Cheapest a Pro Athlete Will Do a Commercial For?

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

In my neck of the woods we have a car salesman who is on TV all the time named Dan O’Brien. I work odd hours and his commercials and infomercials are playing in the background all the time at work. Some even feature players from the Patriots.

I don’t really like football so they are players I’ve never heard of. I know Tom Brady just left but it’s not like he’s ever been on their hawking cars.

It made me think what the cheapest amount you can get one of these guys is. Like even if it’s an injured kicker who has only played one game as long as he is on the current roster he can say he is on the Patriots and that makes it seem like a huge deal, especially to casual fans.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Current day Shaq will do just about anything.

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I'm imagining that Bob's Burgers episode where that football player did three restaurants for Super Bowl Sunday.