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Post by crankypants on Apr 27, 2020 15:19:50 GMT -5
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Apr 27, 2020 15:22:07 GMT -5
This gives dirtsheets a whole new meaning.
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krozor
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Post by krozor on Apr 27, 2020 15:24:37 GMT -5
Styles' soul should be trapped until all 536 dirt samples are bought, then brought back together.
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Apr 27, 2020 15:26:50 GMT -5
So was AJ ever kayfabe dug up? Or is there decomposed pieces of AJ Styles in this dirt?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 15:29:27 GMT -5
I've never ordered anything from WWE.com in my life. How possible it is really the actual dirt? I'd buy this in a heartbeat if so, that match was so freakin' supernatural that this could go well beside my Bruce Campbell poster. Totally would not use the dirt in voodoo rituals.
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Post by 4real on Apr 27, 2020 15:30:42 GMT -5
“Get away from my dirt dude!”
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Bub (BLM)
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Apr 27, 2020 15:31:23 GMT -5
Do people actually buy high-end items from WWE Shop?
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Apr 27, 2020 15:32:12 GMT -5
Styles' soul should be trapped until all 536 dirt samples are bought, then brought back together. I do not envy the poor soul whose job was to sit there and collect over 500 samples of soil in a field in the middle of nowhere.
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Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Apr 27, 2020 15:32:28 GMT -5
Limited to 536?
You mean to tell me if a 537th prospective buyer reached out to give them $75 for dirt, they're tell them "Sorry, we're all out of dirt?"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 15:33:42 GMT -5
I just hope they did something to stop grave robbers from stealing AJ's clothes or something.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 15:35:18 GMT -5
I don't want none.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 15:36:16 GMT -5
If this thing is still avaible to order on (next) monday, I'm gonna do it. I'm 100% serious.
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Apr 27, 2020 15:37:42 GMT -5
I've never ordered anything from WWE.com in my life. How possible it is really the actual dirt? I'd buy this in a heartbeat if so, that match was so freakin' supernatural that this could go well beside my Bruce Campbell poster. Totally would not use the dirt in voodoo rituals.I feel like it would have to be. If it could be proven that it wasn't real dirt seems like that could be a lawsuit for false advertisement, unless there's fine print somewhere.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 15:38:05 GMT -5
If this thing is still avaible to order on (next) monday, I'm gonna do it. I'm 100% serious. I'll sell you better dirt for half the price. And it comes with a free frogurt.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 15:40:58 GMT -5
Those are gonna sell out in day or two, ...and now I'm saddened. Maybe I should just forget all the May Day weekend plans and make the order. ~ I'm hating myself for not ordering a pinch of dirt online right now.
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Post by 4real on Apr 27, 2020 15:42:11 GMT -5
I would get some if it was Dirt cheap
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Post by thehottag on Apr 27, 2020 15:42:49 GMT -5
It reminds me of those people who sell 'real turf' from their favourite sports stadiums. Probably just some bloke digging up Farmer Giles' field to flog on eBay.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Apr 27, 2020 17:30:33 GMT -5
You don't want to buy that dirt. They say the soul of a Phenomenal One resides in that dirt. If it's to ever be disturbed...let's just say, "You don't want none."
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Post by XIII on Apr 27, 2020 17:35:07 GMT -5
So was AJ ever kayfabe dug up? Or is there decomposed pieces of AJ Styles in this dirt? Good Brothers got released before they could dig him up. Poor AJ.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 17:44:11 GMT -5
I know a man who has already invested his life savings into this venture
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