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Post by thechase on Aug 12, 2022 10:17:23 GMT -5
Apparent list of characters in the movie (MAJOR spoilers)
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Aug 12, 2022 10:39:59 GMT -5
Apparent list of characters in the movie (MAJOR spoilers) {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}Wait...
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They're actually making a movie featuring Mattie Franklin?
I mean, I joked about wanting such a momentous event a ton of times, but I never expected them to actually do it. I must use these newly discovered God-like powers over Hollywood for good, not evil. I'm thinking getting them to make an Extreme Justice movie should be my next step.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Aug 12, 2022 17:44:43 GMT -5
Why couldn't Discovery merge with Sony?
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Post by thechase on Aug 13, 2022 3:17:59 GMT -5
Rumour about the plot {Spoiler}It's supposed to be Spider-Verse meets The Terminator. Web and the female Spider-Variants going back in time to protect Ben and Mary, and make sure Peter is born
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Post by Heartbreaker on Aug 13, 2022 3:45:18 GMT -5
Rumour about the plot {Spoiler}{Spoiler}It's supposed to be Spider-Verse meets The Terminator. Web and the female Spider-Variants going back in time to protect Ben and Mary, and make sure Peter is born That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. I hope it's true.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Aug 13, 2022 4:10:24 GMT -5
That sounds incredibly stupid. And also very not great optically. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}Yes, let's team up all the women solely to make sure the man survives to be the true great hero! They're all just side players to his story, nothing tired or offputting about that!
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Post by thechase on Aug 13, 2022 5:30:46 GMT -5
That sounds incredibly stupid. And also very not great optically. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}Yes, let's team up all the women solely to make sure the man survives to be the true great hero! They're all just side players to his story, nothing tired or offputting about that! {Spoiler}{Spoiler}I get the feeling the audience is bound to ask 'Which Peter are they protecting?' too. I think it ought to be Garfield's take, since his series is the one that establishes his parents more than either of the other films
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 13, 2022 16:30:53 GMT -5
No one cares about Peter's parents Sony.
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Post by mrtuesday on Aug 13, 2022 17:36:52 GMT -5
Sounds like we're getting an adaptation of.. {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW} The infamous "romance comic" that had Peter's dad knock up a young Aunt May. Making Aunt May Peter's biological mother.
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Post by chrom on Aug 13, 2022 17:46:16 GMT -5
Just pull the plug on it and do us a favor
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Post by Savage Gambino on Aug 13, 2022 21:24:44 GMT -5
Rumour about the plot {Spoiler}{Spoiler}It's supposed to be Spider-Verse meets The Terminator. Web and the female Spider-Variants going back in time to protect Ben and Mary, and make sure Peter is born I think I speak for all of us when I say... oof. {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}Setting aside the optics of collecting damn near every Spider-Woman or Girl that isn't Silk or Spider-Gwen and then having their stories revolve around one man, they're also incorporating one of the silliest ideas to be introduced into the Spider-Man mythos in the last 20-30 years; the entire point of Spider-Man is that he could be anyone, why they keep trying to make this "chosen one" bullshit happen is beyond me.
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Post by thechase on Nov 15, 2023 9:11:28 GMT -5
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Post by salz4life on Nov 15, 2023 9:36:32 GMT -5
I feel like I'm going to have the same feeling at the end of this that I did after watching Mobius..... why? I didn't hate Mobius as much as a lot of people did, but I just didn't understand the purpose of it.
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Post by uewfigfed on Nov 15, 2023 9:36:35 GMT -5
Pass.
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Post by CMWaters on Nov 15, 2023 9:44:21 GMT -5
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Post by Friday Night SmackSown on Nov 15, 2023 10:45:41 GMT -5
What is it with Sony and making movies of Spider-Man characters who aren’t Spider-Man?
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Nov 15, 2023 11:00:25 GMT -5
I could see this doing better than Morbius simply because people like Sydney Sweeney but yeah, I suspect this won't be particularly good.
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Post by chrom on Nov 15, 2023 11:14:30 GMT -5
As with all the other Sony movies, swing and a miss
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Post by Fade on Nov 15, 2023 11:28:04 GMT -5
I tapped out bout 20 seconds in, i really like Dakota Johnson. man imagine if the money put into these Sony marvel movies got put to charity or something worth a damn.
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Post by chrom on Nov 15, 2023 11:39:23 GMT -5
What is it with Sony and making movies of Spider-Man characters who aren’t Spider-Man? Because that's the only characters they can use and they believe that one of them is going to be their Guardians of The Galaxy.
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