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Post by MrElijah on Dec 12, 2019 23:26:55 GMT -5
It feels like this night has been 90% Fortnite/League of Legends/Magic the Gathering This just in, Capcom vs. League of Legends! Because Ryu will punch every company in the face.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Dec 12, 2019 23:29:01 GMT -5
Late to the party. X-Box Series X, that’s what they’re rolling with for a name? I mean, I’m still gonna be a pretty early buyer but I’m just not feeling that name at all
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2019 23:30:04 GMT -5
Did you know you can play Magic: the Gathering Online?
Did you know that? Huh? Huh?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2019 23:30:27 GMT -5
Geoff has to rework this whole thing next year because this shit feels like binge watching a season on Netflix. It should be 2 hours max. This shouldn't be longer than E3 presentations.
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Post by Chiral on Dec 12, 2019 23:30:58 GMT -5
"I'm here to announce LOST: VIA DOMUS 2!!!!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2019 23:31:36 GMT -5
Their last game reveal is a Fast and the Furious game that looks like the humans came straight from the PS2. Hooray.
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Post by BorneAgain on Dec 12, 2019 23:32:18 GMT -5
If the fifth Smash character isn't revealed before GOTY, then its going to be remarkably awkward if they were to do so after not winning it.
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Post by Chiral on Dec 12, 2019 23:32:54 GMT -5
This feels like the moment at the Game Awards where Last of Us got revealed where they had a soldier guy teabag another dude on stage, but dragged out for 5 hours.
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Post by Chiral on Dec 12, 2019 23:34:26 GMT -5
The Rock walks out and Vin just storms offstage.
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Post by MrElijah on Dec 12, 2019 23:35:05 GMT -5
Also wasn't DMC5 nominated for game of the year?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2019 23:35:08 GMT -5
So why exactly does the Game of the Year mean a single f***ing thing if Fire Emblem beat all of these games in an open field earlier?
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Post by MrElijah on Dec 12, 2019 23:36:20 GMT -5
The Rock walks out and Vin just storms offstage. Rock: Get your ass off the Rock's stage jabroni! Time to announce the No Mercy Remake for 2020!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2019 23:36:53 GMT -5
Another gawd damn musical interlude.
Where is Tommy Talerico to bring back games music live because I would much rather sit through an orchestral night of Zelda music
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2019 23:37:41 GMT -5
I feel like you could have crammed everything of substance on this show into 20 minutes easily.
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Post by BorneAgain on Dec 12, 2019 23:37:53 GMT -5
This might be the only award show that actually has me missing the brisk pace of a modern Wrestlemania.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2019 23:38:43 GMT -5
So it goes to... the game I haven't even heard of.
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Post by lionheart21 on Dec 12, 2019 23:39:35 GMT -5
Was hoping for either Sekiro or Resident Evil 2 to win Game of the Year. I am so happy right now
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Post by BorneAgain on Dec 12, 2019 23:40:38 GMT -5
So it goes to... the game I haven't even heard of. I literally know it for its difficulty and the Twitter meme: You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2019 23:40:57 GMT -5
So DARK SOULS: SAMURAI EDITION wins game of the year
Well atleast it was not Death forever Stranded
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2019 23:41:12 GMT -5
So it goes to... the game I haven't even heard of. I literally know it for its difficulty and the Twitter meme: You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.Oh, that's where that mantra for self-absorbed assholes comes from, I see.
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