Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Apr 27, 2020 17:52:48 GMT -5
“Honey, I know you wanted to stock up on toilet paper and other essentials, but I bought wrestling dirt instead.”
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Apr 27, 2020 17:59:31 GMT -5
Tell you what. I got some dirt.
Anybody wants some used dirt, I'll sell you some used dirt. Send me $7.50 and I'll send you an envelope fulla dirt.
You can't beat these savings.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Apr 27, 2020 18:02:51 GMT -5
I know a man who has already invested his life savings into this venture   Boneyard Match 2: Lowdown and Dirty |
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Apr 27, 2020 18:13:45 GMT -5
What a conversation starter this will be for any non wrestling fan visitors to your home. The market for this does not have visitors |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 18:21:52 GMT -5
Is there any geologists in this forum? I need the proof after I've bought this item that it's legit so I can start boasting about it. If it's not, I can always sue (50% to geologists) and that's where the profit is at its highest! Can you eat the dirt?
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 27, 2020 18:24:28 GMT -5
I love that WWE is so committed to their plaques with bits of the ring mat cut up, that they just had to keep the tradition going, even in match with no ring.
What's the Firefly Funhouse equivalent? Actual air that John Cena was breathing when he was erased from existence?
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Apr 27, 2020 18:25:50 GMT -5
Do people actually buy high-end items from WWE Shop? I mean I know the obvious factor is "If they keep doing it, someone must be", but there are absolutely collectors out there willing to pay money for these things. You can also buy a Viking Raders TLC 2019 plaque containing a small square of ring canvas. These things cost very little to make but can be jacked up easily, and hardcore collectors will genuinely go all out and buy them for some really easy money. As WWE's audience dwindles and they're more and more desperately chasing the die-hards willing to hrow money at everything WWE, these sorts of items have shown up more and more often in the store, because they can counteract flagging merch numbers with the crazies willing to spend four or even five figures in WWE merch during the year. |
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wildojinx
Wade Wilson
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Post by wildojinx on Apr 27, 2020 18:26:47 GMT -5
Styles' soul should be trapped until all 536 dirt samples are bought, then brought back together. Sounds like a great anime. Is there a filler episode where the wrestlers play sports? |
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Timeless Hayterade
Dennis Stamp
Rhea's the Tribal Chief now. ACKNOWLEDGE MAMI!
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Post by Timeless Hayterade on Apr 27, 2020 18:29:21 GMT -5
How would you like to get inside the mind of the person that came out with this and look around for an hour?
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Apr 27, 2020 18:31:14 GMT -5
Styles' soul should be trapped until all 536 dirt samples are bought... THE DIRT COMMUNITY?!? |
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Post by cassonova on Apr 27, 2020 18:33:16 GMT -5
It peripherally reminds me of the Batiri's grab bag. For x monies, they stuffed a large envelope with random garbage.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 18:34:03 GMT -5
How would you like to get inside the mind of the person that came out with this and look around for hour? Charismatic, Best Seller, Manipulator.  |
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bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Apr 27, 2020 18:37:36 GMT -5
they should've announced the sale on the Dirt Sheet
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Apr 27, 2020 18:41:42 GMT -5
You know someone will buy and eat the dirt. You know it.
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer
555-BONE
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Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 27, 2020 18:45:13 GMT -5
Do people actually buy high-end items from WWE Shop? Only if one of the women wrestlers wore them. You know someone will buy and eat the dirt. You know it. Joe Dirt? |
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Apr 27, 2020 18:50:06 GMT -5
Do people actually buy high-end items from WWE Shop? I mean I know the obvious factor is "If they keep doing it, someone must be", but there are absolutely collectors out there willing to pay money for these things. You can also buy a Viking Raders TLC 2019 plaque containing a small square of ring canvas. These things cost very little to make but can be jacked up easily, and hardcore collectors will genuinely go all out and buy them for some really easy money. As WWE's audience dwindles and they're more and more desperately chasing the die-hards willing to hrow money at everything WWE, these sorts of items have shown up more and more often in the store, because they can counteract flagging merch numbers with the crazies willing to spend four or even five figures in WWE merch during the year. So, I was at TLC 2019 and decided to look this piece of business up: shop.wwe.com/viking-raiders-tlc-2019-15x17-limited-edition-plaque/011F5992CF.html?dwvar_011F5992CF_color=No%20Color#prefn1=event&prefv1=TLC+2019&start=1 It's Karl Anderson THROUGH THE KFC TABLE! Given my KFC connection for cracking their Twitter code, having been at the event and interviewing Karl Anderson last summer, I really want this. Soon as it's marked down I'll be considering it. What have I become? |
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Apr 27, 2020 18:59:30 GMT -5
I mean I know the obvious factor is "If they keep doing it, someone must be", but there are absolutely collectors out there willing to pay money for these things. You can also buy a Viking Raders TLC 2019 plaque containing a small square of ring canvas. These things cost very little to make but can be jacked up easily, and hardcore collectors will genuinely go all out and buy them for some really easy money. As WWE's audience dwindles and they're more and more desperately chasing the die-hards willing to hrow money at everything WWE, these sorts of items have shown up more and more often in the store, because they can counteract flagging merch numbers with the crazies willing to spend four or even five figures in WWE merch during the year. So, I was at TLC 2019 and decided to look this piece of business up: shop.wwe.com/viking-raiders-tlc-2019-15x17-limited-edition-plaque/011F5992CF.html?dwvar_011F5992CF_color=No%20Color#prefn1=event&prefv1=TLC+2019&start=1It's Karl Anderson THROUGH THE KFC TABLE! Given my KFC connection for cracking their Twitter code, having been at the event and interviewing Karl Anderson last summer, I really want this. Soon as it's marked down I'll be considering it. What have I become? You became the very monster I outlined, and for that I am eternally sorry |
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y4j1981
Dennis Stamp
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Post by y4j1981 on Apr 27, 2020 19:01:39 GMT -5
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Post by XaviersSS2015hair on Apr 27, 2020 19:51:22 GMT -5
I know a man who has already invested his life savings into this venture 🎶Low down and dirty, boy you know what I'm booouuut!🎶 |
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krozor
Don Corleone
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Post by krozor on Apr 27, 2020 19:53:49 GMT -5
Prediction: it will turn out this is actually dirt from an XFL field, and THIS will be what finally brings Vince down in a court of law
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