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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2019 9:17:20 GMT -5
I can't see this being anything besides Vince's Fantasy made into reality Knowing Vince's delusions, he probably thinks he legitimately has the legal authority to divorce them too. And people wonder why ratings are in the shitter... They had a phony document on national television that they tried to pass off as real, complete with imaginary district judge. Don't put it past them to assume "TV logic = real world logic".
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2019 9:53:50 GMT -5
......folks, let's just think of the stupidest way (in a good way, not the WWE way) this can go down tonight.
I saw there should be a ritual involved, with a WWE alumni wrestler who's been divorced him/herself presiding. Surround the ring with current wrestlers & employees who themselves have been divorced or have had some sorta high profile breakup. Bring Hornswoggle in to just hold a big candle, struggling to keep his balance.
Anything. Let's have stupid fun pretending something other than the usual drivelous "lawyers in a ring with a conference table and 2 office chairs" setup we're probably gonna get.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2019 10:06:31 GMT -5
So this is gonna end with Lana and Rusev reuniting and somehow this turns Bob Lashley babyface as he is beatdown by Rusev and this is revealed to have some sort of set up the whole time.
just because
Oh and over/under that the judge presiding over this divorce will be Jerry Springer?
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 9, 2019 10:22:31 GMT -5
Let’s see if Rusev can do the impossible again and try and turn this into something watchable Does he need to throw another fish? Rusev always needs to throw a fish.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Dec 9, 2019 12:45:26 GMT -5
Anything. Let's have stupid fun pretending something other than the usual drivelous "lawyers in a ring with a conference table and 2 office chairs" setup we're probably gonna get. I’d mark out for the return of Clarence Mason and Tomasso Ciampa, ESQ. as the respective divorce attorneys
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Post by Fade on Dec 9, 2019 12:50:12 GMT -5
It’ll be interesting to see if it gets a good rating or not.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Dec 9, 2019 12:52:19 GMT -5
......folks, let's just think of the stupidest way (in a good way, not the WWE way) this can go down tonight. I saw there should be a ritual involved, with a WWE alumni wrestler who's been divorced him/herself presiding. Surround the ring with current wrestlers & employees who themselves have been divorced or have had some sorta high profile breakup. Bring Hornswoggle in to just hold a big candle, struggling to keep his balance. Anything. Let's have stupid fun pretending something other than the usual drivelous "lawyers in a ring with a conference table and 2 office chairs" setup we're probably gonna get. The divorce goes through and then the lawyer says "Ok this all looks in order. Now secondarily we have this other document to confirm your NEW marriage to Bobby Lashley. He's already signed it so we're halfway there." He puts the paper on the desk....AND RUSEV SIGNS IT. Now they're married! ULTRA SWERVE OF THE DECADE!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2019 13:54:32 GMT -5
I’m still holding out hope for a threesome of Rusev & The IIconics. IIconic Rusev Day sounds like money to me. I wonder if the divorce proceedings with take place at Little People’s Court? Complete with Rusev suddenly yelling "ALIMONY?!" out of nowhere towards the end of the sketch. I’m cool with that but only if it leads to a bunch of koalas riding unicycles while juggling VHS copies of Peyton & Billie’s favorite feature film Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles.
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Post by Cyno on Dec 9, 2019 13:56:45 GMT -5
I'm really looking forward to Batwoman tonight.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Dec 9, 2019 14:08:28 GMT -5
I'm really looking forward to Batwoman tonight. I really should watch the first episode of Crisis I missed while i'm at work
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Post by Corre.222 on Dec 9, 2019 14:12:13 GMT -5
Paul Heyman has lost his Midas Touch
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2019 15:02:30 GMT -5
I'm really looking forward to Batwoman tonight. Leave it to BatMan to save us from Raw
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Dec 9, 2019 15:05:49 GMT -5
Paul Heyman has lost his Midas Touch Did he ever have it to begin with?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2019 15:26:02 GMT -5
......folks, let's just think of the stupidest way (in a good way, not the WWE way) this can go down tonight. I saw there should be a ritual involved, with a WWE alumni wrestler who's been divorced him/herself presiding. Surround the ring with current wrestlers & employees who themselves have been divorced or have had some sorta high profile breakup. Bring Hornswoggle in to just hold a big candle, struggling to keep his balance. Anything. Let's have stupid fun pretending something other than the usual drivelous "lawyers in a ring with a conference table and 2 office chairs" setup we're probably gonna get. Somehow Rusev ends up married to the Money in the Bank suitcase.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 9, 2019 15:28:52 GMT -5
Paul Heyman has lost his Midas Touch Did he ever have it to begin with? One would think if everything he touched turned to gold, he'd have bounced fewer checks.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 9, 2019 15:56:53 GMT -5
I mean the fans divorced WWE months ago
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Dec 9, 2019 16:31:52 GMT -5
Over/Under on Vince getting off on this segment? Is there even an Under??
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 9, 2019 16:52:49 GMT -5
This angle sucks a butt.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2019 16:57:44 GMT -5
Why does Vince hate Rusev so much?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2019 19:44:08 GMT -5
Heyman: "FAN, say one more word about me and your lives will end. Real talk. #HowYouDoin"
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