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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 24, 2020 5:15:05 GMT -5
With Joe Neglia putting me in a literal garbage truck after he gets tired of my shit. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2020 5:24:23 GMT -5
Like Terry Funk.  |
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Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 24, 2020 5:32:22 GMT -5
I mean, I already did it once, but then got powers back because I wouldn't stop reporting everything.  |
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Apr 24, 2020 5:34:51 GMT -5
I think you should always leave the territory on your back
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Apr 24, 2020 5:35:56 GMT -5
have Kane join and beat me in a match, then he strips off all my FAN gear (I'd be wearing underwear underneath), burns it in a trash can to absorb my posting powers, and finally presents me with a business suit
you know, the usual way people retire from FAN
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 24, 2020 6:22:59 GMT -5
Another one would be that a new hot shot poster joins the forum and gets controversial reactions. Joe Neglia tasks me to take him out in a loser leaves FAN thread. The hot shot defeats me with the first post to make the 1,000 Likes Club. I figure since I was helping Joe Neglia out I'm safe. But then he sends the mods after me to kick me out as I'm crying, kicking, and screaming that I have a family to post for. |
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Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 24, 2020 6:26:53 GMT -5
KICKING AND SCREAMING!
(By that, I mean I announce it while watching the movie 'Kicking & Screaming'.)
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Post by MC Blowfish on Apr 24, 2020 6:29:39 GMT -5
I want a grand sendoff with everyone applauding. Then I'll show up on another forum.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 24, 2020 6:35:49 GMT -5
FAN can no longer fulfill the terms of my contract. I'm about to head down South for a lucrative contract with the WC W Forums. I agree to have a contest with chazraps with the expectation he will become the new poster to make the most threads ever for this forum. However, I have a creative clause in my contract and I say I'll drop the title, but not to chazraps. This is in Montreal somehow. chazraps gets my last thread locked up and it says I deactivated my account. However, I never deactivated the account. Joe Neglia gave the order in the Mod Forum to "DEACTIVATE THE f***ING ACCOUNT!" |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2020 7:43:23 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer finally pins me after years.
Then I show up on a bigger forum.
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Post by 4real on Apr 24, 2020 8:31:11 GMT -5
Get kidnapped by Lucha FAN Ninjas and never seen again.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Apr 24, 2020 13:05:26 GMT -5
Please stop tagging me in this.
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Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 24, 2020 13:07:58 GMT -5
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What am I doing here?
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Post by Demented on Apr 24, 2020 13:11:27 GMT -5
Uh... groin kick? I guess?
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Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Apr 24, 2020 13:19:47 GMT -5
"Chasing Patti"
Getting banned for sleeping with Patti Mayonnaise, disproving the popular theory.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Apr 24, 2020 13:36:52 GMT -5
as quietly as possible
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Wade Wilson
Don't bother pretending I seem fine, I like that I'm a mess
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Post by ayumidah on Apr 24, 2020 14:00:20 GMT -5
busted stealing FAN shirts to sell for a profit and banned~
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2020 14:15:24 GMT -5
You know what they say about retiring from FAN...you never truly retire. I'd be back after showing up in r/SquaredCircle a few months later after getting a big farewell ceremony.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2020 14:24:30 GMT -5
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 24, 2020 14:30:09 GMT -5
I win the FAN Championship, then leave.
But then I come back two weeks later.
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