mrbananagrabber
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Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Feb 29, 2020 19:34:32 GMT -5
Tell you what, gasping for air he may be and all that, but I’ll take that promo, that sounds like it comes from a human being, over the scripted nonsense they have them saying nowadays.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2020 19:52:45 GMT -5
Man's like this after 4 moves.
How the f*** is he World Champion again?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 29, 2020 20:25:51 GMT -5
Could you imagine how a match between Goldberg and Shane would go? vs
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 29, 2020 20:30:37 GMT -5
I made it the whole way through with a straight face. Give me my $5 Olive Garden gift card!!! me too I demand my money! Also yeah... even giving him the benefit of the doubt about how hot it is... that was like a 4 minute match. He should not be that blown up already...
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
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I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Feb 29, 2020 20:31:44 GMT -5
Could you imagine how a match between Goldberg and Shane would go? And somehow he still wins.
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Post by CubsFan71 on Mar 1, 2020 0:54:44 GMT -5
Could you imagine how a match between Goldberg and Shane would go? Everyone in attendance would need life jackets in order not to drown in their combined sweat
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Bub (BLM)
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Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Mar 1, 2020 1:06:05 GMT -5
This sounds like a NASCAR interview.
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adamclark52
El Dandy
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Post by adamclark52 on Mar 1, 2020 3:33:34 GMT -5
I just felt bad for the guy almost dying cutting that promo.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2020 5:28:40 GMT -5
It's like watching a lamaze class.
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Mar 2, 2020 18:01:03 GMT -5
The sad irony is, Goldberg has a diesel body for a guy his age.
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schma
Hank Scorpio
Somebody stop him! He's supposed to die!
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Post by schma on Mar 2, 2020 18:10:28 GMT -5
Didn't laugh at him being that gassed. I gotta say though, as sad as it is to see him huffing and puffing like that, he did put Bray over in the interview. He made it sound like he gave everything he had (by the way he was puffing maybe he did) and played up the honour of having the Universal title again. Do I believe that it's an honour? Not really, but that's more because it's the Universal Title.
Props to him though for giving an interview that puts a guy over. Still not thrilled he won but it could have been much worse.
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Mar 2, 2020 18:23:48 GMT -5
Not sure why Goldberg doesn’t hit the cardio hard for the couple months leading up to this. He knows he has some matches coming up, get on the Peleton
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Post by XaviersSS2015hair on Mar 8, 2020 21:13:30 GMT -5
Not sure why Goldberg doesn’t hit the cardio hard for the couple months leading up to this. He knows he has some matches coming up, get on the Peleton Because he knows he can get away with putting in zero effort and Vince won't tell him anything about it. Everybody knows Goldberg is going to give you 4 minutes at the absolute most and do his lame-ass 2 moves repeatedly and he's going to walk out of there with a million-dollar plus paycheck. If we could get over on our jobs like that most of us would too.
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