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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2020 18:19:18 GMT -5
Watch this without laughing, cracking a smile, making any noise, just have a straight face all the way through it.
Could you do it?
I damn sure couldn't. I was cracking up seconds in. I was drinking out of this water bottle and I tilted it towards the screen because he needed it more than me.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2020 18:24:26 GMT -5
I made it to, "It's a dream come true," followed by him immediately doubling over looking like he wanted to die.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2020 18:29:47 GMT -5
Someone get that man some oxygen. Like it's funny, but a part of me was like "This dude about to pass out right now."
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Feb 28, 2020 18:34:23 GMT -5
The irony is that although he talks about getting old making title wins less likely, he has actually won it TWICE as a has-been when he was only WCW champ ONCE 20+ years ago!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2020 18:36:25 GMT -5
Feel bad for Goldberg. He's getting a lot of shit because of Vince. So the fans will boo Goldberg and cheer and bow down to Vince when he next makes an appearance.
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Feb 28, 2020 18:47:39 GMT -5
It amazes me that you've got guys on the roster like Daniel Bryan and Kassius Ohno who'd call a 15 minute match a warm-up, and yet they put the title on Goldberg, who's on the verge of death after a 6 minute borderline squash.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2020 22:14:50 GMT -5
Could you imagine how a match between Goldberg and Shane would go?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2020 22:17:58 GMT -5
Could you imagine how a match between Goldberg and Shane would go?  |
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Feb 28, 2020 22:32:18 GMT -5
Could you imagine how a match between Goldberg and Shane would go?  |
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Post by sportatorium on Feb 28, 2020 23:21:09 GMT -5
I’m 50, I like cycling- but at a 50 year old‘s pace. A friend’s son who is in his twenties asked if I wanted to join their morning ride last summer. They outpaced me pretty much immediately and I realized quickly that if I kept trying to keep up with them I was going to either injure myself or throw up/pass out.
Goldberg looks & sounds like I felt before I just said forget it, I’ll just swallow my pride & enjoy a ride and not worry about the fact that people half my age are better athletes and can do things at a higher level.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2020 1:06:33 GMT -5
Could you imagine how a match between Goldberg and Shane would go?  |
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Feb 29, 2020 1:15:12 GMT -5
Could you imagine how a match between Goldberg and Shane would go? That was the best bad fight I have ever seen in my entire life. What a beautiful disaster. |
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Feb 29, 2020 4:37:42 GMT -5
That was the best bad fight I have ever seen in my entire life. What a beautiful disaster. The sad part is Dada 5000 almost died due to that fight from his weight cut and all of that but Kimbo actually did the next year I believe preparing for a fight he shouldn't have even been fighting in due to his suspension from this fight |
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Post by Heartbreaker on Feb 29, 2020 4:42:30 GMT -5
My reaction to this is Goldberg's reaction to anime.  |
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Post by Clutchhausen on Feb 29, 2020 4:43:52 GMT -5
I made it the whole way through with a straight face. Give me my $5 Olive Garden gift card!!!
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Feb 29, 2020 6:25:54 GMT -5
"You gotta hit guys before their ready."
-Bill Goldberg
Our face champion.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Feb 29, 2020 8:02:01 GMT -5
Could you imagine how a match between Goldberg and Shane would go? Oxygen tank-on-a-pole match? |
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Post by arrogantmodel on Feb 29, 2020 14:05:49 GMT -5
I didn't laugh, but I aggressively rolled my eyes at, "...to win this belt again...this TITLE again."
Like, why is "belt" a dirty word in that dumbass company?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2020 14:11:52 GMT -5
Laughed at "First help me limbin' out of Saudi Arabia. - It's a honor to be here..." The rest: Made freakin' sense and I'm glad OUR champion is a motivated strong real man. Not a B+ player.  |
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Post by The Ichi on Feb 29, 2020 16:01:33 GMT -5
If I could travel back in time once to show someone a glimpse of the future, I'd travel to when Vince was filming those Billionaire Ted skits and I'd show him this exact video.
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