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Post by Lance Uppercut on Dec 10, 2019 5:24:15 GMT -5
What was up with that?
I thought it was just me who didn’t care for him but that thread about his daughter was a barrel of laughs about how much his movies suck.
I mean, I’m admittedly more of a Schwarzenegger and Van Damme guy. Crazy accents and non stop guns or flippy shit was my jam. But Segal just seemed so slow and always gave off a “Way too into japan” vibe that annoyed me greatly. I’m not a Chuck Norris guy either but at least he was a bit more mobile.
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Dec 10, 2019 5:47:56 GMT -5
My first exposure to him was Under Siege. He represented a departure from the normal action movie fighting styles, and so was very intriguing.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 10, 2019 5:48:43 GMT -5
Segal flicks were more like gritty crime dramas that happen to feature martial arts. Which is what set him apart from Van Damme and Norris.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Dec 10, 2019 7:24:23 GMT -5
My favourite film of his was Executive Decision
Something about Seagal was never appealing to me
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Dec 10, 2019 7:45:39 GMT -5
Under Siege is great, as is ^Executive Decision and Hard to Kill. The rest are average, poor or 'direct to the dvd bargain bin in the back of the store'.
His cameo in Machete is fun though.
As an aside; This review of Contract to Kill made me laugh out loud earlier in the year.
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Post by SmashTV on Dec 10, 2019 8:40:16 GMT -5
He must have some sort of appeal, he was married to Kelly le Brock.
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Post by thatloser on Dec 10, 2019 8:59:03 GMT -5
My mum loves Steven Seagal to the point where she can watch the same film of his for days in the row. And I have to say I like his first three or four films but after that something changes, he shoves in all these cultural references for seemingly no reason and made them to pander to his ego.
For example Under Siege 1, Steven is a ex SEAL who is a cook on the ship, a lot of people dismiss him especially the secondary villain who views him as little more than a cook, and spends the movie getting frustrated with him. Now you go and watch Under Siege 2, and most of the dialogue, including the villains is basically just how great he is.
And what get's really noticeable in latter movies is how he doesn't do most of his stunts anymore, he can barely throw a kick without the camera switching shots to hide the fact it's a stand in, in fact in one of his movies you can clearly see he has a stand in for just sitting down at a laptop...
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Post by Ryushinku on Dec 10, 2019 9:48:53 GMT -5
I never was a fan, though Under Siege is good. Notably, good in the ways it's not a regular Segal film. However, I can see why Segal became popular.
His style of fighting was both fresh and brutally efficient, different from the haymaker fistfights or big kicking karate/kung fu stuff at the time. The old Clint Eastwood western style of the whispering guy in black kicking everyone's ass is a reliable old trope. And, to begin with, he was in good shape to go with his tall height, so he looked a physical threat with just enough philosophical mysticism to get by on.
The problem came with his colossal bloated ego, and then increasingly a body to match and a hairstyle of purest astroturf. All those hokey declarations about being trained by super special secret black ops teams or being the reincarnation of a Buddhist teacher and all that kinda junk just came across as laughable. Being a jerkass on set to actors, stuntmen and directors alike, allegations of sexual abuse and worse off set, his rumoured financial ties to pretty shady mob characters that put his straight-to-DVD flicks of the past couple decades in a different light as more of a monetary necessity rather than any pretentions of great cinema, his enthusiastic support for Putin and Russia and so on...it's an awful lot of red flags.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Dec 10, 2019 10:21:24 GMT -5
He was more of the silent ass kicker. Roman Reigns should be early 90s Segal.
I feel like Brandon Lee gets overlooked due to The Crow and his death, but Rapid Fire and Showdown in Little Tokyo are phenomenal and awesomely cheesey action flicks.
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Post by Stu on Dec 10, 2019 10:30:18 GMT -5
Worst SNL host ever.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Dec 10, 2019 11:33:09 GMT -5
He was cool, handsome and had a fair amount of charisma and could deliver lines fairly well without a heavy accent or unintentional comedy. Of course, by the time the mid 90s rolled around, he turned into sexual harassment pumpkin.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Dec 10, 2019 11:37:17 GMT -5
When his movie still had American production values his films were great, since that, not so much.
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Dec 10, 2019 16:23:37 GMT -5
Under Siege is great, as is ^ Executive Decision and Hard to Kill. The rest are average, poor or 'direct to the dvd bargain bin in the back of the store'. His cameo in Machete is fun though. As an aside; This review of Contract to Kill made me laugh out loud earlier in the year. Reading that, I had to go watch some clips. Poor Seagal, he needs to get a good night's sleep.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2019 16:51:24 GMT -5
Under Siege is great, as is ^ Executive Decision and Hard to Kill. The rest are average, poor or 'direct to the dvd bargain bin in the back of the store'. His cameo in Machete is fun though. As an aside; This review of Contract to Kill made me laugh out loud earlier in the year. This movie has my girl Jemma Dallender in it so I am obliged to say I cannot completely hate this movie....but damn if it aint a laugh riot for all the wrong film making reasons.
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Post by ogreknee on Dec 11, 2019 0:25:11 GMT -5
Hard to kill and glimmer man
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Post by xtremehorseman on Dec 11, 2019 1:19:11 GMT -5
His first few movies were legit and he had a unique style that set him apart from the other action stars of the time. Here is a video that goes into it a bit
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Post by adamclark52 on Dec 11, 2019 2:37:39 GMT -5
I watched Under Siege every time it was on tv for the Cake Scene
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Dec 11, 2019 4:36:16 GMT -5
I never got his appeal. But saw the first 6 or so of his films cause my father was a big fan. Even now if he catches a Segal film on tv he will watch it. "All he does is break shit,it's either bones or glass. Or both at once!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2019 5:40:35 GMT -5
I’m still annoyed he was never in an expendables movie.
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Post by cabbageboy on Dec 11, 2019 9:34:37 GMT -5
My dad was a big Seagal fan. He would watch Above the Law practically on a loop. You have to go in realizing that Seagal was radically, and I mean radically, different than the other action stars of that late 80s/early 90s era. He was seriously vicious and violent at every turn. He was less about humor than other stars, though he occasionally would toss out a one liner. Even his one liners would be vicious though ("I'll take you to the bank, Senator Trent....to the BLOOD BANK!").
The problem is that Seagal's heyday was fairly shot lived, roughly 1988-93. He was kind of a cult action star early on, but Under Siege was a huge hit and made him more of a mainstream star and it really went to his head. On Deadly Ground and Under Siege 2 were ego trips of the highest order and then by the second half of the 90s his sort of B grade actioners were fading in popularity anyway. There's just only so much you can do with a guy that doesn't sell anything for his heels and doesn't really rally the audience behind him. It's jarring to compare his stuff to Van Damme and see how much better Van Damme was at getting his ass kicked and making that babyface comeback for the win. If my dad was all about Seagal I would be more of a JCVD fan.
That said, if I needed help with a group of voodoo practicing Jamaican drug dealers I know who to call.
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