Vince: Well, I beg to differ...

Roman: Well, I think I know what brand I’m on..

Vince: Yeah, well, you'd think so, but you'd be wrong.

Roman: Maybe he's right. Maybe I am on Raw. *takes the script*

[Kyle Butler]

Renee: “So you said ‘what the hell. I’ll just eat some trash.’”
Dean: “It was hovering...like an angel!”

[FHgrad99]

Becky Lynch: What is it? "Dear son, Happy Festivus." What is Festivus?

Shane McMahon: It's nothing, stop it..

Seth Rollins: When Shane was growing up..

Shane: Jerry, No!

Seth: His father..

Shane: No!

Seth: Hated all the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas, so he made up his own holiday.

Becky: Ohhhh — and another piece of the puzzle falls into place.

Seth: Happy Festivus!

Baron Corbin: What's Festivus?

Seth: When Shane was growing up..

Shane: (Interrupting) No!

Seth: His father..

Shane: Stop it! It's nothing. It's a stupid holiday my father invented. It doesn't exist!

Becky: Happy Festivus, Shane-O.

Shane: God!

Baron: Vince invented a holiday? He's so prolific!

Vince: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had — but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!

Baron: What happened to the doll?

Vince: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"

Baron: That musta been some kind of doll.

Vince: She was.

[Hypnosis]

Jun 30, 2019 21:16:08 GMT -5 Casey Jones said:

A phony? He called me a phony?

"That's right!"

[Push R Truth]

Eric: Excuse me, I'm Eric Bischoff from Smackdown.

Paul Heyman: Oh, hi.

Eric: Are you the one sending Baron Corbin to our show?

Paul: You been enjoying him?

Eric: He's just Baron Corbin.

Paul: Well he's perfectly adequate.

Eric: Oh, so you just assume Smackdown fans will care, they'll watch anything?

Paul: No no, we just thought...

Eric: I know what you thought. They don't have homes, they don't have jobs, what do they want real wrestlers for? They're lucky to get Baron Corbin!

Paul: If the fans don't like him the fans don't have to watch him.

Eric: The fans don't like him.

Paul: Fine.

Eric: We've never gotten so many complaints. Every two minutes, "Where is Daniel Bryan? Who booked the rest of this?"

Paul: We were just trying to help.

Eric: Why don't you just drop off some Drew McEntyre and Bobby Lashley.

Paul: I think I might.

[theironyuppie]

I look forward to new WWE interview segment The Airing of Grievances.

[cjh]

Vince: Nice to see you, Paul.

Heyman: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization.  In the past few years, you have caused myself, and the WWE fans, a good deal of distress, as we have watched you take this company and reduce it to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego!

Vince: (looks at HHH) Hire this man!

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Vince: I'm just a little hungry. Where's Corbin with my steakwrap? It's 1:15. He's late.. That smell.. I have to call you back. Corbin! He's in the building! Corbin is in the building!

[Abadebe]

Sasha: I'm supposed to have a long reign with the Women's Championship.

Vince: I'm sorry, we have no reigns available for you at the moment.

Sasha: I don't understand. You promised me a title run. That's the purpose of the big championship win.

Vince: I know why we have championship wins.

Sasha: I don't think you do! If you did, I'd have a successful title defence. See, you know how to grant title wins, but you don't know how to have people hold the titles. And that's really the most important part of the title reign, the holding. Anybody can just win 'em!

[Kyle Butler]

“Hey, what’s the deal with decaf? How do they get the caffeine out of there and then where does it go?”

[Mid-Carder]

Triple H: "why does everything have to be 'us'? Is there no 'me' left? Why can't there be some things just for me? Is that so selfish?"