camphor #BLM
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Post by camphor #BLM on May 20, 2020 8:35:24 GMT -5
I seriously did not have idea he posts his loving buddies weekly/monthly, I'm tired of scrolling (it's that real!), has he posted these for how long? Good for Marty, hopefully he doesn't get himself in 'roblems in future! It doesn't sound as alarming anymore, but I don't know, he seems to have quite an appetite for love.LMAO @ these April's Sex Twins (It's a public page w/ tags, so probably okay to post a screenshot?) [ze screenprint]
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Post by lucas_lee on May 20, 2020 8:44:24 GMT -5
I once met Marty at a Wrestlecon while looking for the bathroom. He was super drunk and reeked of alcohol. He also could barely stand up, that was sad to see
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Post by Viking Hall on May 20, 2020 8:51:26 GMT -5
He was super drunk and reeked of alcohol. Being super drunk and reeking of alcohol do tend to come hand in hand to be fair.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on May 20, 2020 9:15:27 GMT -5
I seriously did not have idea he posts his loving buddies weekly/monthly, I'm tired of scrolling (it's that real!), has he posted these for how long? Good for Marty, hopefully he doesn't get himself in 'roblems in future! It doesn't sound as alarming anymore, but I don't know, he seems to have quite an appetite for love.LMAO @ these April's Sex Twins (It's a public page w/ tags, so probably okay to post a screenshot?) Thank you Marty for putting the sex in there, otherwise we would have had no idea what you were talking about. Bet he has this as his alarm, and puts his phone on 3 minute timers Shame you can't add real life examples here: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmSexuallyActiveToday
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 20, 2020 9:28:26 GMT -5
If you are in the UK you are fine, Age of consent is 16. Note to self: Avoid Marty Jannetty at all costs. Good advice for anyone, really.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on May 20, 2020 10:31:08 GMT -5
Note to self: Avoid Marty Jannetty at all costs. Good advice for anyone, really. I think Triple H probably has it engraved on a plaque in his office.
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Post by Prince Petty on May 20, 2020 10:33:15 GMT -5
How is this guy still alive? He seems to live his entire life blitzed on some substance or another.
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Post by The Rick Jericho on May 20, 2020 10:33:28 GMT -5
Reading the Shad thread, then jumping back into this one.
What a terrible contrast of two men.
One a noble man who was a hero.
And Jannetty....
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on May 20, 2020 10:34:47 GMT -5
Good advice for anyone, really. I think Triple H probably has it engraved on a plaque in his office. Hello Mr Hunter, I'm.... Jarty Mannetty and I would like a job Well Mr Manetty, you've passed the tryout, you just have to pass the final test, stand perfectly still next to this teenage girl who we haven't proven isn't your daughter. *Jannetty dives through the nearest window* HHH: Hehe, gets him every time.
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Post by Rave on May 20, 2020 11:44:36 GMT -5
Holy red flag, Marty. If you seriously have to ask that, it should be an automatic no. And now having seen the uncensored images, I'd like to upgrade that to "should be an automatic no anyway". No way is that girl 20. She looks and prob'ly is 16. Stick with the twins, Marty!
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on May 20, 2020 11:48:54 GMT -5
How is this guy still alive? He seems to live his entire life blitzed on some substance or another. Keith Richards/Ozzy Osbourne/Lemmy Syndrome. Marty probably needs to stay blitzed to maintain homeostasis at this point.
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Post by edgestar on May 20, 2020 12:12:02 GMT -5
He was super drunk and reeked of alcohol. Being super drunk and reeking of alcohol do tend to come hand in hand to be fair. This made me legit lol.
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Post by The Rick Jericho on May 20, 2020 12:15:24 GMT -5
I miss the old days, when the only meat Marty Jannetty was worried about was cold cuts:
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2020 13:12:40 GMT -5
Man Marty's facebook is definitely like watching a train wreck...He has posted pictures in the past with his entire face covered in coke among other things
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2020 13:14:20 GMT -5
This guy is beyond pathetic. Does he really think, in his wildest dreams, that any of these women would want anything to do with this washed-up, coke-addled f***wit? Or that anyone would believe they did? Even thirty years ago, judging by some of his road stories I’m pretty sure he had to get half of the women he got back to his place f***ed up on GHB first. Very much of the same mind in wondering why we’re taking any of this at his word. We’re talking about a broke D-list star who constantly posts random FB pics of girls he says want to bang him. No. To be fair quite of few end up in the comments talking about it themselves including sisters...Hell 90% of the time he actually tags the chicks he banged or is going to lol The party doesn't stop
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2020 13:16:20 GMT -5
I miss the old days, when the only meat Marty Jannetty was worried about was cold cuts: I'm sure that he was just trying to get laid at a sandwich convention.
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Post by XIII on May 20, 2020 13:17:28 GMT -5
How is this guy still alive? He seems to live his entire life blitzed on some substance or another. He takes so many substances that no virus can survive in his body.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2020 13:24:40 GMT -5
I hope Jannetty doesn't see this. He would be sad to see such a young pussy walk out the door.
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Post by Sephiroth on May 20, 2020 13:33:46 GMT -5
Marty Janetty is a panacea for all your mental ills. No matter how bad you have it, here comes Marty to shout about how he doesn't creep on kids while blatantly creeping on kids to make you feel better about yourself. When he’s not describing Virgil’s penis in interviews
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2020 13:43:03 GMT -5
I really don't get these guys like Jannetty f***ing around with girls who could be their daughter or even granddaughter's age. I'm 28 and even I find the idea of getting with a 20-year-old weird.
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