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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Aug 30, 2019 10:28:46 GMT -5
I was really struggling to think of the title here, but I just got thinking about the fact that I’ve given very specifics instructions to my best friend that if something ever happens to me he’s to come grab my PC and my external HDD’s and destroy them. I don’t want people reading my journal entries, or my mum seeing my porn stash or browser history. I’ve also told him, in exchange for that he’s allowed to raid my movies and video games before my sister gets everything.n
Moral of the story, anybody else have strange instructions for a friend or family member if something happened to you?
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Aug 30, 2019 11:08:39 GMT -5
Topic title suggestion: "Final Wishes You Wish You Could Unhear". I'd be lying if I said I didn't consider the "delete & wipe all my past data" request to my siblings. I don't have anything illegal on them... but Nintendo/Sega/Sony might just disagree with that.
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Post by karl100589 on Aug 30, 2019 11:45:35 GMT -5
“Maybe after I’m gone, they’ll say ‘Jack Geller, buried at sea. Huh’"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2019 12:47:56 GMT -5
No, I have nothing to hide.
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Post by Cyno on Aug 30, 2019 12:50:49 GMT -5
I want someone from the New York Knicks to be one of my pallbearers at my funeral so they can let me down one last time.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 30, 2019 15:18:39 GMT -5
For a more simple instruction; I wanna be buried in my usual house clothes. No formal suits. Not like I'd be bringing them when I die, but might as well sleep in my coffin in the thing I'm most comfortable with, my old white shirt I wear around the house and shorts. Socks at most if they wanna cover up my feet, and maybe some slippers.
For more crazier ideas: don't bury me with my spine. I want my spine battered by my medical probs on display. Like donated for study. Though for even more zany ideas, I want the screws in my spine taken out, then melted down into... I dunno, a ring to be passed on to grandchildren.
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Post by Malibu Stacy on Aug 30, 2019 20:04:23 GMT -5
Don't dare bury me. Do whatever else with my remains, cremate, donate to science, feed me to a lab created hell-beast, etc. But if you bury me, I WILL come back, and I WILL take you with me.
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Aug 30, 2019 23:17:39 GMT -5
I got a detailed list in a safe place. Just mainly i want to be cremated. And a list of people I rather not come to my services,if there is any. Plus who gets what of my stuff.
As far as whatever is on the 3 laptops and other computers I got,f*** it.
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Kyn
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Post by Kyn on Aug 31, 2019 0:51:38 GMT -5
I want a grave headstone that says 'I can still hear you'.
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Aug 31, 2019 1:01:56 GMT -5
Yup, clean my browser history and HDDs. I have nothing illegal, but my mom and dad don't need to know what fetishes I'm into.
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Aug 31, 2019 1:04:36 GMT -5
My one and only request has always been that “Who Let The Dogs Out” by the Baja Men be played at my funeral.
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Aug 31, 2019 1:36:42 GMT -5
Bon jovi's back catalogue played in its entirety at both funeral and wake.
And someone has to access my social media accounts once a week to update it "yep, still dead. Sorry."
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Aug 31, 2019 1:41:42 GMT -5
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Post by Kyn on Aug 31, 2019 1:48:50 GMT -5
My one and only request has always been that “Who Let The Dogs Out” by the Baja Men be played at my funeral. Whyyyyyy would you do this?!?
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Aug 31, 2019 2:30:23 GMT -5
My one and only request has always been that “Who Let The Dogs Out” by the Baja Men be played at my funeral. Whyyyyyy would you do this?!? Cause it’s funny. I want people to laugh and smile.
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Kyn
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Post by Kyn on Aug 31, 2019 2:36:51 GMT -5
Whyyyyyy would you do this?!? Cause it’s funny. I want people to laugh and smile. Man, I would dig your corpse up just to bury it all over again. (But each to their own; my own taste in music wouldn't stand up to scrutiny.)
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Post by 111111 on Aug 31, 2019 17:49:07 GMT -5
I mean at the end of the day I'd be dead so people can do whatever with my stuff or whatever, literally wouldn't affect me.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Sept 1, 2019 11:11:48 GMT -5
Cause it’s funny. I want people to laugh and smile. Man, I would dig your corpse up just to bury it all over again. (But each to their own; my own taste in music wouldn't stand up to scrutiny.) People sometimes ask me why I have an intense hatred for this song. I will never forget hearing it for the first time. My friends and I were seventeen at an under 21 club in the summer of 2000. The crowd loved it. I immediately felt a sense of dread, because heading into my senior year of high school, our school's mascot...was a greyhound. So when I hear people say they hate "Who Let the Dogs Out," I say...how the f*** do you think I feel? I had to literally hear it every day. Over the PA, at every pep rally, multiple times at every football, basketball, baseball game, etc. At every dance and at graduation. I hate that f***ing song.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Sept 2, 2019 1:55:00 GMT -5
My grave stone is going to read, "If You Were Dead, You'd Be Home By Now"
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Post by xCompackx on Sept 2, 2019 10:54:42 GMT -5
If I were to die, I'd want to be donated to a cause supporting resurrection of corpses.
If I die after that, I don't know, donate my brain to science or something.
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