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Post by The Thread Barbi on Sept 21, 2019 11:57:42 GMT -5
Is Clark Kent even a legal US Citizen?! Yes. He was adopted and naturalized through that. I'm more confused how just a pair of glasses fools everyone. Pre-Crisis, it was revealed that he did two things to pull this off: He used the glasses to emit a low-level eye-ray that caused people to see Clark slightly different from what he actually looked like, and as Superman, he (when around people in public) very slightly vibrated constantly, so recording devices always had a bit of blur to them, even when he was standing still. Post-Crisis and definitely Post-New 52, I have no idea.  The latter is covered by a friendly shapeshifter like one of the Supergirl's or Martian Manhunter disguising themselves as Clark, and taking a publicity shot with the real Superman. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 21, 2019 12:12:42 GMT -5
Lookit their expressions. There's no way there wasn't a 3 way off panel.
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Post by CMWaters on Sept 21, 2019 12:19:53 GMT -5
Lookit their expressions. There's no way there wasn't a 3 way off panel. Considering one of them (I believe Clark, been a while since I read it) was Matrix Supergirl in disguise...that would have been an interesting 3-way. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 21, 2019 12:23:29 GMT -5
Especially since Matrix Supergirl was essentially Gumby.
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Post by mike1287 on Sept 21, 2019 12:36:22 GMT -5
Superman III XXX: An Axel Braun Porn Parody
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 21, 2019 12:39:04 GMT -5
Plus Matrix Supergirl was already banging Lex Luthor in a cloned body pretending to be his own son.
Man, comics are weird.
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Post by CMWaters on Sept 21, 2019 12:50:10 GMT -5
And note how much hair he made sure to give that cloned body (until he lost it all again).
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Sept 21, 2019 17:16:54 GMT -5
Back on topic another reason Clark Kent is never suspected because he does stuff like this:
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Sept 21, 2019 17:24:35 GMT -5
Back on topic another reason Clark Kent is never suspected because he does stuff like this: I love that show so much. It should be the blueprint for the next Superman movie. |
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Post by eJm on Sept 22, 2019 14:44:03 GMT -5
First one to bring up that Kill Bill speech that pulls off the spectacular feet of getting the character EXACTLY wrong gets egged Ha! You said feet! Because Tarantino wrote the script for that and he likes....you know what, forget it. |
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Post by eJm on Sept 22, 2019 14:46:39 GMT -5
So when I was wrestling training, someone came in for a seminar and basically used Superman and Batman for an analogy of how to look vulnerable in a match since, well, if Batman died one time, it would get you to want to see what happens next and Superman can’t die because he’s Superman.
My train of thought throughout it was “Wait, Superman has literally died or almost died in more movies, Hell more media, then Batman has and Batman always has to look like a badass because of it” but I didn’t say anything because, well, wasn’t my seminar.
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