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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Mar 25, 2007 22:34:37 GMT -5
He'll be back. It may take till Earth X, but he'll be back. Yeah, death seldom lasts in comics. Just look at Jason Todd. And didn't they bring Bucky back, too? Jason was dead for like 17 years, and Bucky was dead for, what, like 50? That's not bad.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 25, 2007 22:37:34 GMT -5
It's pretty much JUST Uncle Ben now.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 25, 2007 22:39:57 GMT -5
It's pretty much JUST Uncle Ben now. And, supposedly, Jean Grey this time.
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Mar 25, 2007 22:40:03 GMT -5
It's pretty much JUST Uncle Ben now. If Uncle Ben came back, in canon, not an Altenate Universe or anything, I'm almost entirely sure Peter would hang up the long underwear for good.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 25, 2007 22:40:56 GMT -5
Yup, he'd be like, alright, no more of this.
Someone oughta just establish one of Jean's mutant abilities is ressurection. That way at least it'd be in character.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 25, 2007 22:43:03 GMT -5
It's pretty much JUST Uncle Ben now. If Uncle Ben came back, in canon, not an Altenate Universe or anything, I'm almost entirely sure Peter would hang up the long underwear for good. Unless he gets killed again. Or Aunt May dies. Or something else happens. There's always an excuse for Spidey to come back.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Mar 25, 2007 22:44:36 GMT -5
It's pretty much JUST Uncle Ben now. If Uncle Ben came back, in canon, not an Altenate Universe or anything, I'm almost entirely sure Peter would hang up the long underwear for good. He'd quit in a heartbeat. Petey: "You're not dead?" Unca Ben: "Nope, been drivin' a bus for the city. Got some amnesia. Wanna play catch?" Petey: "f*** yes! I'm way more coordinated now. Let Ms goddamn Marvel beat up Electro for a change."
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 25, 2007 22:47:25 GMT -5
If Uncle Ben came back, in canon, not an Altenate Universe or anything, I'm almost entirely sure Peter would hang up the long underwear for good. He'd quit in a heartbeat. Petey: "You're not dead?" Unca Ben: "Nope, been drivin' a bus for the city. Got some amnesia. Wanna play catch?" Petey: "wax yes! I'm way more coordinated now. Let Ms goddamn Marvel beat up Electro for a change." Unca Ben: So...May tells me you've got superpowers. How come you ain't usin' 'em? Petey: Uh...don't want to. Unca Ben: Y'know, son. With great powers comes great- Petey: Great Muta? Unca Ben: ...No. *Pete hangs head in shame.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 25, 2007 22:53:36 GMT -5
UB: no son, Great Pumpkin. Pie. C'mon if we hurry we can catch the early bird special at Denny's.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Mar 25, 2007 22:55:56 GMT -5
Petey: Awesome, race ya to Denny's! (web-swings over and beat Unca Ben by 20 minutes)
Unca Ben: Though ya weren't using those powers anymore?
Petey: Pfff!!! Not for helpin' people! Spidey's out for number 1 now! (webs a kid's ice cream out from under his spoon and helps himself)
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 25, 2007 23:02:46 GMT -5
*Later, Unca Ben and Petey are watching TV...
Unca Ben: Man, Adult Swim is terrible! Petey: Yah, so? Unca Ben: It's an INJUSTICE just how awful this block of shows is! Petey: "Injustice" huh? Unca Ben: Yeah, the makers of this show are obviously villains! They've gotta be stopped.
*Petey picks up the phone.
Unca Ben: Who ya callin'? Petey: Sleepwalker. He'll take care of this for ya. It's not like he's busy or anything.
*Cut to: Sleepwalker waiting by the phone.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 25, 2007 23:05:28 GMT -5
brief view of Sleepwalker's coffee table with an assortment of bills past due and the mid nineties character reunion invitation Darkhawk sent to him, Quasar, Terror Inc., Slapstick etc.
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Post by paragon on Mar 25, 2007 23:06:24 GMT -5
Someone oughta just establish one of Jean's mutant abilities is ressurection. That way at least it'd be in character. She basically already has that ability since she has the power of the Phoenix, and the whole point of that is to constantly rise from the ashes to be born again.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Mar 25, 2007 23:06:36 GMT -5
Petey: Sleepwalker, my man! Still in the game?
Sleepwalker: Totally! Me and Darkhawk were just waiting for someone to get us in on some action! What ya got? Venom? Galactus? What?
Petey: Nah, man. Unca Ben's mad at the TV. Go fix it will ya?
Sleepwalker: Sure thing, man. Anything for a pro like...wait...wait, my guy's waking up...no...NO...IT ISN'T FAIR!! IT JUST ISN'T... (Sleepwalker's host wakes up, phone goes dead)
Unca Ben: Now what are we gonna do?
Petey: Wanna see some nekkid pictures of some of the girls from the X-Men?
Unca Ben: Do I?!?! And who are the X-Men?
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 25, 2007 23:09:11 GMT -5
*Unnecessary cut to: Slapstick sitting in the office of Avi Arad. Avi's holding a script for Slapstick: The Movie.
Avi: Wow, we really have hit the bottom of the barrel!
*insert "WAH WAH WAAAAAAH" sound effect*
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 25, 2007 23:11:44 GMT -5
Slapstick: I was in a blurb for Wizard once!
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 25, 2007 23:14:23 GMT -5
Slapstick: I was in a blurb for Wizard once! Avi: Wasn't everybody?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 25, 2007 23:18:30 GMT -5
Slapstick: Do you at least have some dishes I can wash? Some yardwork? Anything?
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 25, 2007 23:31:27 GMT -5
Avi: Nope, USAgent is taking care of all of that.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Mar 25, 2007 23:32:03 GMT -5
Poor USAgent. Nobody loves him.
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