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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2019 6:22:39 GMT -5
Did you see that, Zach?! Clear as a crisp spring morning! F K... in the coffee! I knew I could count on it. It never fails.
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Aug 29, 2019 6:33:48 GMT -5
I lost my belt! Macho.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Aug 29, 2019 6:51:19 GMT -5
ITS FOREST. OHHHHHH MA COD.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 29, 2019 6:53:53 GMT -5
Invaders! Get you the hot bullets of Shotgun to die!
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Post by realist on Aug 29, 2019 6:54:56 GMT -5
Do a barrel roll!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2019 6:58:21 GMT -5
Do you wanna know why I use pies? Cakes are too quick. You can't savor all the little... taste sensations. You see, when forced to choose cake or pie, people show you their true taste.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 29, 2019 7:12:43 GMT -5
What is a Man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Aug 29, 2019 7:26:51 GMT -5
MY MOTHER'S MY SISTER
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Aug 29, 2019 7:57:11 GMT -5
SHAUN!!!
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Aug 29, 2019 8:10:19 GMT -5
I'LL CRYO-FREEZE YOU TOGETHER WITH SOME ENGLISH BEEF!
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
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Post by Dub H on Aug 29, 2019 8:11:38 GMT -5
"Memes are the DNA of the soul!"
"How long does it take to crack a Z-class code, you factoring hectopascals!"
"Any tree can drop an apple! I wanna drop the freakin' MOON!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2019 8:18:21 GMT -5
"The extra H is for hamazing."
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Derk!
Hank Scorpio
Yeah, "looks like."
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Post by Derk! on Aug 29, 2019 8:57:11 GMT -5
"GET ME ESCAPE!!"
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Aug 29, 2019 9:13:38 GMT -5
Because I left my bazooka at home, sheesh!
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Aug 29, 2019 9:55:26 GMT -5
This guy are sick.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Aug 29, 2019 9:58:02 GMT -5
Messenger: I am the King's messenger, Sparks. What is it you want?
Rome: We have some demands for the King.
Messenger: Sorry, you're going to have to speak up. I'm a little hard of hearing. Now you're saying you're offering some Lamaze classes for the King?
Rome: No, no, *demands* for the King!
Messenger: Right, well tell me what you want and I'll relay the information.
[later, he sees the King]
Messenger: Your highness.
King: What is it they want?
Messenger: Thank you, sir, I made it myself.
King: [shouts] What do they want?
Rome: [previously] Tell the King, we want to have a talk with him.
Messenger: [to the king] They want to walk with you.
Rome: And that we have his son.
Messenger: [to the king] They have loads of guns so no worries there.
Rome: Tell him we want Lilly back.
Messenger: [to the king] They say they want their willies back.
Rome: I'm starting to like this. Yeah, yeah, and some yummy food and lodging.
Messenger: [to the King] And after that they want a bloody lewd rogering.
(Okay, I know it said no context but because it'll be asked, from Armed & Dangerous, X-Box, one of the funniest goddamn games I've ever played)
EDIT: The quote doesn't really do it justice, here is the video, with a following scene. I'm f***ing dying at work.
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Post by Hypnosis on Aug 29, 2019 10:53:05 GMT -5
"How did you like that? Shall we go again?"
"I need scissors! 61!"
"Hands to yourself, sneak thief."
"I'm a little teapot, bloody and cut! Here is my handle, here is my butt!"
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Aug 29, 2019 11:10:51 GMT -5
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Aug 29, 2019 11:36:01 GMT -5
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same f***ing thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is... He was right
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Aug 29, 2019 12:02:29 GMT -5
“Say, do you take off your mask while being in the bathroom?” -“Of course I do. There is a hook to hang them there after all.”
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