Weird Instructions If You Die

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Sept 2, 2019 1:55:00 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

My grave stone is going to read, "If You Were Dead, You'd Be Home By Now"

I want that to be my wedding toast.

[J. Hova]

I don't really care what happens to me afterwards, donate me to a group a necrophiliacs for all I care.

[Magnus the Magnificent]

Weekend at Magnus'!

[fw91]

Wouldn’t have any. I mean by that point, worst case scenario has Jinda already been reached...

[Ultimo Gallos]

Sept 1, 2019 11:11:48 GMT -5 arrogantmodel said:

Aug 31, 2019 2:36:51 GMT -5 Kyn said:

Man, I would dig your corpse up just to bury it all over again. (But each to their own; my own taste in music wouldn't stand up to scrutiny.)

People sometimes ask me why I have an intense hatred for this song.

I will never forget hearing it for the first time. My friends and I were seventeen at an under 21 club in the summer of 2000. The crowd loved it. I immediately felt a sense of dread, because heading into my senior year of high school, our school's mascot...was a greyhound.

So when I hear people say they hate "Who Let the Dogs Out," I say...how the f*** do you think I feel? I had to literally hear it every day. Over the PA, at every pep rally, multiple times at every football, basketball, baseball game, etc. At every dance and at graduation.

I hate that f***ing song.

That is how I am with "Eye of the Tiger". We were the Moss Point Tigers,so I heard it at every game and pep rally. Plus we did a video annual and the rights to the song were cheap so we got them for the video annual. And it got played 10 times in the annual.

[Nr1Humanoid]

Do what the hell you want, I will be busy being dead.

[Deleted]

There really isn't a great practical way to do this but I wish they could just dump me in the woods and let the animals eat me.

I don't need my body and it seems like a good way to feed some hungry scavengers.

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

I want to be stuffed and put on my mother’s couch to keep her company. You can put sunglasses on me Weekend at Bernie’s style to make it less creepy. Sure I’ll be a lot more quiet and depending on the quality of the stuffing smell worse, but other than that it’ll be about the same.

[Hit Girl]

Burn the shoebox under my bed.

DO NOT OPEN IT!

[Dub H]

Let the FAN Forum know I died.

[I'm Team Bayley and Indi]

make sure everybody goes to my funeral in fancy dress or leave instructions to tell one person it's fancy dress and they are the only one who shows up in a costume.

I haven't decided yet

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Not really weird stuff, I suppose, but I do have very specific instructions:

1) I have been fiercely anti-religion since I was a child, so no religious claptrap at my remembrance service. Burn me and have done with it.

2) Have a party.

[metylerca]

Please make sure my headstone says: "You're next."

[cosmo]

I want my arm hanging out of the casket at the wake so the mourners can give me high fives if they so desire.

[crashmatsbazz]

get enough balloons to take me to space and tie them to me.