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Post by mysterious on May 20, 2020 0:34:57 GMT -5
He figured out you have to be literate to write.
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on May 20, 2020 0:47:29 GMT -5
Permission granted, baby! Wooo!
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on May 20, 2020 1:02:47 GMT -5
I learned about the "original" Marty story just a while ago... This whole post is new stuff? Geez! I seriously hope he doesn't have any skeletors in his life. That would be disgusting. I hope it's just the case of famous dick and horny gal. Wham bam yes ma'am! Why would Marty have Skeletor in his closet?! MARTY I CHECKED HER I.D.! SHE'S ONLY GOT A LEARNER'S PERMIT! RUN!
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Post by Joe Neglia on May 20, 2020 1:07:48 GMT -5
Why would Marty have Skeletor in his closet?! Jealousy. Skeletor made escaping through a mirror look cool and Marty just wasn't having that.
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Post by SmashTV on May 20, 2020 2:12:45 GMT -5
(*rolls eyes, tuts and sighs*) Oh, Marty...
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hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on May 20, 2020 2:22:48 GMT -5
Sexual Vanilla Marty Jannetty
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Post by madness50 on May 20, 2020 2:36:21 GMT -5
I know this sounds mean, but how is Marty Jannetty even still alive at this point?
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Post by malloc on May 20, 2020 2:52:12 GMT -5
Marty wake up! She clearly catfishing you for money. Shes a forty year old bloke with a western union account she is going to ask you to send money to. LOL at Marty having any money to wire to a catfish. Haha true Marty probably already sniffed it up his nose but a Catfish will still try Andtake anything you have. I had one pretending to be Santana Garrett trying to sucker me into sending them money. I knew with in a 10 seconds that it was phoney. If you act like some kind of mark then a con is going to try and steal your money.
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Post by Welfare Willis on May 20, 2020 2:58:25 GMT -5
Well, as pathetic as Marty is, he's at least better than some people involved in wrestling by the virtue of him being concerned about potentially sleeping with an underage girl as opposed to taking "I'll pretend you said 18" route. But seriously, Marty, get your f***ing shit together you dipshit.He's been hearing that for like 40 years. I don't think it's gonna take. Yeah sadly "Jennetty" is now synonymous for a person who had much less success than their partners.
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malloc
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Post by malloc on May 20, 2020 3:01:33 GMT -5
Wise man once said, "If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12." What about 25-year-olds who look 16? If you are in the UK you are fine, Age of consent is 16.
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Post by Heartbreaker on May 20, 2020 3:07:13 GMT -5
What about 25-year-olds who look 16? If you are in the UK you are fine, Age of consent is 16. I'm referring to the fact that I am the 16-year-old looking 25-year-old. Note to self: Avoid Marty Jannetty at all costs.
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Post by malloc on May 20, 2020 3:14:15 GMT -5
Wise man once said, "If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12." What about 25-year-olds who look 16? If you are in the UK you are fine, Age of consent is 16. You will still get called a nonce or cradle snatcher by your mates if you are over the age of 18 and your bird is between the age of 16-17 considering they are likely to still be in full time education.
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Post by malloc on May 20, 2020 3:18:38 GMT -5
If you are in the UK you are fine, Age of consent is 16. I'm referring to the fact that I am the 16-year-old looking 25-year-old. Note to self: Avoid Marty Jannetty at all costs. Smart move, you do not want to become the headline subject on this forum.
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Post by Pipe_Bomb2k13 on May 20, 2020 3:21:14 GMT -5
If Marty was apart of Dark Side of The Ring this would be preview no doubt.
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Post by Kyn on May 20, 2020 3:49:21 GMT -5
Wait. If I'm reading this right - and I might not be, because I don't speak fluent Jannetty - isn't he saying that the girl's mother is a big fan, and the girl is offering to bang him on the condition that he subsequently has sex with her mother? And he's like, I don't know if she's of age, and also I'm not sure I want to bang mom? Yeah, you've pretty much got it dead on. Yeesh. The Marty party never stops.
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Post by Viking Hall on May 20, 2020 4:12:23 GMT -5
Yeah, add me to the section of this thread who doesn't think any of these girls knows who or what a Marty Jannetty is.
Honestly, the thing I find most surprising is that Marty has an internet connection.
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Post by Dang! on May 20, 2020 5:53:10 GMT -5
Marty, date and f*** women around your own age Well, he kinda does. The ring rat moms are living their dream through their daughters...
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on May 20, 2020 6:52:59 GMT -5
Marty Janetty is a panacea for all your mental ills. No matter how bad you have it, here comes Marty to shout about how he doesn't creep on kids while blatantly creeping on kids to make you feel better about yourself.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2020 7:01:58 GMT -5
I mean, I guess I know why this thread is 6 pages long, but I still wanna yell the question as to why it's any pages long.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on May 20, 2020 7:42:27 GMT -5
Note to self: Avoid Marty Jannetty at all costs. Would Australia even let Marty into the country at this point? I'm sure there's something about him that would get him put on the first flight back to America.
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