Some health advice needed (graphic)

[Nr1Humanoid]

Be forewarned, this is about excrement



I have to go to the bathroom and have a turd from hell. I can't get it out as it hurts too much to push. I've tried, but keep having to give up because it's so painful.

Anyone ever have this problem?

Any suggestions on how to stop it? Losen thing up if you will?

It's driving me crazy having to but not daring to.

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

Man up and poop it out.

Then eat more vegetables to prevent this from happening again.

[Paul]

Take a laxative and wait. Then, eat more fiber in your diet or start taking a fiber supplement regularly.

[Sponsored by Groose Wipes]

Take some laxatives and stool softeners. Also start eating more things with fiber in them.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Use Exlax. Warning. It’s not like on TV where it’s a flood 2 seconds after you eat it. It takes like 12 hours and might still suck to finish your business.

[Deleted]

Stool softeners, my dude. Take the max allowed. Then start taking fiber supplements or something.

[fw91]

Or just drink water

[DASH 243✅]

Drink some coffee

[Natural Born Farmer]

Get absolutely shitfaced. You’ll forget about it tonight, and It’ll be out of there real quick tomorrow morning.

[Push R Truth]

By chance are you on a bunch of pain meds?


After a major surgery I was all clogged up after taking pain meds. I took a crap that was, well, basically a tennis ball of pain. Ripped me open. Years later it still reopens from time to time because it takes FOREVER to heal anything down there since like... you can't exactly not poop for like 3 months.

TMI I know, just trying to help you avoid a mistake I make.

[thetower52]

If it’s impacted you will need to go to the hospital and have them deal with it

[Evil Homer]

sounds like you have a serious medical issue , I’d suggest go to the ER

[Deleted]

I have had this happen before. I just drank hot black coffee cup after cup for a couple of hours. When it was finally time to go, it hurt like hell. It hurt while I was in a standing position, it hurt even worse to go through the process of actually sitting down on the toilet, and then just sitting on the toilet was painful. When it actually came out, I felt like I wanted to scream. It felt like it was coming out sideways or something. After it was over my asshole was sore for like a half hour, but then after that I felt fantastic.


If this is just a one time thing like that, try the coffee or laxatives or both. If this starts to be a recurring thing, see a doctor.

I do NOT recommend just going to the hospital. Someone who is constipated will be so low on their list of priority in the ER even though you are in intense pain.

[Deleted]

Take psyllium husk (Metamucil) as a fiber supplement once you get that thing out. They have it in either a mix or a pill.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Also, you might want to look into a squatty potty. Those things are no joke.

[Nr1Humanoid]

Nov 15, 2019 20:01:38 GMT -5 Push R Truth said:

By chance are you on a bunch of pain meds?


After a major surgery I was all clogged up after taking pain meds. I took a crap that was, well, basically a tennis ball of pain. Ripped me open. Years later it still reopens from time to time because it takes FOREVER to heal anything down there since like... you can't exactly not poop for like 3 months.

TMI I know, just trying to help you avoid a mistake I make.

Nope, not on any meds.

I sat down one more time, elevated my feet and finally managed. Hurt like hell and left me sore all night. I will definitely keep all your advice to avoid this in the future.

[Paul]

Nov 16, 2019 0:19:56 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

Also, you might want to look into a squatty potty. Those things are no joke.

Agreed. I have one too and it really does help. Totally worth the $25 investment.