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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2019 8:34:30 GMT -5
I'm currently reading the Jeph Loeb Superman run, and Superman and Lois are having marital problems. One night while this is going on, Lois shows up at Lexcorp Tower late at night, and it is very heavily implied that she and Lex Luthor have sex. However, it is then revealed that the Lois Superman is having marital problems with is actually The Parasite in disguise!
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 25, 2019 9:01:06 GMT -5
I can't help but think all these issues in Metropolis would be solved if Lex and Superman just kissed eachother.
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 25, 2019 9:11:02 GMT -5
I choose to believe he did.
I also choose to believe Daffy Duck trolling him on twitter is somehow canon.
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Post by dav on Aug 25, 2019 9:16:48 GMT -5
I choose to believe he did. I also choose to believe Daffy Duck trolling him on twitter is somehow canon. Somehow, that isn't the silliest thing to do with Superman and Twitter that I've heard of.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Aug 25, 2019 9:19:13 GMT -5
I'm currently reading the Jeph Loeb Superman run, and Superman and Lois are having marital problems. One night while this is going on, Lois shows up at Lexcorp Tower late at night, and it is very heavily implied that she and Lex Luthor have sex. However, it is then revealed that the Lois Superman is having marital problems with is actually The Parasite in disguise! Did Jeph Loeb do anything good outside of his Batman run?
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Aug 25, 2019 9:28:34 GMT -5
Who didn't have sex with Parasite? The World's Purplest Love Machine.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2019 10:33:00 GMT -5
I'm currently reading the Jeph Loeb Superman run, and Superman and Lois are having marital problems. One night while this is going on, Lois shows up at Lexcorp Tower late at night, and it is very heavily implied that she and Lex Luthor have sex. However, it is then revealed that the Lois Superman is having marital problems with is actually The Parasite in disguise! Did Jeph Loeb do anything good outside of his Batman run? Spider-Man Blue Hulk Grey Daredevil Yellow Cable The Superman run I'm currently reading He was a pretty good writer until his son died. After that, his work took a huge nosedive.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Aug 25, 2019 14:14:30 GMT -5
Who didn't have sex with Parasite? The World's Purplest Love Machine. "What about me? What about RavenThanos?"
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Aug 25, 2019 15:32:37 GMT -5
Wait, Superman was playing house with the Parasite? Wouldn’t the Purple Nurple want to have wedded bliss in order to bang Kryptonian powers out of Supes regularly?
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Post by Talent Name on Aug 25, 2019 16:32:30 GMT -5
It can't be as bad as that time Peter David had Hulk go to Israel and try and kill child Hitler or that other time Peter David had Rick Jones panic cause his friend had AIDS and was cut open so the Hulks super immunity made him immune to AIDS
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 25, 2019 17:47:44 GMT -5
I can't help but think all these issues in Metropolis would be solved if Lex and Superman just kissed eachother. Stop reading my private fan fiction.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2019 17:52:41 GMT -5
So I've read a few more issues, and the real Lois said to Lex: "I know what happened between you and The Parasite. You must be especially upset considering how you feel about meta humans."
So yeah, they totally banged in official canon.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Aug 26, 2019 2:15:15 GMT -5
So I've read a few more issues, and the real Lois said to Lex: "I know what happened between you and The Parasite. You must be especially upset considering how you feel about meta humans." So yeah, they totally banged in official canon. Lex Luthor never metahuman he didn't bang hard
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Post by Starshine on Aug 26, 2019 3:28:44 GMT -5
They don't call him Sex Luthor for nothing.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 26, 2019 7:10:07 GMT -5
It can't be as bad as that time Peter David had Hulk go to Israel and try and kill child Hitler or that other time Peter David had Rick Jones panic cause his friend had AIDS and was cut open so the Hulks super immunity made him immune to AIDS Or that time Hulk went to the future to stop evil Hulk & Evil Hulk broke regular Hulk' s neck, then sent a slave girl to Hulk s bedroom to rape him.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2019 7:51:58 GMT -5
Considering what Parasite looked at that time (think having a giant toothy butthole for a face), Lex has to live with that.
His bald ass has to live with that.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 26, 2019 12:33:48 GMT -5
Did Jeph Loeb do anything good outside of his Batman run? Spider-Man Blue Hulk Grey Daredevil Yellow Cable The Superman run I'm currently reading He was a pretty good writer until his son died. After that, his work took a huge nosedive. And The Long Halloween, don't forget that.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2019 13:20:11 GMT -5
Spider-Man Blue Hulk Grey Daredevil Yellow Cable The Superman run I'm currently reading He was a pretty good writer until his son died. After that, his work took a huge nosedive. And The Long Halloween, don't forget that. Yeah, that's part of his Batman run, which Welfare Willis already said was good.
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Post by Cyno on Aug 26, 2019 14:39:11 GMT -5
I can't help but think all these issues in Metropolis would be solved if Lex and Superman just kissed eachother. Well, they practically f***ed here.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Aug 26, 2019 16:34:32 GMT -5
Considering what Parasite looked at that time (think having a giant toothy butthole for a face), Lex has to live with that. His bald ass has to live with that. Everyone has their own kink
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