SmarkyMark
Team Rocket
My Arachnasense is tingling! Wrestlecrap must be near!
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Post by SmarkyMark on Mar 27, 2007 23:18:37 GMT -5
The Spider-Man Clone Saga did the impossible for me: it made me quit reading Spider-Man. For a while.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 28, 2007 8:56:03 GMT -5
Technically, he was trying to break a few omelets to make an egg. Look, we can sit here all night and argue about what eggs were being used, or we can just agree, Hal Jordan is the man. Even if he is a pedophile. Hal's a pedo? Since when?
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Mar 28, 2007 9:31:59 GMT -5
Look, we can sit here all night and argue about what eggs were being used, or we can just agree, Hal Jordan is the man. Even if he is a pedophile. Hal's a pedo? Since when? he dated Arisia, who was basically the equivalent of a 13 year old girl. she used her ring to age herself to adulthood to be with him.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 28, 2007 9:45:03 GMT -5
Hal's a pedo? Since when? he dated Arisia, who was basically the equivalent of a 13 year old girl. she used her ring to age herself to adulthood to be with him. Well, Marvel's Captain Marvel's son (the second Captain Marvel) was aged to adulthood within about 5 minutes. So, everyone he's been with is a pedo? 'Cause, dude got around quite a bit.
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Mar 28, 2007 10:49:09 GMT -5
Hal's also trying not to mack it to Supergiil, currently, who is like... 15. He has an established history of prior bad acts, here.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 28, 2007 11:00:07 GMT -5
Hal's also trying not to mack it to Supergiil, currently, who is like... 15. He has an established history of prior bad acts, here. Well, it certainly doesn't help that every woman in comic books, regardless of age, is drawn to look like she desperately wants a [censored] in her [censored].
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Mar 28, 2007 11:05:30 GMT -5
Hal's also trying not to mack it to Supergiil, currently, who is like... 15. He has an established history of prior bad acts, here. Well, it certainly doesn't help that every woman in comic books, regardless of age, is drawn to look like she desperately wants a [censored] in her [censored]. Yeah, and SG takes his rejection (which was "Superman will kick my ass", not "but you're like 15") and tries to impress him by dressing up like a schoolgirl and getting into a fight. With panty shots.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 28, 2007 11:07:10 GMT -5
Well, it certainly doesn't help that every woman in comic books, regardless of age, is drawn to look like she desperately wants a [censored] in her [censored]. Yeah, and SG takes his rejection (which was "Superman will kick my ass", not "but you're like 15") and tries to impress him by dressing up like a schoolgirl and getting into a fight. With panty shots. Which would work for me. Superman or no Superman. Damn. I'm f'd up.
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Mar 28, 2007 11:08:32 GMT -5
Yeah, and SG takes his rejection (which was "Superman will kick my ass", not "but you're like 15") and tries to impress him by dressing up like a schoolgirl and getting into a fight. With panty shots. Which would work for me. Superman or no Superman. Damn. I'm f'd up. It's ok, so am I. But, there you have it, folks: Hal Jordan likes jailbait.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 28, 2007 11:14:11 GMT -5
Which would work for me. Superman or no Superman. Damn. I'm f'd up. It's ok, so am I. But, there you have it, folks: Hal Jordan likes jailbait. And jailbait apparently likes Hal Jordan, as well.
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Mar 28, 2007 11:15:59 GMT -5
Lucky bastard.
You know, you would think a cop would know better.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Mar 29, 2007 21:35:05 GMT -5
Yeah, and SG takes his rejection (which was "Superman will kick my ass", not "but you're like 15") and tries to impress him by dressing up like a schoolgirl and getting into a fight. With panty shots. Which would work for me. Superman or no Superman. Damn. I'm f'd up. I dunno... Supergirl doesn't have as much control over her powers as Superman does... what if she gets an orgasm? she'd rip you in half. hell, look what happened with Superboy-Prime, and he just wanted to talk to Conner
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 29, 2007 21:36:10 GMT -5
Which would work for me. Superman or no Superman. Damn. I'm f'd up. I dunno... Supergirl doesn't have as much control over her powers as Superman does... what if she gets an orgasm? she'd rip you in half. If there's a better way to die, I haven't thought of it.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Mar 30, 2007 3:29:16 GMT -5
he dated Arisia, who was basically the equivalent of a 13 year old girl. she used her ring to age herself to adulthood to be with him. Well, Marvel's Captain Marvel's son (the second Captain Marvel) was aged to adulthood within about 5 minutes. So, everyone he's been with is a pedo? 'Cause, dude got around quite a bit. Including with an alien shapeshifter. In both gender forms, apparently.
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