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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 9, 2019 19:45:44 GMT -5
There's gonna be the swerviest of swerves I bet.
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Post by XIII on Dec 9, 2019 19:50:39 GMT -5
WWE going to go full Russo and have Rusev tricked into having to join in a threeway if he loses their match,
“Bah gawd, Kang. Rusev has lost and now he must be a part of the Devil’s Threeway!”
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 9, 2019 19:50:44 GMT -5
There's gonna be the swerviest of swerves I bet. Live sex celebration? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2019 8:31:32 GMT -5
Well I saw a clip early this morning and the segment appeared to just be the usual lazy in-ring conference table and chairs that I'm sure surprised no one.
Shock of shocks.
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Post by CeilingFan on Dec 10, 2019 9:41:43 GMT -5
F***s sake, WWE, I already used “May Divorce Be With You” for the RAW thread subtitle weeks ago. Since tonight is part 2 of Crisis, you could use "Divorce on Infinite Earths." I wish the Anti-Monitor had crashed the proceedings. |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 10, 2019 13:14:00 GMT -5
......folks, let's just think of the stupidest way (in a good way, not the WWE way) this can go down tonight. I saw there should be a ritual involved, with a WWE alumni wrestler who's been divorced him/herself presiding. Surround the ring with current wrestlers & employees who themselves have been divorced or have had some sorta high profile breakup. Bring Hornswoggle in to just hold a big candle, struggling to keep his balance. Anything. Let's have stupid fun pretending something other than the usual drivelous "lawyers in a ring with a conference table and 2 office chairs" setup we're probably gonna get. And then Austin runs in, giving EVERYONE the Stone Cold Stunner. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2019 14:22:38 GMT -5
Bob and Rusev should have beastiality sex while Lana watches. That way, everyone gets a lil' taste of everybody, so there's no more jelly in the air - they can move to Bob n' Rusev winning the tag team championships, when they literally Cuck The Revival.  |
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Post by Nosnorb on Dec 10, 2019 14:30:39 GMT -5
There's gonna be the swerviest of swerves I bet. Live sex celebration? Nah, NXT are keeping that in their pocket when Ciampa beats Cole and the segment between Tommy Sports Entertainment and Goldie absolutely destroys AEW in the ratings. |
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Post by Gremlin on Dec 10, 2019 18:59:34 GMT -5
Divorce lawyers are all "Sure! But it'll cost you extra!"
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 10, 2019 23:51:13 GMT -5
When he came out so happy, I had figured the we’re going to say something along the lines of Rusev got his citizenship but Lana didn’t, so by divorcing him she would get deported.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2019 10:22:23 GMT -5
On my drive in to work this morning I came up with literally the most foolish and idiotic thing I could think of regarding a WWE divorce ceremony.
(Think along the lines, you young'uns, of the Canadian royal wedding from South Park a few years back.)
......maybe I'll type it up soon. ;p
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