CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
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Post by CMWaters on Mar 30, 2020 7:58:44 GMT -5
18. Be willing to get your ass kicked repeatedly by Batman because you work for the Joker. And the reason you decided to work for the Joker is because of...reasons? Not exactly sure what you get out if it. Well until recent days, the chance to check out Harley Quinn up close.
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Post by mike1287 on Mar 30, 2020 16:33:22 GMT -5
19. When the hero's significant other your boss is holding hostage starts flirting with you, it's totally Stockholm Syndrome.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 30, 2020 16:39:40 GMT -5
20. You will go along with your boss's plan to destroy the world, even though you are also in the world.
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Post by sfvega on Mar 30, 2020 19:22:43 GMT -5
If you hear a suspicious noise at your criminal hideout, don't alert anyone else. Slowly perform a half-assed investigation by yourself and either miss the invading hero or walk face-first into an attack that quickly incapacitates/kills you.
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Post by prettynami on Mar 30, 2020 23:39:52 GMT -5
22. Always capture the hero despite the fact they would never show you or your fellow henchmen such mercy as they mow you down by the 100s.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Mar 31, 2020 12:40:39 GMT -5
23: If you’re a henchman or lower-tier villain in a Batman movie, don’t get wise like John Daggett or you’re toast. Don’t screw up the plans like Bob or say something dumb like that clown in Returns, or the boss has the right to shoot you.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 31, 2020 22:16:47 GMT -5
24. If the hero knocks you out, be sure to be the exact same size so he can steal your clothes
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Post by badkarma on Apr 1, 2020 0:36:12 GMT -5
24. If the hero knocks you out, be sure to be the exact same size so he can steal your clothes "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
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ERON
Hank Scorpio
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Post by ERON on Apr 1, 2020 8:11:14 GMT -5
25. No matter how insanely megalomaniacal your boss and his plans get, just smile and play along. Otherwise, you might end up in the shark tank. Why are you working for this guy again?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 1, 2020 9:30:28 GMT -5
26. Be sure your boss's evil lair has vents large enough for the hero to fit into
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Apr 1, 2020 9:39:31 GMT -5
27. If you're the one who has to give your boss bad news, play it safe and say your prayers ahead of time.
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