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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 25, 2007 21:52:34 GMT -5
Cap would probably be decent enough to give ya cab fare home.
Old fashioned dude that he is.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 25, 2007 21:52:48 GMT -5
Cap could never be less than ALL MAN. Therein lies the problem. He was just dressed as a female. So being female is somehow less than being "ALL MAN" to you? Sexist. I thought I knew you, man. *turns away in shame*
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 25, 2007 21:54:05 GMT -5
at least cue up some Bixbyesque walking away music.
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Mar 25, 2007 21:59:06 GMT -5
Cap would probably be decent enough to give ya cab fare home. Old fashioned dude that he is. He probably would. Captain America makes you feel inadequate simply by virtue of his mere existance - seriously. How many times have you saved the world from Nazi's, huh? Cap did it 3 times this week. And he remembers all his friends birthdays, and always buys them thoughtful, appropriate gifts, no gift certificate bullshit for Captain America. Meanwhile, you've forgotten your dad's birthday what, 3 times in a row now? Wow, aren't you just a frigging award winner. Why cant you be more like Cap, anyway?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 25, 2007 22:00:56 GMT -5
Tony Stark's girlfriends asking him why he couldn't be more like Cap is the real reason for Civil War.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Mar 25, 2007 22:02:03 GMT -5
/\ lol that would've made more sense than the real reason.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 25, 2007 22:07:02 GMT -5
at least cue up some Bixbyesque walking away music. *cues Benny Hill music* Damnit! Can I start over? JR: We're live, pal!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 25, 2007 22:08:51 GMT -5
Luckily we've got the Benny Hill music to cover up the faux pas.
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Mar 25, 2007 22:10:00 GMT -5
/\ lol that would've made more sense than the real reason. 4 times today, I've seen you start off a page with an up arrow, pointing to the post that would be above you if it was all one page. I dont know why this matters, it just interested me. Also, Cap > Iron Facist
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 25, 2007 22:11:48 GMT -5
If Cap was a beer, he'd be made of barley, hops, and awesome.
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Mar 25, 2007 22:13:50 GMT -5
If Cap was a beer, he'd be made of barley, hops, and awesome. If Cap were a beer, I wouldn't be straight edge.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Mar 25, 2007 22:14:35 GMT -5
I still don't understand why Marvel made Iron Man such a dick. Couldn't they have had the Civil War without making Iron Man a jerk?
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 25, 2007 22:14:42 GMT -5
If Captain America was a beer, you guys would all be chugging on Captain America.
HA HA Innuendo!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 25, 2007 22:15:13 GMT -5
Try as you might though, there is no edge straighter than one Steven Rogers.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 25, 2007 22:17:04 GMT -5
Try as you might though, there is no edge straighter than one Steven Rogers. Hmmm... Kent, Clark?
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Mar 25, 2007 22:17:05 GMT -5
Try as you might though, there is no edge straighter than one Steven Rogers. In that case, I'm gonna buy me a 30 pack of Captain America and get crunk. Becuase straight edge means no drugs, no alcohol* and no smoking, but the * means Cap doesnt count.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 25, 2007 22:23:00 GMT -5
Kent may be nearly Cap level, but, um.. it's a different universe so..um, I got no answer.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 25, 2007 22:26:50 GMT -5
Kent may be nearly Cap level, but, um.. it's a different universe so..um, I got no answer. Fair enough. Cap is cool though. Oh wait, was cool. RIP
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 25, 2007 22:28:26 GMT -5
He'll be back. It may take till Earth X, but he'll be back.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 25, 2007 22:31:37 GMT -5
He'll be back. It may take till Earth X, but he'll be back. Yeah, death seldom lasts in comics. Just look at Jason Todd. And didn't they bring Bucky back, too?
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